Naraku4656 Posted May 1, 2019 Author Posted May 1, 2019 he has a sonic fetish. this movie is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawful 2
Poof Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 I know i don't like superhero movies and it basically is one but... I kinda wanna see it. Shame me
StarPanda Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 Lol did they really use gangsters paradise for the trailer music, man I'm pretty sure the studio knows its gonna flop they will just have fun with it 1
Swimmod_Luna Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 Who on Earth okay'ed this shit. Does anyone actually think this shit will be any good or did they realize too late how shitty it's going to be and just decided to release it anyway to hopefully make some money back. 2
Naraku4656 Posted May 1, 2019 Author Posted May 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Athena 92 said: Who on Earth okay'ed this shit. Does anyone actually think this shit will be any good or did they realize too late how shitty it's going to be and just decided to release it anyway to hopefully make some money back. i would hope the latter. SEGA's dumb but they're not THAT dumb
Skiles Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 25 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: Who on Earth okay'ed this shit. Does anyone actually think this shit will be any good or did they realize too late how shitty it's going to be and just decided to release it anyway to hopefully make some money back. You can apply this post to literally every Sonic game.
Naraku4656 Posted May 1, 2019 Author Posted May 1, 2019 Just now, Skiles said: You can apply this post to literally every Sonic game. whoa that's a big N-O. ANY sonic game? the 2D ones were great and so was Sonic Adventures 2 1
Skiles Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: whoa that's a big N-O. ANY sonic game? the 2D ones were great and so was Sonic Adventures 2 We disagree there. Even the first one is kinda not great, in my opinion. And I like Sonic as a character, at least in theory. I remember liking the cartoon. But even the best of the Sonic games are extremely flawed.
Naraku4656 Posted May 1, 2019 Author Posted May 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Skiles said: We disagree there. Even the first one is kinda not great, in my opinion. And I like Sonic as a character, at least in theory. I remember liking the cartoon. But even the best of the Sonic games are extremely flawed. i'll agree the 3D ones have been ok at best and lol at worst, but games like Sonic CD are some really great ones
Skiles Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 Just now, Naraku4656 said: i'll agree the 3D ones have been ok at best and lol at worst, but games like Sonic CD are some really great ones Fair enough. I may have to revisit them. Admittedly it's been a while.
Naraku4656 Posted May 1, 2019 Author Posted May 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Skiles said: Fair enough. I may have to revisit them. Admittedly it's been a while. Sonic CD is on PC now, and it's pretty cheap (and you can probably find it for free if you really tried hard enough, it's not that big of a download and pretty much any PC can probably play it)
lupin_bebop Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 I don’t give a fuck about Mochi. I’m glad that shit is ass. 1
Vamped Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 I thought this movie was a joke. Gawd .... they're serious?! LMAO 1
Vamped Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 (edited) Shit is ugly as hell Edited May 1, 2019 by Vamped 2 1 2
Naraku4656 Posted May 1, 2019 Author Posted May 1, 2019 Just now, Juice McKenzie said: jim carrey was a good choice imo you know what would have been better? not making the movie 1 1
Swimmod_Luna Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 28 minutes ago, Skiles said: We disagree there. Even the first one is kinda not great, in my opinion. And I like Sonic as a character, at least in theory. I remember liking the cartoon. But even the best of the Sonic games are extremely flawed. Sonic Adventure 2 was my childhood you shut your whore mouth
Ric Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 @mochi could probably draw a better Sonic fanfiction than this.
Swimmod_Luna Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Juice McKenzie said: jim carrey was a good choice imo I like how Jim Carrey is playing the role of "Every Jim Carrey character in a Comedy movie" 3
Juice McKenzie Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 Just now, Athena 92 said: I like how Jim Carrey is playing the role of "Every Jim Carrey character in a Comedy movie" that can be said about every comedian in a movie
Naraku4656 Posted May 1, 2019 Author Posted May 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Athena 92 said: Sonic Adventure 2 was my childhood you shut your whore mouth EXACTLY, THANK YOU
Juice McKenzie Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: you know what would have been better? not making the movie shhhhhhhhhh
Naraku4656 Posted May 1, 2019 Author Posted May 1, 2019 Just now, Juice McKenzie said: shhhhhhhhhh i'd rather watch Astolfo talk with his ass for an hour and 30 minutes
Codename: Jackass Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Poof said: I know i don't like superhero movies and it basically is one but... I kinda wanna see it. Shame me Mochi might be distraught but Chris-chan is going to go on a killing spree over this.
Poof Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 2 minutes ago, empty said: Mochi might be distraught but Chris-chan is going to go on a killing spree over this. Chris-chan?
Naraku4656 Posted May 1, 2019 Author Posted May 1, 2019 Just now, Poof said: Chris-chan? oh you sweet summer child
Juice McKenzie Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 5 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: i'd rather watch Astolfo talk with his ass for an hour and 30 minutes you say that like its a bad thing
Naraku4656 Posted May 1, 2019 Author Posted May 1, 2019 Just now, Juice McKenzie said: you say that like its a bad thing for 90 minutes?
Skiles Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 10 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: Sonic Adventure 2 was my childhood you shut your whore mouth I'll keep my whore mouth open, thank you very much.
Codename: Jackass Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 4 minutes ago, Poof said: Chris-chan? Ah yes, Christian Weston Chandler. A sad, sordid tale about a crazed, autistic person who incurred the wrath of /b/ in its prime and just kept giving them ammo. 2 1
Codename: Jackass Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: It's probably better that you don't know about Chris-chan but I went and said something. 1
Poof Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 1 minute ago, empty said: Ah yes, Christian Weston Chandler. A sad, sordid tale about a crazed, autistic person who incurred the wrath of /b/ in its prime and just kept giving them ammo. Oh wow thats a whole ordeal
Codename: Jackass Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 1 minute ago, Poof said: Oh wow thats a whole ordeal It's a bit of a saga.
Poof Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, empty said: It's probably better that you don't know about Chris-chan but I went and said something. It'll fill out a rainy day for me sometime
Poof Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 3 minutes ago, empty said: It's a bit of a saga. Maybe a couple rainy days
Codename: Jackass Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 (edited) That video I posted just covers the big details but there's a wealth of information from other sources. I mostly feel a mix of pity and schadenfreude. Edited May 1, 2019 by empty
Poof Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 16 minutes ago, empty said: That video I posted just covers the big details but there's a wealth of information from other sources. I mostly feel a mix of pity and schadenfreude. I can tell it's going to be difficult
Skiles Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 22 minutes ago, empty said: That video I posted just covers the big details but there's a wealth of information from other sources. I mostly feel a mix of pity and schadenfreude. Chris-chan is a national treasure, and I'll thank you to show him the respect he deserves!
blueraven1999 Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Juice McKenzie said: jim carrey was a good choice imo Yeah he's the only good thing about that movie.
helpme Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 Well good thing John wick chapter 3 comes out this month 1
DragonSinger Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 At least that piece of crap got Detective Pikachu trending and reminded me it's coming out on the 9th.
Chapinator_X Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 I’m still trying to figure out who this is geared towards. I understand that targeting the 3D era fans and Deviantart furries would be a fundamentally bad idea. But older people or parents with some familiarity with Sonic would have a hard time gauging what they aim to accomplish with the property. The only conclusion I could come to is that they wanted to make a time-filler film and slapped Sonic on instead of the Easter bunny or Alvin & the Chipmunks. That the Sonic property never had a purpose in this film other than add a licensed character to a generic “actor befriends CGI animal” kids movie. It needed to have that one thing that gave Detective Pikachu the upper advantage with fan service to make the game’s world come to life. But because the Sonic story is an irredeemable mess, it was always a fools errand to make a live action Sonic from the start. So filmmakers are left with the choice of creating a nightmare hellscape film for fans or resign themselves to the fate of making a film with no identity or reason to exist other than allowing the studio to have any film slated for the month of its release.
Juice McKenzie Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 17 hours ago, Naraku4656 said: for 90 minutes? you say it like it's a bad thing
helpme Posted May 1, 2019 Posted May 1, 2019 1 hour ago, Juice McKenzie said: you say it like it's a bad thing 4 hours is too much?
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