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1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Why is this year's cold or plague so hellaciously awful?

Antivaxxers have allowed the strains to multiply and split greatly so the typical methods of making a vaccine now need to account for a wider variance.

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Should I retire to Asia like I planned, to Mexico like my dad suggested, or forever alone in America because I'm too much like my father like my mom suggested?

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Just now, panic said:

Should I retire to Asia like I planned, to Mexico like my dad suggested, or forever alone in America because I'm too much like my father like my mom suggested?

Retire to Asia. Better food.

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3 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said:

why does panic think retiring to a different continent or country will affect his relationship status

Because American women tend to be too self absorbed?

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1 minute ago, bnmjy said:

Will Totally Spies! replace Donald Trump as President of the United States of America?

Donald Trump is the last president, unfortunately.

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Why are you doing this, and how did you get it to smell so strongly of bananas in here, I swear actual bananas don’t smell this much of bananas.

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56 minutes ago, Lasty said:

Why are you doing this, and how did you get it to smell so strongly of bananas in here, I swear actual bananas don’t smell this much of bananas.

Because I need attention.

If you are smelling banana’s while reading this, it could be a brain tumor or other defect. See a neurologist.

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59 minutes ago, helpme said:

Who let panic on the disco floor?

 

I’m still not convinced that panic isn’t a sentient AI. So I doubt he’s ever PHYSICALLY on the dancefloor, and couldn’t be stopped otherwise.

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5 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

Because I need attention.

If you are smelling banana’s while reading this, it could be a brain tumor or other defect. See a neurologist.

Naw, smells like bananas up in here and you should find someone who can hug you

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4 minutes ago, Lasty said:

Naw, smells like bananas up in here and you should find someone who can hug you

Well, the banana smell must be coming from your end.

And the problem with hugs is that they, by natural law, only come from people that you don’t want hugs from.

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1 minute ago, InsaneFox said:

Well, the banana smell must be coming from your end.

And the problem with hugs is that they, by natural law, only come from people that you don’t want hugs from.

Untrue on Both counts. Aaaand now we have vampires. And I hate iPhone autocorrect. :|

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Just now, Lasty said:

Untrue on Both counts. Aaaand now we have vampires. And I hate iPhone autocorrect. :|

I never said they’d be truthful answers. That’s how vampires work, you know.

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Just now, InsaneFox said:

I never said they’d be truthful answers. That’s how vampires work, you know.

It starts with the smell...  0.0

Posted
2 minutes ago, InsaneFox said:

Most use some kind of exotic flower, but a banana is fine too.

Unless I came prepared with... WERE-MONKEYS

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Just now, InsaneFox said:

Aren’t all monkeys were-monkeys? Or are humans were-monkeys?

No, no, it’s the ducks. Ducks evolve into monkeys before they evolve into wallabies. Otherwise there’s no cotton candy for my coffee bells. Balls. Balls.... >__>

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