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Posted
24 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

Heeeeeere we go againĀ 

Again?

Wait, you and the girl who passed your "test" didn't make it....I was rooting for you guys...what happened?

Posted
3 minutes ago, Mix said:

Again?

Wait, you and the girl who passed your "test" didn't make it....I was rooting for you guys...what happened?

she moved to CA and we broke up. that was two months ago. i'm on a different train now

Posted
22 minutes ago, bnmjy said:

when this comes to its inevitable conclusion, remember that fuggs is only a state away

oh trust me i know better than to expect this to go any farther

Posted
3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Yeah but she's like 30 probably have you ever even felt the sweet, tender, softness of a legal age teenage woman's lips?

Have you?

Posted (edited)
9 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

she moved to CA and we broke up. that was two months ago. i'm on a different train now

damn, I've beenĀ out of the loop every since I unsubscribed from your newsletter....

You know what, California's a pretty chill place...how 'bout you and me take a road trip to get your girl back like in that movie where they took a road trip to get that guy's girl back...I think the movie isĀ actuallyĀ called Road Trip >.>

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Posted
1 minute ago, Mix said:

damn, I've beenĀ out of the loop every since I unsubscribed from your newsletter....

You know what, California's a pretty chill place...how 'bout you and me take a road trip to get your girl back like in that movie where they took a road trip to get that guy's girl back...I think the movie isĀ actuallyĀ called Road Trip >.>

nah i'm good

Posted
2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Yes... A couple of times... šŸ˜Œ

*body convulses with the giggle chills* šŸ¦’

Liar!

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Posted
1 minute ago, Tengu said:

Liar!

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I actually have lol. For a split second. It felt weird, but then I realized that it's what was meant to be. šŸ’ā€ā™‚ļø

Posted
4 minutes ago, Mix said:

damn, I've beenĀ out of the loop every since I unsubscribed from your newsletter....

You know what, California's a pretty chill place...how 'bout you and me take a road trip to get your girl back like in that movie where they took a road trip to get that guy's girl back...I think the movie isĀ actuallyĀ called Road Trip >.>

He's from the northeast, but he'd still rather live in the south than in California.

Posted
10 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Yeah but she's like 30 probably have you ever even felt the sweet, tender, softness of a legal age teenage woman's lips?

just dating right now, nothing more. and i'm taking this one slower than my last because the last girlfriend i had i think we went too far too quickly. she's 32. 5 years older than me.

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Posted
1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said:

just dating right now, nothing more. and i'm taking this one slower than my last because the last girlfriend i had i think we went too far too quickly. she's 32. 5 years older than me.

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You're an old man. Fine date the 32 year old cougar, you can't get the legal age sexy teenage blondes, you're too old you need hip surgeryĀ 

Posted
1 minute ago, Naraku4656 said:

nah i'm good

aww come on...there was gonna be road trip high jinks....we were gonna donate our semen for gas money and lie our way into a black frat for a place to stay for the night, plus the skinny member of our group hooks upĀ with this big girl at some point and it's all laughs....

you sure you don't want in on this?

Posted
3 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

He's from the northeast, but he'd still rather live in the south than in California.

I feel like you're trying to tell me something, but I just don't know what it is...Ā 

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

You're an old man. Fine date the 32 year old cougar, you can't get the legal age sexy teenage blondes, you're too old you need hip surgeryĀ 

i'm a year younger than you lmao

Posted
3 minutes ago, Mix said:

aww come on...there was gonna be road trip high jinks....we were gonna donate our semen for gas money and lie our way into a black frat for a place to stay for the night, plus the skinny member of our group hooks upĀ with this big girl at some point and it's all laughs....

you sure you don't want in on this?

this sounds like National Lampoon

Posted
1 minute ago, Tengu said:

She yelled rape, didnā€™t she.Ā 

It's happened a few times. I just didn't contact them again. Yeah we made out briefly, but they weren't my dream girls, so I went back onto OKC looking for that Zenigundam Unicorn. She'd be a hot 17 year old mix between Meg Donnelly and a young Cara Buono if she existed.Ā 

Posted
1 minute ago, Zenigundam said:

It's happened a few times. I just didn't contact them again. Yeah we made out briefly, but they weren't my dream girls, so I went back onto OKC looking for that Zenigundam Unicorn. She'd be a hot 17 year old mix between Meg Donnelly and a young Cara Buono if she existed.Ā 

I don't think you want any parts of 17 year old me....I was pretty dang weird back then...

Posted
2 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

It's happened a few times. I just didn't contact them again.

You mean a few girls yelled rape on you?

No wonder you didnā€™t bother them again. Restraining orders are a bitch.

Posted
4 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

It's happened a few times. I just didn't contact them again. Yeah we made out briefly, but they weren't my dream girls, so I went back onto OKC looking for that Zenigundam Unicorn. She'd be a hot 17 year old mix between Meg Donnelly and a young Cara Buono if she existed.Ā 

Ā 

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Posted
11 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Haha so much envy in here. Sorry, guys, I'm young you're old, I get to reap the rewards šŸ‘Øā€šŸ‘©ā€šŸ‘§ā€šŸ‘¦

i made out with a woman without getting a restraining order. what have you done today?

#POWDEREDTOASTMANWARRIORWHATEVER

Posted
3 minutes ago, Zenigundam said:

Restraining orders just mean that the girl needs time and space to think things over. Has mthor never explained this to you?

i guess i've never had that problem B|

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