Period shits

[garbagepailcat]

are the worst. I can tell my period is coming by the smell of my own farts way before I can feel the cramps or some boobs. 

Happy Tuesday. 

[resurrected]

And just like, my appetite was flushed away.

[Mr Owl]

33 minutes ago, cryptkicker5 said:

And just like, my appetite was flushed away.

I ate portabella mushrooms and white castles if you really want death that's damn close sharts are trickiest 

[resurrected]

20 minutes ago, Mr Owl said:

I ate portabella mushrooms and white castles if you really want death that's damn close sharts are trickiest 

Yummy.

[fuggstop]

I hear you. I always have a dino poop before the red flood lmao

[CAC]

So hawt

[Muskette]

I get a headache and gas. :T

[zombieninjakitten]

4 hours ago, garbagepailcat said:

are the worst. I can tell my period is coming by the smell of my own farts way before I can feel the cramps or some boobs. 

Happy Tuesday. 

What you’re saying is true.  I don’t menstruate anymore but when I used to my body turned into a nuclear pollution power plant waste disposal silo.

[zombieninjakitten]

4 hours ago, cryptkicker5 said:

And just like, my appetite was flushed away.

Oh, man the fuck up! 😜🤓😎

[Pimpjira]

Damn, mid was almost there and now he too sick to post.

[RainyDayJizz#35]

2 hours ago, Muskette said:

I get a headache and gas. :T

I'm about ready to pour boot powder in your asshole.

[Greeny]

Girls don't poop.

[resurrected]

1 hour ago, Pimpjira said:

Damn, mid was almost there and now he too sick to post.

It doesn’t take much to make me lose my lunch. 

[bnmjy]

5 hours ago, fuggstop said:

I hear you. I always have a dino poop before the red flood lmao

Please tell us more about your period poops.

[NarakDrew]

[Vamped]

I dont get them until I actually start to bleed. I can taste my period coming though 

[Mewn]

That's interesting lol

What a way to detect.

Usually it's just pre-cramps for me.

[discolé monade]

my farts are at their prime during 'the vapours'

but seriously...some of the best poos happen during 'shark week' 

[fuggstop]

6 hours ago, Greeny said:

Girls don't poop.

Right. We evacuate food byproducts. 

[fuggstop]

5 hours ago, bnmjy said:

Please tell us more about your period poops.

Im always like "i don't remember eating that much" then next thing i know...

[Majin Mayhem]

I find when I poop while I’m having cramps...the cramps get worse

[DragonSinger]

Period shits almost make me pass out from the pain, so I have to take a bunch of pain relievers just to poop in peace.

[thee2TONfist]

wow.

[TriviuT]

10 hours ago, bnmjy said:

Please tell us more about your period poops.

plz no

[Baby_Yoda]

18 hours ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I'm about ready to pour boot powder in your asshole.

Stay away from my butt.

Edited April 3, 2019 by Tempty_McHotstuff

[fuggstop]

11 hours ago, Majin Mayhem said:

I find when I poop while I’m having cramps...the cramps get worse

Sometimes when the cramps are bad i try to go poop. This doesn't help.

[katt_goddess]

This whole thread... >.< I think the SyFy channel has a spy on these boards..

Spoiler

Last night on an episode of 'The Magicians' , there was a book called the Binder. Turns out it was a living book and they found out when Margo got a papercut from it. It immediately slammed shut on her and when they reopened it, all the words which no one could read were gone and one very faint word in Latin could be read. They realized it needed blood to ink itself properly. Margo picked it up, walks off, and returns a little later with the book completely legible and announces 'It's shark week' . No one wanted to touch the book after that.

 

[GunStarHero]

Im Commander Shepard and this is my favorite thread on The Citadel.