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I'm tired of feeling left out.....it's time I joined the rest of you in providing the NSA with an accurate psychological profile.....I mean for god's sake, I don't know how i've gone so long without tactless late night online posts under my real fucking name that will one day leave me with shame in my heart and a resignation letter in my hand....I'm proud to finally be one of you....we are one....we are borg....or soon will be >.>

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6 minutes ago, Mix said:

I'm tired of feeling left out.....it's time I joined the rest of you in providing the NSA with an accurate psychological profile.....I mean for god's sake, I don't know how i've gone so long without tactless late night online posts under my real fucking name that will one day leave me with shame in my heart and a resignation letter in my hand....I'm proud to finally be one of you....we are one....we are borg....or soon will be >.>

see I have a Twitter....but I rarely use it

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5 minutes ago, Still Me said:

see I have a Twitter....but I rarely use it

you do? Well then you can be my very first follower...will you? will you be a follower of Mix? hahaha, who came up with this follower bullshit....shit's worse than that "friends" crap....I legit heard a mofo saying "I just hit ten thousand followers, shit's lit".....and I thought to myself, "if only he was a cult leader discussing how he is going to sacrifice his ten thousandth acolyte by fire, at least then he would be interesting"

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1 minute ago, midnight said:

Im not on twitter, but he brags about his shit from there, and posts his tweets here from time to time.

gawwwd, i'm so tempted, but I also don't want any more roads that lead from him to me just in case his act imitates life, y'know....

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16 minutes ago, Mix said:

you do? Well then you can be my very first follower...will you? will you be a follower of Mix? hahaha, who came up with this follower bullshit....shit's worse than that "friends" crap....I legit heard a mofo saying "I just hit ten thousand followers, shit's lit".....and I thought to myself, "if only he was a cult leader discussing how he is going to sacrifice his ten thousandth acolyte by fire, at least then he would be interesting"

yeah sure....

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7 minutes ago, Mix said:

yeah sure what?

bitch, I don't want you to follow me, that was just the setup to an awesome joke....at least I thought it was anyway....now i'm depressed, you happy

not really....I don’t really care one way or the other....not like I use my Twitter 

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Just now, Mix said:

'cause a lot of this shit is superfluous, but everybody does it anyway....I'm joining primarily to keep up with comedians

If I remember correctly, I joined because a youtuber I liked said that Avatar sucked and I wanted to argue. In retrospect, that movie was stupid anyway, but I can use the excuse that I was just a teenager.

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2 hours ago, Mix said:

I'm tired of feeling left out.....it's time I joined the rest of you in providing the NSA with an accurate psychological profile.....I mean for god's sake, I don't know how i've gone so long without tactless late night online posts under my real fucking name that will one day leave me with shame in my heart and a resignation letter in my hand....I'm proud to finally be one of you....we are one....we are borg....or soon will be >.>

I was on Twitter back in early '09, but deleted my account because of my longstanding, conflicted disdain for social media outlets. 

Anyway, if you must know... THIS is how you Twitter. 😐🐺👨‍💻

 

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3 hours ago, Mix said:

I'm tired of feeling left out.....it's time I joined the rest of you in providing the NSA with an accurate psychological profile.....I mean for god's sake, I don't know how i've gone so long without tactless late night online posts under my real fucking name that will one day leave me with shame in my heart and a resignation letter in my hand....I'm proud to finally be one of you....we are one....we are borg....or soon will be >.>

You know, you can already do all this on facebook... where it's customary, nay, downright EXPECTED you use your real name, while with twitter it's generally just celebrities that use their real names and everyone else just uses whatever...

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3 hours ago, Mix said:

I'm tired of feeling left out.....it's time I joined the rest of you in providing the NSA with an accurate psychological profile.....I mean for god's sake, I don't know how i've gone so long without tactless late night online posts under my real fucking name that will one day leave me with shame in my heart and a resignation letter in my hand....I'm proud to finally be one of you....we are one....we are borg....or soon will be >.>

It's actually pretty nice

I made one and didn't really tell anybody so now it's like FB use to be where I can make smart ass or witty comments that I find funny and no one says shit because I only have 3 real followers like 4 bots

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10 hours ago, Mewn said:

Uhhhhh

Mixxerz

BigDixMix xD 

Ya boi Mix

Clem Fandango

lmao, oh it's for sure going to be Clem Fandango....damn that joke's never gonna get old

 

 

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9 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

You know, you can already do all this on facebook... where it's customary, nay, downright EXPECTED you use your real name, while with twitter it's generally just celebrities that use their real names and everyone else just uses whatever...

I'm not on facebook either  :ghost:

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9 hours ago, molarbear said:

It's actually pretty nice

I made one and didn't really tell anybody so now it's like FB use to be where I can make smart ass or witty comments that I find funny and no one says shit because I only have 3 real followers like 4 bots

I shall follow you my cult leader....we shall ascend to the upper plain together....FOR LORD XENU!!!

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8 hours ago, blueraven1999 said:

That's cool.  Twitter is a nice site.  I joined last year to follow my favorite YouTubers.

Currently I have close to 1000 tweets so far.  Almost all of them are replies.

You are the only person I've ever heard talk about how many tweets they have....it's usually the follower numbers that get them hard...

kudos

 

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7 hours ago, Bouvre said:

Follow autonomousbagel

They're a pretty bad literary Twitter bitch

I hear and I obey, my liege

This autonomousbagel shall be found and followed.......and upon your word, eliminated :RoboIndifferent:

FOR DARKSEID!!!

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3 hours ago, Mix said:

ok, I did it....accept me as one of you, you bastids....:ph34r:

https://twitter.com/ClemFanDjango

Cool.  I just followed you.  i don't know if you talked to him or not, but BloodHawk1991 is there

and so is Unevenedge Message Board.  It's also a good place for cat and dog accounts.  I'm subscribed to several.

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36 minutes ago, blueraven1999 said:

Cool.  I just followed you.  i don't know if you talked to him or not, but BloodHawk1991 is there

and so is Unevenedge Message Board.  It's also a good place for cat and dog accounts.  I'm subscribed to several.

The unevenedge twitter acct is the first thing I followed....

BloodHawk and I haven't talked ever since.....that day :RoboIndifferent:

 

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5 hours ago, Mix said:

I shall follow you my cult leader....we shall ascend to the upper plain together....FOR LORD XENU!!!

You're more than welcome to

I like to think I ask the serious questions no one else addresses such as "why do so many people wear business pants and act like they're not uncomfortable?" or "why is it 2018 and no one can tell me how many licks it takes to get to the center of tootsie pop?"

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