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Posted
1 hour ago, Naraku4656 said:

considering most of the stuff i'm into i wouldn't actually ever do i'd take the porn

I think so too..leaning mostly there. Undecided i guess

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Even if actual real life tentacle monsters come to earth and astronauts simultaneously discover the amazons in heat planet from Futurama, there's no way these two groups would find their way to making a porno in my lifetime....

so, I guess I gotta pick the amazing whatever

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Posted
5 hours ago, fuggstop said:

Or finding a porn as dirty and nasty to satisfy what youve been searching for in the most darkest part of your sexuality? 

Why decide when you can have both!?!?

Have your cake and eat it too. Or suck on it... whatever you're into.

Posted
7 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Why would I watch someone have sex when I could be having amazing sex myself?! 

I dunno..maybe im a voyeur? One of my fantasies is to have two other people do it while i watch

Posted
41 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I dunno..maybe im a voyeur? One of my fantasies is to have two other people do it while i watch

You can do that at the seedy sex shops here. I'm not sure its legal but there's a theater in the back xD

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Posted
6 minutes ago, Vamped said:

You can do that at the seedy sex shops here. I'm not sure its legal but there's a theater in the back xD

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Pm me business name and address please

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Posted
1 hour ago, Vamped said:

You can do that at the seedy sex shops here. I'm not sure its legal but there's a theater in the back xD

yeah right ¬¬

 

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Posted
7 minutes ago, GuyBeardmane said:

To quote a genius who was ahead of his time, "Real girls are for losers who can't get cartoon porn."

I wonder who that genuis was lol

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Posted

also partners are expensive. need to buy food and do stuff and go out and drive and all this stuff. porn all you need to pay for is the internet...or at least jack someone else's wifi

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Posted
16 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

 need to buy food and do stuff and go out and drive and all this stuff. 

Don't complain about being a decent guy. You wouldn't have these "problems" if you were more of a man whore.

Just sayin'

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Posted
36 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

Don't complain about being a decent guy. You wouldn't have these "problems" if you were more of a man whore.

Just sayin'

maybe but it'd be nice to get treated out once in a while.

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