SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Imagine you can safely ride a shark around? Ride an ostrich like it ain't no thing. Ride the tiger. Pick one species that you wish you could be able to ride. I pick people. Jump up on their shoulders, let them run me around. Dr. Girlfriend picks polar bears due to their mobility and power. I doubt she'd find a polar bear around here to ride though. That's another reason I pick people; they're all over the place.
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) Timber Wolf just for the vitue that is would be bad ass and hella fast Edited October 1, 2018 by schmahxgn
discolé monade Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 giraffe. also, penguins. strapped to my feet, like rocket boots. 3
KimopoBotar Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Grizzly bears are pretty cool. Or like a whole flock of birds that could collectively fly me places.
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) On 9/30/2018 at 10:54 PM, SwimModSponges said: Relevant photo: This reminds me of capitalism Also, @SwimModSponges Got me sad over my home skillet Harumbi the Gorilla... T__T Edited October 3, 2018 by schmahxgn Dead meme DLC patch added 2
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 4 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: A balloon animal. The only person who did not see that coming was the blind prostitute 4
midnight Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 It would have to be a tall animal, or their would be no point in my case. So, I guess I will go with disco's answer as well, a giraffe.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 11 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Imagine you can safely ride a shark around? Ride an ostrich like it ain't no thing. Ride the tiger. Pick one species that you wish you could be able to ride. I pick people. Jump up on their shoulders, let them run me around. Dr. Girlfriend picks polar bears due to their mobility and power. I doubt she'd find a polar bear around here to ride though. That's another reason I pick people; they're all over the place. Your dad never carried you on his shoulders when you were little?
discolé monade Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Vamped said: a war elephant ... with armor well...i thought this was 'what if' *goes to jo~jo the war elephant in my back yard* it's ok jo~jo...it's ok. 1 3
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Your dad never carried you on his shoulders when you were little? Well of course he did, but I doubt anybody would appreciate you trying to ride their shoulders as an adult. Just like a tiger wouldn't appreciate you sitting on it's back. That's why it's safe. Safe for both of you. 1
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Author Posted October 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kweerie said: Dragon it is then, and bystanders be damned. no mythical creatures allowed.
Hornshire Posted October 1, 2018 Posted October 1, 2018 Pssh. Rules are for chumps who can't safely ride dragons. But if We were to play your lame ass kid mode... Rhino. And bystanders still be damned. 1
SwimModSponges Posted October 2, 2018 Author Posted October 2, 2018 No exctinct animals either, if there were I'd pick a dinosaur.
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 pterosaur I dunno some kind of giant Harpy eagle. 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 @Mini_Ghost The giant spider from West of Loathing 1
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: @Mini_Ghost The giant spider from West of Loathing I was gonna say that but he said they have to be "real" animals
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 I loved that game I might have to boot it up agian and try the bean slinger. I got Op with the snake oiler, and beat it with the hard hat on.. The only thing I regret is not beating the clowns.. Those clowns fucked me up man.. It wasn't fair.
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 I hate the fucking clowns too.. you're making me wanna play it
Zenigundam Posted October 2, 2018 Posted October 2, 2018 I would ride a falcon so that he could bring me to the homes of my legal age teenage women lovers at incredible speeds. 🦅
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