🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 I for one enjoy it and i feel fortunate to have men in my life whose dick i wanna suck...thank u very much
GuyBeardmane Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 On 6/18/2019 at 7:00 PM, 🍬Candy🍬 said: [thread title] Expand 100% agree. Getting a beej feels AMAZING and I don't see how using fellatio works as a pejorative, because fellatio is amazing. 1
DragonSinger Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 That's why I say, "Suck a donkey dick." I haven't met anyone yet who's into that. 7
Raptorpat Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 On 6/18/2019 at 10:32 PM, SorceressPol said: That's why I say, "Suck a donkey dick." I haven't met anyone yet who's into that. Expand Kinky Kelly 2
scoobdog Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 On 6/18/2019 at 10:32 PM, SorceressPol said: That's why I say, "Suck a donkey dick." I haven't met anyone yet who's into that. Expand Yet... 1
DragonSinger Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 On 6/18/2019 at 10:40 PM, Admin_Raptorpat said: Kinky Kelly Expand I still haven't seen Clerks 2. *Sigh* My IMDB watchlist is getting super long.
Phillies Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 (edited) you left out the part about how you like eating young white girl's pussys Edited June 18, 2019 by Phillies
Phillies Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 On 6/18/2019 at 10:32 PM, SorceressPol said: That's why I say, "Suck a donkey dick." I haven't met anyone yet who's into that. Expand fuggz likes white donkey dicks... mystery where she finds those things?
Vela Posted June 18, 2019 Posted June 18, 2019 On 6/18/2019 at 11:22 PM, Phillies said: you left out the part about how you like eating young white girl's pussys Expand Now that would be an oddly specific insult. "Oh YEAH!? Go eat a young white girl's PUSSY!!! Yuh...PUSSY!" 2
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 18, 2019 Author Posted June 18, 2019 On 6/18/2019 at 11:31 PM, Vela said: Now that would be an oddly specific insult. "Oh YEAH!? Go eat a young white girl's PUSSY!!! Yuh...PUSSY!" Expand Sorry thats my ex husband. We are going thru a nasty divorce.
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/18/2019 at 11:53 PM, 🍬Candy🍬 said: Sorry thats my ex husband. We are going thru a nasty divorce. Expand That's pretty nasty although he sounds kinda jealous...I'm jus say'n
midnight Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/18/2019 at 11:22 PM, Phillies said: you left out the part about how you like eating young white girl's pussys Expand Did you finally see the light at the end of all that darkness?
GuyBeardmane Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 I'm a fan of telling people to eat a bag of dicks, because instead of fellatio it's cannibalism, and it makes it sound like these dicks have been severed from the body since there is more than one and they're in a bag. 1 1
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 12:36 AM, GuyBeardmane said: I'm a fan of telling people to eat a bag of dicks, because instead of fellatio it's cannibalism, and it makes it sound like these dicks have been severed from the body since there is more than one and they're in a bag. Expand is it a paper bag? It's a paper bag in my head. Now they're being shaken and covered in powdered sugar.
GuyBeardmane Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 In my head it's either a burlap sack like for potatoes, or a foil bag like for potato chips. 1
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 12:43 AM, GuyBeardmane said: In my head it's either a burlap sack like for potatoes, or a foil bag like for potato chips. Expand For some reason I just felt sorry for the dicks in the burlap bag even though they're completely severed. FOIL?!! FOIL!?!! WHAT KIND...OF...SICK... alrightI'mdonewithyou *looks away*
GuyBeardmane Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 12:55 AM, Vela said: For some reason I just felt sorry for the dicks in the burlap bag even though they're completely severed. FOIL?!! FOIL!?!! WHAT KIND...OF...SICK... alrightI'mdonewithyou *looks away* Expand That's what potato chip bags are made of, right? Like Lays, except it's sour cream and onion dicks.
Phillies Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 12:25 AM, midnight said: Did you finally see the light at the end of all that darkness? Expand Actually I wouldn't want to see this act... it would look like a large black cow giving head to a small white goat.
zombieninjakitten Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 I was always academic about sucking dick. Back in my early 30s when I actually had a sex drive and went through a bit of a “slutty” phase I took it upon myself to perfect the act of fellatio. I didn’t love it but I wasn’t like, “omg that’s gross!” either. I actually identified as a lesbian but whatever dude, I’d suck a dick, no big deal. After my hysterectomy a few years ago I lost all enjoyment in any sexual act of any kind with anyone in general. Even though I am Pan I am essentially asexual. I haven’t even masturbated in almost 8 years. TMI yes, and I apologize. Katt and I just cuddle (kidding, just seeing if she reads this. I’m evil. But, I digress). I once thought I was this badass cocksucking dyke. Turns out I am not badass nor a cocksucker. Aw yes, I also remember having a vast series of encounters with dudes who had absolutely rancid, cheesedick. Do grown cis-males have some issue with washing their genitalia? Anyway, that’s my contribution I guess.
midnight Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 12:59 AM, Phillies said: Actually I wouldn't want to see this act... it would look like a large black cow giving head to a small white goat. Expand I had no problems with cows until I read this.
midnight Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 1:01 AM, zombieninjakitten said: I was always academic about sucking dick. Back in my early 30s when I actually had a sex drive and went through a bit of a “slutty” phase I took it upon myself to perfect the act of fellatio. I didn’t love it but I wasn’t like, “omg that’s gross!” either. I actually identified as a lesbian but whatever dude, I’d suck a dick, no big deal. After my hysterectomy a few years ago I lost all enjoyment in any sexual act of any kind with anyone in general. Even though I am Pan I am essentially asexual. I haven’t even masturbated in almost 8 years. TMI yes, and I apologize. Katt and I just cuddle (kidding, just seeing if she reads this. I’m evil. But, I digress). I once thought I was this badass cocksucking dyke. Turns out I am not badass nor a cocksucker. Aw yes, I also remember having a vast series of encounters with dudes who had absolutely rancid, cheesedick. Do grown cis-males have some issue with washing their genitalia? Anyway, that’s my contribution I guess. Expand Your spit is supposed to clean it. What are we even doing here? 1
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 1:01 AM, zombieninjakitten said: I was always academic about sucking dick. Back in my early 30s when I actually had a sex drive and went through a bit of a “slutty” phase I took it upon myself to perfect the act of fellatio. I didn’t love it but I wasn’t like, “omg that’s gross!” either. I actually identified as a lesbian but whatever dude, I’d suck a dick, no big deal. After my hysterectomy a few years ago I lost all enjoyment in any sexual act of any kind with anyone in general. Even though I am Pan I am essentially asexual. I haven’t even masturbated in almost 8 years. TMI yes, and I apologize. Katt and I just cuddle (kidding, just seeing if she reads this. I’m evil. But, I digress). I once thought I was this badass cocksucking dyke. Turns out I am not badass nor a cocksucker. Aw yes, I also remember having a vast series of encounters with dudes who had absolutely rancid, cheesedick. Do grown cis-males have some issue with washing their genitalia? Anyway, that’s my contribution I guess. Expand *laughed at nor a cocksucker*
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 12:59 AM, GuyBeardmane said: That's what potato chip bags are made of, right? Like Lays, except it's sour cream and onion dicks. Expand *puts up hand* you've crossed a line somewhere. I'm not sure where but surely they don't need to be any SALTIER! Foil. My word! 1
Ginguy Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 12:59 AM, GuyBeardmane said: Like Lays, except it's sour cream and onion dicks. Expand Okay, so I didn't pay much attention to this thread, but then I saw this.... Now I'm wondering if they are going to do salt and vinegar dicks, or ruffled dicks? 1
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 1:38 AM, Ginguy said: Okay, so I didn't pay much attention to this thread, but then I saw this.... Now I'm wondering if they are going to do salt and vinegar dicks, or ruffled dicks? Expand Well mine are apparently deep fried. I think we can manage ruffled. Penis ruffle 1
Ginguy Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 1:43 AM, Vela said: Well mine are apparently deep fried. I think we can manage ruffled. Penis ruffle Expand Is it bad that I don't know exactly how that would work?
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 1:56 AM, Ginguy said: Is it bad that I don't know exactly how that would work? Expand 😆The image? Or the extra crisp dick?
DragonSinger Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 12:59 AM, GuyBeardmane said: That's what potato chip bags are made of, right? Like Lays, except it's sour cream and onion dicks. Expand This is just tacky. Body parts go in a burlap sack or a box. Them's the rules.
GuyBeardmane Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 2:11 AM, SorceressPol said: This is just tacky. Body parts go in a burlap sack or a box. Them's the rules. Expand They could go in a jar. Pickled dicks. 2 2
Naraku4656 Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 George Carlin agreed https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1048244
Ginguy Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 1:58 AM, Vela said: 😆The image? Or the extra crisp dick? Expand The image. The seems fairly obvious, but the zipper confuses/mildly frightens me.
DragonSinger Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 2:13 AM, GuyBeardmane said: They could go in a jar. Pickled dicks. Expand Acceptable.
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 2:11 AM, SorceressPol said: This is just tacky. Body parts go in a burlap sack or a box. Them's the rules. Expand What IS it with you people and BURLAP?!
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 2:25 AM, Ginguy said: The image. The seems fairly obvious, but the zipper confuses/mildly frightens me. Expand Don't be afraid of the zipper. The zipper is just there for versatility. If you wanted to you could just pretend it's not there, tell your balls they can come back down now, it's ttly safe. 1
DragonSinger Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 3:55 AM, Vela said: What IS it with you people and BURLAP?! Expand It's for dramatic effect. Something bleeding through a bag gives off a nice sense of dread. A potato chip bag has no such effect. That just makes people hungry.
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 11:05 AM, SorceressPol said: It's for dramatic effect. Something bleeding through a bag gives off a nice sense of dread. A potato chip bag has no such effect. That just makes people hungry. Expand Where does one even get burlap bags? Home Depot? Well I guess potato chip bags work for GuyBeardmane then.
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 19, 2019 Author Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 1:01 AM, zombieninjakitten said: I was always academic about sucking dick. Back in my early 30s when I actually had a sex drive and went through a bit of a “slutty” phase I took it upon myself to perfect the act of fellatio. I didn’t love it but I wasn’t like, “omg that’s gross!” either. I actually identified as a lesbian but whatever dude, I’d suck a dick, no big deal. After my hysterectomy a few years ago I lost all enjoyment in any sexual act of any kind with anyone in general. Even though I am Pan I am essentially asexual. I haven’t even masturbated in almost 8 years. TMI yes, and I apologize. Katt and I just cuddle (kidding, just seeing if she reads this. I’m evil. But, I digress). I once thought I was this badass cocksucking dyke. Turns out I am not badass nor a cocksucker. Aw yes, I also remember having a vast series of encounters with dudes who had absolutely rancid, cheesedick. Do grown cis-males have some issue with washing their genitalia? Anyway, that’s my contribution I guess. Expand ew no. ive only sucked on clean guys and all my guys shower before we fuck.. yumyumyum
DragonSinger Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 3:00 PM, Vela said: Where does one even get burlap bags? Home Depot? Well I guess potato chip bags work for GuyBeardmane then. Expand Maybe, but I think Amazon would definitely have some old school burlap sacks.
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 19, 2019 Author Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 11:05 AM, SorceressPol said: It's for dramatic effect. Something bleeding through a bag gives off a nice sense of dread. A potato chip bag has no such effect. That just makes people hungry. Expand what have you people done to this nice cocksucking thread ? jeeez 1
🍬Candy🍬 Posted June 19, 2019 Author Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 2:23 AM, Naraku4656 said: George Carlin agreed https://www.quotes.net/mquote/1048244 Expand yah! thats more like it if more men married cocksuckers the world would be a better place!!
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 3:05 PM, SorceressPol said: Maybe, but I think Amazon would definitely have some old school burlap sacks. Expand Mm *nods* Probably. amazon. I'm the reason they're putting other stores out of business.
Vela Posted June 19, 2019 Posted June 19, 2019 On 6/19/2019 at 3:06 PM, 🍬Candy🍬 said: what have you people done to this nice cocksucking thread ? jeeez Expand I'm sorry. Absolutely my bad. For you And for you ex
Bouvre Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 The key is to add detail. "sucks dick" is nowhere near as bad as "sucks limp oozy sequined dick"
Vela Posted June 20, 2019 Posted June 20, 2019 On 6/20/2019 at 1:07 AM, Bouvre said: Expand ... ...where is the horrified emote... 1
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