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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Nahhhh wuht?

well it's not so much a theory as much as it is a surgical procedure...

inject fact into your dick....it's all the rage with butts, so I figured :RoboTeeth:

also, it's a thing and people have been doing it for a while even though I thought of this independently and later found out it happens....like most of my ideas 

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1 minute ago, Mix said:

well it's not so much a theory as much as it is a surgical procedure...

inject fact into your dick....it's all the rage with butts, so I figured :RoboTeeth:

also, it's a thing and people have been doing it for a while even though I thought of this independently and later found out it happens....like most of my ideas 

Well that's absolutely disgusting! As soon as I'm done shopping for syringes online I'm telling everyone how gross you are

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1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Eh, the heroin didn't make him who he is. It just created viable fodder. Funny people make thwir lives funny at all costs.

I mean, just think about it, heroin and a successful comedy career......I certainly wouldn't have been able to see the downside

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4 minutes ago, Poof said:

I feel like i post so much of my porn that everybodys seen me but then i never knew you posted any nudes before either

I've watched your porn and I cant remember if you have a nice ass. Tells you how much I remember about porn.

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4 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Well that's absolutely disgusting! As soon as I'm done shopping for syringes online I'm telling everyone how gross you are

No this is a surgical procedure....you need doctors and everything....there's pre-op stuff and post-op stuff and obviously op-op stuff

And the funniest part is that you have to take care of it a certain way or the fat will settle wrong and you'll have some deformed monster in your pants

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2 minutes ago, Mix said:

I mean, just think about it, heroin and a successful comedy career......I certainly wouldn't have been able to see the downside

The downside is a crippling heroin addiction that ruins your career. For a time.

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Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I've watched your porn and I cant remember if you have a nice ass. Tells you how much I remember about porn.

Its not great

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2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Honestly idk if I'd have sex with any of the girls here out of respect, but I would love for a few of them to beat me a little. Or smack me around before a workout. That'd be hot.

Am I still supposed to 360 no scope your butthole while I wear my Master Chief helmet?

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1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

The downside is a crippling heroin addiction that ruins your career. For a time.

You gotta pay the toll to ride the ride....

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Just now, GunStarHero said:

Am I still supposed to 360 no scope your butthole while I wear my Master Chief helmet?

I better be bleeding after

 Knock my teeth down my throat. And I want you to dress up like one of the big bad beetle borgs.

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1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

I better be bleeding after

 Knock my teeth down my throat. And I want you to dress up like one of the big bad beetle borgs.

Lol, me and boo were laughing about how muscle guys in shows look like Sewer Sharks. Beetle borgs reminded me.

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1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Lol, me and boo were laughing about how muscle guys in shows look like Sewer Sharks. Beetle borgs reminded me.

I want gunstar to dress up like the magic School bus chick and whip me

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10 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

I want gunstar to dress up like the magic School bus chick and whip me

I'll drive the school bus up your ass and take you on a field trip. 

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11 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

As long as it's a field trip to pleasure. I'm tired of my brush handle ass pokings.

I do recommend you bring some moist towlettes. 

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1 minute ago, Sandstone said:

Do you wish she was fucking you in the ass? I can recommend some very nice strap-ons.

No. I had a finger in my butt once and didn't like it. We're fine with her being the fuckee.

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1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

No. I had a finger in my butt once and didn't like it. We're fine with her being the fuckee.

Straight guys just don't know what they are missing.

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Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Getting blown at the same time barely took away from how bad that finger felt in my ass. And I LOVE being blown.

Well you have to work up to it and use proper preparation, at least lubrication. Unless you like pain sexually then you can forgo the lubrication and preparation. Some do, others need to be nudged into it slowly.

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Well you have to work up to it and use proper preparation, at least lubrication. Unless you like pain sexually then you can forgo the lubrication and preparation. Some do, others need to be nudged into it slowly.

The copious amount of slobber was the lube. I just didn't like it. Sorry, some dudes will try and decide it's not for them. I know how much gay fellas like their str8 bois.

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28 minutes ago, Sandstone said:

Is Boo fucking you in the ass?

No, he fucks my butt. I want to stick things in his butt but he’s not down.

I used my butt plug this morning for the dp action. It was pretty fucking amazeballs. 

The bass is too big though :T

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14 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

The copious amount of slobber was the lube. I just didn't like it. Sorry, some dudes will try and decide it's not for them. I know how much gay fellas like their str8 bois.

Well at least you tried, that's more than most, so you get kudos for that.

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4 minutes ago, Tempty_McHotstuff said:

No, he fucks my butt. I want to stick things in his butt but he’s not down.

I used my butt plug this morning for the dp action. It was pretty fucking amazeballs. 

The bass is too big though :T

We should tone it down to pre-90's levels, lol.

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56 minutes ago, Fear of a Blank Planet said:

Sex dreams are fun. That is, until they turn into wet dreams.

 

Man, doing the laundry sucks ass.

Thats definitely not going to happen

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16 minutes ago, Death_is_coming said:

random sex dreams are always fun.

It probably means something. Idk what yet

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