LoLJackass Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Everything seems so cryptic and forced. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 17 hours ago, Greeny said: Who has the nicest ass? @garbagepailcat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: @garbagepailcat You misspelled quackers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: You misspelled quackers To be fair, I've never seen his ass. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
faye23 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 I’d take myself out for a nice cup of coffee. Maybe get to 1st base after. 😐 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 32 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: To be fair, I've never seen his ass. You don't have to. It's quackers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted August 14, 2019 Share Posted August 14, 2019 My dream date is with @InsaneFox, where I follow him around at work and then we engage in some fourplay with @Admin_Raptorpat and Will in Civilization 6. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sahockeygrl15 Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Good question. I’d have to think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 15, 2019 Share Posted August 15, 2019 17 hours ago, panic said: My dream date is with @InsaneFox, where I follow him around at work and then we engage in some fourplay with @Admin_Raptorpat and Will in Civilization 6. The "like" I gave is for the Monty Python gif. I fucking love that movie. 👍 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tommydreamer9163 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 I did back in the old ASMB days. I’m not saying who she was but she was cool AF. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Scoobling. Buddy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 @MEXobiologist @CutieQuesadilla @garbagepailcat @GunStarHero @Death_is_coming @scoobdog No order 😏 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 Tempty. of course. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 2 hours ago, helpme said: @MEXobiologist @CutieQuesadilla @garbagepailcat @GunStarHero @Death_is_coming @scoobdog No order 😏 Whatever happened to "Mex"? Did she change names or wander off & get married or find a winning lotto ticket or somethin'? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 44 minutes ago, tsar4 said: Whatever happened to "Mex"? Did she change names or wander off & get married or find a winning lotto ticket or somethin'? I know she lives on the other side of Michigan I think it's closer to Lake Michigan but where I'm not sure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted August 18, 2019 Share Posted August 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, helpme said: I know she lives on the other side of Michigan I think it's closer to Lake Michigan but where I'm not sure It was Aliens, wasn't it? The Aliens got her! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 19 hours ago, helpme said: I know she lives on the other side of Michigan I think it's closer to Lake Michigan but where I'm not sure Otherwise you'ld be camped out in her front yard, right? 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 1 hour ago, scoobdog said: Otherwise you'ld be camped out in her front yard, right? Oh hell no I have no interest in spartan nutcases Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 16 minutes ago, helpme said: Oh hell no I have no interest in spartan nutcases Wait, wasn't she one of your fantasy dates? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 26 minutes ago, scoobdog said: Wait, wasn't she one of your fantasy dates? I thought that was boo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Just now, helpme said: I thought that was boo You put MEXobioligist too. And, gpcat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, scoobdog said: You put MEXobioligist too. And, gpcat. Yea I date any girl except fuggz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 19, 2019 Share Posted August 19, 2019 Uh.... Got it. 👍 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 On 8/18/2019 at 10:27 AM, helpme said: @MEXobiologist @CutieQuesadilla @garbagepailcat @GunStarHero @Death_is_coming @scoobdog No order 😏 That's a good list. 👍I mean, other than scoob. 🤣 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 I’d probably be with scoob if he were single. We are both in same place, lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 (edited) 5 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said: I’d probably be with scoob if he were single. We are both in same place, lol. Scooby-Dooby? More like Scooby-Do-me. *tap dances stage left* Edited August 20, 2019 by Doom Metal Alchemist 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 47 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said: I’d probably be with scoob if he were single. We are both in same place, lol. You're literally only saying this because he lives in a mansion in LA Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 26 minutes ago, NaBernie2020 said: You're literally only saying this because he lives in a mansion in LA I actually don’t know where he lives or what in. XD 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Just now, CutieQuesadilla said: I actually don’t know where he lives or what in. XD It's an enormous mansion in Los Angeles, he's posted the details here before. https://unevenedge.com/topic/30779-what-can-you-tell-by-a-bitch-that-holds-her-shit-like-this/?tab=comments#comment-526491 Granted he also has at least as many cats as air conditioners so you're gonna get that indoor cat piss smell 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Just now, NaBernie2020 said: It's an enormous mansion in Los Angeles, he's posted the details here before. https://unevenedge.com/topic/30779-what-can-you-tell-by-a-bitch-that-holds-her-shit-like-this/?tab=comments#comment-526491 Granted he also has at least as many cats as air conditioners so you're gonna get that indoor cat piss smell Lmao. Nabs. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Just now, CutieQuesadilla said: Lmao. Nabs. Well go on, get in there then if that's how you wanna live Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cran Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, NaBernie2020 said: Well go on, get in there then if that's how you wanna live What aroma does your sweltering mansion have. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 1 minute ago, TheCrimsonFucker said: What aroma does your sweltering mansion have. My naturally cool subterranean apartment smells like cleanliness and weed, absolutely zero whiffs of cat piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cran Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 1 minute ago, NaBernie2020 said: My naturally cool subterranean apartment smells like cleanliness and weed, absolutely zero whiffs of cat piss. And freshly heat laundered clothing from the backseat of a mildewed automobile? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 4 minutes ago, TheCrimsonFucker said: And freshly heat laundered clothing from the backseat of a mildewed automobile? Wha... Now you're just being incoherent. Is it pill thirty already? Earlier and earlier every day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kehotik Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 No! Don't do it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cran Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 33 minutes ago, NaBernie2020 said: Wha... Now you're just being incoherent. Is it pill thirty already? Earlier and earlier every day I'll not entertain the sudden lapse in memory.....You're not your princess....You know exactly what I mean. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 11 minutes ago, TheCrimsonFucker said: I'll not entertain the sudden lapse in memory.....You're not your princess....You know exactly what I mean. Oh, this is scoob pretending to be buddy. God what a truly horrible schtick. And you wonder why I make fun of you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 Boy, I think nabs wants so scoob so he can live in his mansion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cran Posted August 20, 2019 Share Posted August 20, 2019 2 hours ago, stilgar said: Boy, I think nabs wants so scoob so he can live in his mansion. I'm just going to pretend I understand this post and be like lol. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 6 hours ago, stilgar said: Boy, I think nabs wants so scoob so he can live in his mansion. He plays hard to get, though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 7 hours ago, NaBernie2020 said: Wha... Now you're just being incoherent. Is it pill thirty already? Earlier and earlier every day Also, stop stealing Fuggs' insults. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 8 hours ago, CutieQuesadilla said: Lmao. Nabs. At first I was thinking... why did he link to a thread with a screenshot of another thread? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 7 hours ago, NaBernie2020 said: Oh, this is scoob pretending to be buddy. God what a truly horrible schtick. And you wonder why I make fun of you No, we all know you make fun of him because he refuses to play Pokemon with you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 5 hours ago, scoobdog said: At first I was thinking... why did he link to a thread with a screenshot of another thread? I just think it’s funny he kept the info. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 19 hours ago, TheCrimsonFucker said: What aroma does your sweltering mansion have. Also cat piss. The twist being he doesn't have any pets... intentionally. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 10 hours ago, CutieQuesadilla said: I just think it’s funny he kept the info. It was a damn good thread if I say so myself. Anyway, I'd love to have him as my pet.... he'd be so pampered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
helpme Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 On 8/20/2019 at 5:48 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said: That's a good list. 👍I mean, other than scoob. 🤣 You have something against scoob? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted August 21, 2019 Share Posted August 21, 2019 19 minutes ago, helpme said: You have something against scoob? I don't think he wants all the Scoob. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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