🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 I for one enjoy it and i feel fortunate to have men in my life whose dick i wanna suck...thank u very much
GuyBeardmane Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 2 hours ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: [thread title] 100% agree. Getting a beej feels AMAZING and I don't see how using fellatio works as a pejorative, because fellatio is amazing. 1
DragonSinger Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 That's why I say, "Suck a donkey dick." I haven't met anyone yet who's into that. 7
Raptorpat Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 8 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: That's why I say, "Suck a donkey dick." I haven't met anyone yet who's into that. Kinky Kelly 2
scoobdog Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 10 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: That's why I say, "Suck a donkey dick." I haven't met anyone yet who's into that. Yet... 1
DragonSinger Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 3 minutes ago, Admin_Raptorpat said: Kinky Kelly I still haven't seen Clerks 2. *Sigh* My IMDB watchlist is getting super long.
Phillies Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 (edited) you left out the part about how you like eating young white girl's pussys Edited June 18, 2019 by Phillies
Phillies Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 48 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: That's why I say, "Suck a donkey dick." I haven't met anyone yet who's into that. fuggz likes white donkey dicks... mystery where she finds those things?
Vela Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 7 minutes ago, Phillies said: you left out the part about how you like eating young white girl's pussys Now that would be an oddly specific insult. "Oh YEAH!? Go eat a young white girl's PUSSY!!! Yuh...PUSSY!" 2
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 18, 2019 Author Posted June 18, 2019 20 minutes ago, Vela said: Now that would be an oddly specific insult. "Oh YEAH!? Go eat a young white girl's PUSSY!!! Yuh...PUSSY!" Sorry thats my ex husband. We are going thru a nasty divorce.
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 29 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Sorry thats my ex husband. We are going thru a nasty divorce. That's pretty nasty although he sounds kinda jealous...I'm jus say'n
midnight Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Phillies said: you left out the part about how you like eating young white girl's pussys Did you finally see the light at the end of all that darkness?
GuyBeardmane Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 I'm a fan of telling people to eat a bag of dicks, because instead of fellatio it's cannibalism, and it makes it sound like these dicks have been severed from the body since there is more than one and they're in a bag. 1 1
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 3 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: I'm a fan of telling people to eat a bag of dicks, because instead of fellatio it's cannibalism, and it makes it sound like these dicks have been severed from the body since there is more than one and they're in a bag. is it a paper bag? It's a paper bag in my head. Now they're being shaken and covered in powdered sugar.
GuyBeardmane Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 In my head it's either a burlap sack like for potatoes, or a foil bag like for potato chips. 1
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 9 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: In my head it's either a burlap sack like for potatoes, or a foil bag like for potato chips. For some reason I just felt sorry for the dicks in the burlap bag even though they're completely severed. FOIL?!! FOIL!?!! WHAT KIND...OF...SICK... alrightI'mdonewithyou *looks away*
GuyBeardmane Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 2 minutes ago, Vela said: For some reason I just felt sorry for the dicks in the burlap bag even though they're completely severed. FOIL?!! FOIL!?!! WHAT KIND...OF...SICK... alrightI'mdonewithyou *looks away* That's what potato chip bags are made of, right? Like Lays, except it's sour cream and onion dicks.
Phillies Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 31 minutes ago, midnight said: Did you finally see the light at the end of all that darkness? Actually I wouldn't want to see this act... it would look like a large black cow giving head to a small white goat.
zombieninjakitten Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 I was always academic about sucking dick. Back in my early 30s when I actually had a sex drive and went through a bit of a “slutty” phase I took it upon myself to perfect the act of fellatio. I didn’t love it but I wasn’t like, “omg that’s gross!” either. I actually identified as a lesbian but whatever dude, I’d suck a dick, no big deal. After my hysterectomy a few years ago I lost all enjoyment in any sexual act of any kind with anyone in general. Even though I am Pan I am essentially asexual. I haven’t even masturbated in almost 8 years. TMI yes, and I apologize. Katt and I just cuddle (kidding, just seeing if she reads this. I’m evil. But, I digress). I once thought I was this badass cocksucking dyke. Turns out I am not badass nor a cocksucker. Aw yes, I also remember having a vast series of encounters with dudes who had absolutely rancid, cheesedick. Do grown cis-males have some issue with washing their genitalia? Anyway, that’s my contribution I guess.
midnight Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 12 minutes ago, Phillies said: Actually I wouldn't want to see this act... it would look like a large black cow giving head to a small white goat. I had no problems with cows until I read this.
midnight Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 10 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: I was always academic about sucking dick. Back in my early 30s when I actually had a sex drive and went through a bit of a “slutty” phase I took it upon myself to perfect the act of fellatio. I didn’t love it but I wasn’t like, “omg that’s gross!” either. I actually identified as a lesbian but whatever dude, I’d suck a dick, no big deal. After my hysterectomy a few years ago I lost all enjoyment in any sexual act of any kind with anyone in general. Even though I am Pan I am essentially asexual. I haven’t even masturbated in almost 8 years. TMI yes, and I apologize. Katt and I just cuddle (kidding, just seeing if she reads this. I’m evil. But, I digress). I once thought I was this badass cocksucking dyke. Turns out I am not badass nor a cocksucker. Aw yes, I also remember having a vast series of encounters with dudes who had absolutely rancid, cheesedick. Do grown cis-males have some issue with washing their genitalia? Anyway, that’s my contribution I guess. Your spit is supposed to clean it. What are we even doing here? 1
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 20 minutes ago, zombieninjakitten said: I was always academic about sucking dick. Back in my early 30s when I actually had a sex drive and went through a bit of a “slutty” phase I took it upon myself to perfect the act of fellatio. I didn’t love it but I wasn’t like, “omg that’s gross!” either. I actually identified as a lesbian but whatever dude, I’d suck a dick, no big deal. After my hysterectomy a few years ago I lost all enjoyment in any sexual act of any kind with anyone in general. Even though I am Pan I am essentially asexual. I haven’t even masturbated in almost 8 years. TMI yes, and I apologize. Katt and I just cuddle (kidding, just seeing if she reads this. I’m evil. But, I digress). I once thought I was this badass cocksucking dyke. Turns out I am not badass nor a cocksucker. Aw yes, I also remember having a vast series of encounters with dudes who had absolutely rancid, cheesedick. Do grown cis-males have some issue with washing their genitalia? Anyway, that’s my contribution I guess. *laughed at nor a cocksucker*
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 23 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: That's what potato chip bags are made of, right? Like Lays, except it's sour cream and onion dicks. *puts up hand* you've crossed a line somewhere. I'm not sure where but surely they don't need to be any SALTIER! Foil. My word! 1
Ginguy Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 36 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said: Like Lays, except it's sour cream and onion dicks. Okay, so I didn't pay much attention to this thread, but then I saw this.... Now I'm wondering if they are going to do salt and vinegar dicks, or ruffled dicks? 1
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: Okay, so I didn't pay much attention to this thread, but then I saw this.... Now I'm wondering if they are going to do salt and vinegar dicks, or ruffled dicks? Well mine are apparently deep fried. I think we can manage ruffled. Penis ruffle 1
Ginguy Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 11 minutes ago, Vela said: Well mine are apparently deep fried. I think we can manage ruffled. Penis ruffle Is it bad that I don't know exactly how that would work?
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 1 minute ago, Ginguy said: Is it bad that I don't know exactly how that would work? 😆The image? Or the extra crisp dick?
DragonSinger Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, GuyBeardmane said: That's what potato chip bags are made of, right? Like Lays, except it's sour cream and onion dicks. This is just tacky. Body parts go in a burlap sack or a box. Them's the rules.
GuyBeardmane Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 1 minute ago, SorceressPol said: This is just tacky. Body parts go in a burlap sack or a box. Them's the rules. They could go in a jar. Pickled dicks. 2 2
Naraku4656 Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 George Carlin agreed https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1048244
Ginguy Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 26 minutes ago, Vela said: 😆The image? Or the extra crisp dick? The image. The seems fairly obvious, but the zipper confuses/mildly frightens me.
DragonSinger Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, GuyBeardmane said: They could go in a jar. Pickled dicks. Acceptable.
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, SorceressPol said: This is just tacky. Body parts go in a burlap sack or a box. Them's the rules. What IS it with you people and BURLAP?!
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 1 hour ago, Ginguy said: The image. The seems fairly obvious, but the zipper confuses/mildly frightens me. Don't be afraid of the zipper. The zipper is just there for versatility. If you wanted to you could just pretend it's not there, tell your balls they can come back down now, it's ttly safe. 1
DragonSinger Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 7 hours ago, Vela said: What IS it with you people and BURLAP?! It's for dramatic effect. Something bleeding through a bag gives off a nice sense of dread. A potato chip bag has no such effect. That just makes people hungry.
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 3 hours ago, SorceressPol said: It's for dramatic effect. Something bleeding through a bag gives off a nice sense of dread. A potato chip bag has no such effect. That just makes people hungry. Where does one even get burlap bags? Home Depot? Well I guess potato chip bags work for GuyBeardmane then.
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 19, 2019 Author Posted June 19, 2019 14 hours ago, zombieninjakitten said: I was always academic about sucking dick. Back in my early 30s when I actually had a sex drive and went through a bit of a “slutty” phase I took it upon myself to perfect the act of fellatio. I didn’t love it but I wasn’t like, “omg that’s gross!” either. I actually identified as a lesbian but whatever dude, I’d suck a dick, no big deal. After my hysterectomy a few years ago I lost all enjoyment in any sexual act of any kind with anyone in general. Even though I am Pan I am essentially asexual. I haven’t even masturbated in almost 8 years. TMI yes, and I apologize. Katt and I just cuddle (kidding, just seeing if she reads this. I’m evil. But, I digress). I once thought I was this badass cocksucking dyke. Turns out I am not badass nor a cocksucker. Aw yes, I also remember having a vast series of encounters with dudes who had absolutely rancid, cheesedick. Do grown cis-males have some issue with washing their genitalia? Anyway, that’s my contribution I guess. ew no. ive only sucked on clean guys and all my guys shower before we fuck.. yumyumyum
DragonSinger Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 4 minutes ago, Vela said: Where does one even get burlap bags? Home Depot? Well I guess potato chip bags work for GuyBeardmane then. Maybe, but I think Amazon would definitely have some old school burlap sacks.
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 19, 2019 Author Posted June 19, 2019 4 hours ago, SorceressPol said: It's for dramatic effect. Something bleeding through a bag gives off a nice sense of dread. A potato chip bag has no such effect. That just makes people hungry. what have you people done to this nice cocksucking thread ? jeeez 1
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 19, 2019 Author Posted June 19, 2019 12 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: George Carlin agreed https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1048244 yah! thats more like it if more men married cocksuckers the world would be a better place!!
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 39 minutes ago, SorceressPol said: Maybe, but I think Amazon would definitely have some old school burlap sacks. Mm *nods* Probably. amazon. I'm the reason they're putting other stores out of business.
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 40 minutes ago, 🍬Candy🍬 said: what have you people done to this nice cocksucking thread ? jeeez I'm sorry. Absolutely my bad. For you And for you ex
Bouvre Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 The key is to add detail. "sucks dick" is nowhere near as bad as "sucks limp oozy sequined dick"
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 9 minutes ago, Bouvre said: ... ...where is the horrified emote... 1
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