Poof Posted September 14, 2019 Posted September 14, 2019 my one ex would do stuff like that. he had 8 pack abs
GuyBeardmane Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 Wouldn't a fuck convention where you do you just be a masturbation convention? 2 3
Poof Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 51 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: masturbation convention? those exist
StarPanda Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 It's all physics man, you just have to position it the right way and boom Always lift with your legs tho
Mix Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 On 9/14/2019 at 2:18 AM, Poof said: my one ex would do stuff like that. he had 8 pack abs did the eight pack abs help with the fridges or did the fridges help with the eight pack abs 1
Mix Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 5 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Wouldn't a fuck convention where you do you just be a masturbation convention? you sir, are a treasure I will genuinely be sorry when you are executed by the one world government 1
Mix Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 25 minutes ago, StarPanda said: It's all physics man, you just have to position it the right way and boom Always lift with your legs tho always lift with your legs and place all the weight directly on your spine....and boom >.>
StarPanda Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 8 minutes ago, Mix said: always lift with your legs and place all the weight directly on your spine....and boom >.> Exactly;)
cyberbully Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 Actually, I got super powers from pain killers back in the day. When i first moved here, my neighbor was throwing a party and he was selling off his furniture because he got new shit when we moved in and had his old shit in his garage.....He had a really nice couch that i thought would go nicely in my garage for my man cave. At any rate, we were getting fucked up and I was like "Help me take it to my house....He said "Man, I'll help you tomorrow....I'm fucked up". But I wanted it then and there.....So somehow, I took the cushions off and flopped it, seated side first onto my shoulders and maneuvered my way though his garageand across the street to my house......When I got there, I realized I couldn't open the door without him so he went in through the front and opened the garage for me......I plopped it down and went back for the cushions. He just kept looking, and said "Htf did you do that"......I was just like, "I dunno".....So a year or so ago, I was throwing it out....It had never moved since that night, and I could barely push the thing, and it took 3 of us to get it on the kid's grandpa's truck.....Drugs, man.....Weird shit. 1
Mix Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 57 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Actually, I got super powers from pain killers back in the day. When i first moved here, my neighbor was throwing a party and he was selling off his furniture because he got new shit when we moved in and had his old shit in his garage.....He had a really nice couch that i thought would go nicely in my garage for my man cave. At any rate, we were getting fucked up and I was like "Help me take it to my house....He said "Man, I'll help you tomorrow....I'm fucked up". But I wanted it then and there.....So somehow, I took the cushions off and flopped it, seated side first onto my shoulders and maneuvered my way though his garageand across the street to my house......When I got there, I realized I couldn't open the door without him so he went in through the front and opened the garage for me......I plopped it down and went back for the cushions. He just kept looking, and said "Htf did you do that"......I was just like, "I dunno".....So a year or so ago, I was throwing it out....It had never moved since that night, and I could barely push the thing, and it took 3 of us to get it on the kid's grandpa's truck.....Drugs, man.....Weird shit. shit, I believe it....drugs is pretty crazy stuff brah if only there wasa drugs to take for the sleeps...some sort of potion or pill for sleeping...yes, that would be nice
Poof Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 8 hours ago, Mix said: did the eight pack abs help with the fridges or did the fridges help with the eight pack abs The eight pack abs helped in making me feel good 1
Vamped Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 =_= If I cant pay my brother and his friends to move stuff for pizza and beer or borrowinv my car ... Ill just have to pay for 2 men and a truck. Im too old.
Mix Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 4 hours ago, Vamped said: =_= If I cant pay my brother and his friends to move stuff for pizza and beer or borrowinv my car ... Ill just have to pay for 2 men and a truck. Im too old. If you can't get even random strangers walking by your house to help you move stuff for pizza and bear, that's not a world I want to live in... To this day I still don't understand the home movers business model....Never hired them, never will
Mix Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, jackiemarie90 said: I worry about his back tho >__> Back, shmack.....I read somewhere that the curvature of the spine is designed to be able to handle weight far exceeding that of the....camel.....shit, that's right, the article was about camels.....ahhh, same thing, he'll be fine 1
Vamped Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 24 minutes ago, Mix said: If you can't get even random strangers walking by your house to help you move stuff for pizza and bear, that's not a world I want to live in... To this day I still don't understand the home movers business model....Never hired them, never will Inviting randos walking past my house to take inventory of my household possessions and then transport them to a new location kinda sounds like setting myself up to get robbed later. 1
SwimModSponges Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 ... Why would you just do you at a fuck convention? I mean, everybody else is there to fuck; you're just that weirdo on the sidelines doing himself. You're the creepy guy at the fuck convention.
bnmjy Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, ghostrek said: has to be fake Don't worry, you probably have a bigger dong.
ghostrek Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 1 minute ago, bnmjy said: Don't worry, you probably have a bigger dong. not now
Mix Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 1 hour ago, SwimModSponges said: ... Why would you just do you at a fuck convention? I mean, everybody else is there to fuck; you're just that weirdo on the sidelines doing himself. You're the creepy guy at the fuck convention. lil late, a better version of this joke was already made
SwimModSponges Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 Ah yes, I see the folly of my ways.
Mix Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 1 hour ago, Vamped said: Inviting randos walking past my house to take inventory of my household possessions and then transport them to a new location kinda sounds like setting myself up to get robbed later. You need to read Malcolm Gladwell's new book Talking to Strangers I'm not saying i've read it, but I like to recommend books to people so they think I read and am an into-actual 1
Mix Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Ah yes, I see the folly of my ways. it's not like you.....been a bit off your game......your war with Ginguy for our souls is taking it's toll
GunStarHero Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 20 hours ago, GuyBeardmane said: Wouldn't a fuck convention where you do you just be a masturbation convention? Be sad to attend a fuck convention and no one was interested so, like, you had to do you. But now, like, I may as well record the session cause nobody loves me better than me, unless I am currently hating me, so uncivilized. And now it's a tutorial for potential partners. Not many takers for it, not openly. So then we upload it online, probably to a porn site, cause I won't be censored dammit! Lo and behold, finally I get some eyes on my prize. And wouldn't you know it, suggestions, too! A lot of suggestions. Too many suggestions. My god these suggestions. I learn a valuable lesson that there's always more than one way to love myself so I accept the more...reasonable requ--suggestions. And before I know, I have a whole catalog! What a wealth of knowledge for any future paramours! Also what are tokens for? I keep getting tokens during my live tutorials. 1
André Toulon Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 2 hours ago, ghostrek said: not now LOL wut.
André Toulon Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 2 hours ago, Mix said: If you can't get even random strangers walking by your house to help you move stuff for pizza and bear, that's not a world I want to live in... To this day I still don't understand the home movers business model....Never hired them, never will I'd move just about anything if I was lured in for pizza and there was a bear. 2
🍬Candy🍬 Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 2 hours ago, ghostrek said: not now Lol What is with ghostrek saying all this weird shit lately? I think he got laid and isn't telling us
ghostrek Posted September 15, 2019 Posted September 15, 2019 12 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Lol What is with ghostrek saying all this weird shit lately? I think he got laid and isn't telling us no i need to get some sleep
Mix Posted September 15, 2019 Author Posted September 15, 2019 28 minutes ago, Sho Minamimoto said: I'd move just about anything if I was lured in for pizza and there was a bear. bears are serious motivators, i tells ya
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