1pooh4u Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 Iβll think of something to put here later π @Ginguy Is this the year that The Bears take it all the way? I donβt know shit about Chicago, but I still say, βoh fuck noβ ππ©
That_One_Guy Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 Fuck your team bitch! Go Saints and Roll Tide! Suck my dick you fucking haters! I hate you all! 2
1pooh4u Posted July 16, 2019 Author Posted July 16, 2019 On 7/16/2019 at 3:12 AM, scoobdog said: This is the year the Pats finally fall flat. Expand I hope so. I hope we finally got the edge rushers we need to stop Brady from having coffee and cake inside the pocket 2
1pooh4u Posted July 16, 2019 Author Posted July 16, 2019 On 7/16/2019 at 3:31 AM, That_One_Guy said: Fuck your team bitch! Go Saints and Roll Tide! Suck my dick you fucking haters! I hate you all! Expand Lol the saints were robbed
That_One_Guy Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 On 7/16/2019 at 11:40 AM, 1pooh4u said: Lol the saints were robbed Expand We were. That shit was fucking asinine. They propped up the Rams to win the superbowl and they still got fucking beat 1
1pooh4u Posted July 16, 2019 Author Posted July 16, 2019 On 7/16/2019 at 2:47 PM, That_One_Guy said: We were. That shit was fucking asinine. They propped up the Rams to win the superbowl and they still got fucking beat Expand If I see another Super Bowl with the NE Patriots so help me I'm gonna wind up in jailπ¬π 1
Satou Kazuma Posted July 16, 2019 Posted July 16, 2019 LolJets, just might win 4 games. also Houston, we have a problem, Texans will probably round out the bottom half this year if what i'm hearing about their incompetence of management. 1
Ginguy Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 Okay, since I'm here, I don't think the Bears go all the way this year. NFC Championship game is a real possibility though. It depends on how consistent their WRs are at running routes. Thanks @1pooh4u I don't know about the Patriots, but I don't think they win it all this year. I'm thinking it might be the Rams year, if they keep distractions to a minimum. The Browns might make it to the playoffs. Miami is going to be playing for that No.1 draft pick against Arizona.... LoL Giants Colts will improve, but not get very far. Cards will go -1/17 somehow. Broncos, despite raiding retirement homes for a QB, will continue to under-perform because Elway is a saboteur. Seriously. 1
molarbear Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 On 7/17/2019 at 1:41 AM, Ginguy said: Okay, since I'm here, I don't think the Bears go all the way this year. NFC Championship game is a real possibility though. It depends on how consistent their WRs are at running routes. Thanks @1pooh4u I don't know about the Patriots, but I don't think they win it all this year. I'm thinking it might be the Rams year, if they keep distractions to a minimum. The Browns might make it to the playoffs. Miami is going to be playing for that No.1 draft pick against Arizona.... LoL Giants Colts will improve, but not get very far. Cards will go -1/17 somehow. Broncos, despite raiding retirement homes for a QB, will continue to under-perform because Elway is a saboteur. Seriously. Expand I agree about the Browns. I think the Cardinals will either surprise everybody or fail terribly. Murray and Kingsbury could be a seriously deadly combo the likes we saw last year with Mahomes and the Chiefs 1
Distortedreasoning Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 raiders super bowl champs in their farewell season in the city of oakland! carr returns to mvp candidate glory. brown has the best season of his career. the offense clicks! and the defensive holes are finally fixed! raider nation baby!!! 2
1pooh4u Posted July 17, 2019 Author Posted July 17, 2019 I also agree about the Browns theyβll be the new #1 of AFC North
That_One_Guy Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 On 7/16/2019 at 4:46 AM, scoobdog said: What will the Saints cry about this year? Expand Their superbowl rings taking too long to get made. 3
That_One_Guy Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 HEY FUCKERS! Who has the record for passing yards? Drew. Mother. Fucking. Brees. The certified GOAT. Brady only wins because of Belichick. Want proof? Matt Cassel (LOL Matt fucking Cassel) looked like an MVP when he started. It's the system, not Brady. If Drew started for the Pats he would have won 15 super bowls. GOAT! 2
scoobdog Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 On 7/17/2019 at 12:20 PM, That_One_Guy said: Their superbowl rings taking too long to get made. Expand You mean the Rams superbowl rings getting made, because you guys already had your miraculous season. 1
scoobdog Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 My boy NRC.... That shoulder english adds a little extra spice. 1
That_One_Guy Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 On 7/17/2019 at 6:08 PM, scoobdog said: My boy NRC.... That shoulder english adds a little extra spice. Expand I hope he rips his groin 2
scoobdog Posted July 17, 2019 Posted July 17, 2019 On 7/17/2019 at 9:49 PM, That_One_Guy said: I hope he rips his groin Expand Rude. I would never wish that on Drew Brees, even those his old ass is probably going to pull his groin getting up in the morning. 3
nameraka Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 this is the year miami finally loses enough games to get a decent draft pick. 2
Distortedreasoning Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 On 7/17/2019 at 12:24 PM, That_One_Guy said: HEY FUCKERS! Who has the record for passing yards? Drew. Mother. Fucking. Brees. The certified GOAT. Brady only wins because of Belichick. Want proof? Matt Cassel (LOL Matt fucking Cassel) looked like an MVP when he started. It's the system, not Brady. If Drew started for the Pats he would have won 15 super bowls. GOAT! Expand as much as a brady hater that i am, thats just so wrong. brady was only heavily carried early on in his career by playing with some hall of fame teammates. once he grew into his own, he helped elevate that team for many years. i will agree that' he's always had the luxury of having some well constructed teams and being coached by one of the best football minds in history.
molarbear Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 On 7/17/2019 at 6:04 PM, That_One_Guy said: Expand I don't think anyone forgot the time the NFL turned into NFL: Blitz for a play 2
That_One_Guy Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 On 7/18/2019 at 4:04 AM, Distortedreasoning said: as much as a brady hater that i am, thats just so wrong. brady was only heavily carried early on in his career by playing with some hall of fame teammates. once he grew into his own, he helped elevate that team for many years. i will agree that' he's always had the luxury of having some well constructed teams and being coached by one of the best football minds in history. Expand Where's Matt Cassel now?
Distortedreasoning Posted July 18, 2019 Posted July 18, 2019 On 7/18/2019 at 5:38 AM, That_One_Guy said: Where's Matt Cassel now? Expand that doesnt count! 2
1pooh4u Posted July 19, 2019 Author Posted July 19, 2019 yes, yes, the smack talk has already begun 1
That_One_Guy Posted July 19, 2019 Posted July 19, 2019 On 7/19/2019 at 7:33 PM, 1pooh4u said: yes, yes, the smack talk has already begun Expand Can you tell me why Mark Sanchez started for as long as he did, Pooh? Everyone I played football with said I looked like his cousin. Fuck that guy. 2
That_One_Guy Posted July 19, 2019 Posted July 19, 2019 ALSO FUCK BIG RAPE AND THE SOUNDCLOUD RAPPERS aka the steelers 1
1pooh4u Posted July 19, 2019 Author Posted July 19, 2019 On 7/19/2019 at 9:44 PM, That_One_Guy said: Can you tell me why Mark Sanchez started for as long as he did, Pooh? Everyone I played football with said I looked like his cousin. Fuck that guy. Expand He did take the Jets to the playoffs twice. Well it wasnβt only him. Itβs no accident that when players retired or went elsewhere he took a ginormous shit all over everything 3
Distortedreasoning Posted July 19, 2019 Posted July 19, 2019 i just wanna take this space to shit on the chiefs.you know its only a matter of time we find out about the next player that beats his wife or gf or kid. that team is a bunch of women beaters.
scoobdog Posted July 19, 2019 Posted July 19, 2019 On 7/19/2019 at 9:44 PM, That_One_Guy said: Can you tell me why Mark Sanchez started for as long as he did, Pooh? Everyone I played football with said I looked like his cousin. Fuck that guy. Expand You look like the Sanchize? Nice. I'll bring you with me to the tailgates at the Coliseum and we gonna get some tail. 2
That_One_Guy Posted July 19, 2019 Posted July 19, 2019 On 7/19/2019 at 9:56 PM, scoobdog said: You look like the Sanchize? Nice. I'll bring you with me to the tailgates at the Coliseum and we gonna get some tail. Expand I actually have no problem with USC so I'm down lol 2
scoobdog Posted July 19, 2019 Posted July 19, 2019 Something good gotta come out of your resemblance.
Distortedreasoning Posted July 20, 2019 Posted July 20, 2019 someone please do a side by side photo of both sanchez and our friend that one guy!
1pooh4u Posted July 20, 2019 Author Posted July 20, 2019 On 7/20/2019 at 8:39 PM, Ginguy said: Expand @Ginguy fuck you man π€£ 1
Ginguy Posted July 22, 2019 Posted July 22, 2019 Not-butt shame related random NFL news. http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000001036221/article/mailbag-which-team-is-most-likely-to-end-title-drought-in-2019 Which team is more likely to win their first super bowl this year? Γ’ Matheus Naville (@NavilleMatheus) July 17, 2019 I get this question every year around this time. I always answer it, and here's why: There's no better way to bring the curtain down on an NFL season than to watch a team and loyal fan base experience their first Super Bowl victory. It's part of what made the Eagles' win in Super Bowl LII so special, and what makes the Patriots' repeated conquests increasingly tiresome for people outside of New England. Quick trivia: Prior to the 2017 Eagles, who was the last team to break a Super Bowl jinx? Time's up: The 2013 Seattle Seahawks. Before that? The 2009 Saints. Before that? The 2006 Indianapolis Colts (the Baltimore Colts won Super Bowl V). And before that? The 2002 Buccaneers. Based on the every-three-or-four-years pattern, we won't be busting our next dry spell until February 2021 at the earliest, but hey, you never know. Here are The Damned 12, put in order based on their likelihood of Super Bowl LIV participation: 12) Cardinals 11) Bills 10) Lions 9) Bengalsπ Titans 7) Panthers 6) Browns 5) Jaguars 4) Falcons 3) Texans 2) Vikings 1) Chargers LOL Bills, Lions, Cardinals. It is a race to the bottom there, but I don't see Miami on that list. Odd. Oh, in the spirit of fairness, something else that will never stop being shameful The difference being, we won....
panic Posted July 23, 2019 Posted July 23, 2019 On 7/22/2019 at 7:38 PM, Ginguy said: Which team is more likely to win their first super bowl this year? 12) Cardinals 11) Bills 10) Lions 9) Bengalsπ Titans 7) Panthers 6) Browns 5) Jaguars 4) Falcons 3) Texans 2) Vikings 1) Chargers LOL Bills, Lions, Cardinals. It is a race to the bottom there, but I don't see Miami on that list. Odd. Expand Because Miami has won a Super Bowl. As for worst teams in the league, Bengals will probably be worse than the Bills and Lions. Unproven coach taking over a below average team. Washington probably won't win many games with a rookie QB. Giants were already shit last year before trading away most of their best players, so can't expect much there. Lions should be good enough for 6-8 wins. They managed to whoop the Patriots last year. Bills are good defensively, but have a horribly inaccurate QB; basically Ravens north. I would expect both to struggle to get to .500, but they're not doormats.
Distortedreasoning Posted July 23, 2019 Posted July 23, 2019 the only team i see in that list winning one this year are the chargers. both texans and vikes are a tier below them. and the rest are either on a fall, unproven, rebuilding, or still shitty. 1
molarbear Posted July 23, 2019 Posted July 23, 2019 @empty Are you going to try and host a Fantasy league again? I'd like to add another toilet to my throne room 1
That_One_Guy Posted July 24, 2019 Posted July 24, 2019 FUCK YOUR TEAM! FUCK YOUR TEAM! ALL! HAIL! THE! ALMIGHTY! GOAT! FUCK YOU!
Codename: Jackass Posted July 24, 2019 Posted July 24, 2019 On 7/23/2019 at 8:39 PM, molarbear said: @empty Are you going to try and host a Fantasy league again? I'd like to add another toilet to my throne room Expand Yeah probably. I'll get around to it in a few days. 2
molarbear Posted July 24, 2019 Posted July 24, 2019 On 7/24/2019 at 4:28 AM, empty said: Yeah probably. I'll get around to it in a few days. Expand My first 4 draft picks are going to be Kickers to guarantee me a chance at the Toilet Bowl
Distortedreasoning Posted July 24, 2019 Posted July 24, 2019 youll definitely reach the toilet bowl with that strategy. but you gotta be able to win a game to win the toilet bowl
1pooh4u Posted July 24, 2019 Author Posted July 24, 2019 Quinnen Williams remains unsigned because of stupid He's got a 37 million contract with 21million guaranteed. The front office wants to defer some of that guaranteed money to next year. Williams refuses cuz he doesn't wanna pay NJ tax, the difference is roughly $100,000.00. This is insanely stupid. I was feeling Williams reason at first cuz Bell saved himsel a fortune (2million) by maintaining residency in Florida. I dunno why Williams can't do the same thing in Alabama, or why he's sweating $100,000.00 when he's rich af now.
Satou Kazuma Posted July 24, 2019 Posted July 24, 2019 https://deadspin.com/why-your-team-sucks-2019-new-york-jets-1836635116 Yep, it's that time of the year. 1
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