SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Imagine you can safely ride a shark around? Ride an ostrich like it ain't no thing. Ride the tiger. Pick one species that you wish you could be able to ride. I pick people. Jump up on their shoulders, let them run me around. Dr. Girlfriend picks polar bears due to their mobility and power. I doubt she'd find a polar bear around here to ride though. That's another reason I pick people; they're all over the place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) Timber Wolf just for the vitue that is would be bad ass and hella fast Edited October 1, 2018 by schmahxgn Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 A tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Mini_Ghost said: A tiger 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 fuck yeah Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 giraffe. also, penguins. strapped to my feet, like rocket boots. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Grizzly bears are pretty cool. Or like a whole flock of birds that could collectively fly me places. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 Relevant photo: 1 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 (edited) On 9/30/2018 at 10:54 PM, SwimModSponges said: Relevant photo: This reminds me of capitalism Also, @SwimModSponges Got me sad over my home skillet Harumbi the Gorilla... T__T Edited October 3, 2018 by schmahxgn Dead meme DLC patch added 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 A balloon animal. 2 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
schmahxgn Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 4 hours ago, TrigunBebop said: A balloon animal. The only person who did not see that coming was the blind prostitute 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 It would have to be a tall animal, or their would be no point in my case. So, I guess I will go with disco's answer as well, a giraffe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 11 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: Imagine you can safely ride a shark around? Ride an ostrich like it ain't no thing. Ride the tiger. Pick one species that you wish you could be able to ride. I pick people. Jump up on their shoulders, let them run me around. Dr. Girlfriend picks polar bears due to their mobility and power. I doubt she'd find a polar bear around here to ride though. That's another reason I pick people; they're all over the place. Your dad never carried you on his shoulders when you were little? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tengu Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 A polar bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 a war elephant ... with armor 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 yo mamma j/k a goat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 2 hours ago, Vamped said: a war elephant ... with armor well...i thought this was 'what if' *goes to jo~jo the war elephant in my back yard* it's ok jo~jo...it's ok. 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Bear Cavalry 4 life 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Safe for whom? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 8 hours ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: Your dad never carried you on his shoulders when you were little? Well of course he did, but I doubt anybody would appreciate you trying to ride their shoulders as an adult. Just like a tiger wouldn't appreciate you sitting on it's back. That's why it's safe. Safe for both of you. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Dragon it is then, and bystanders be damned. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 1, 2018 Author Share Posted October 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Kweerie said: Dragon it is then, and bystanders be damned. no mythical creatures allowed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hornshire Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Pssh. Rules are for chumps who can't safely ride dragons. But if We were to play your lame ass kid mode... Rhino. And bystanders still be damned. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Satou Kazuma Posted October 1, 2018 Share Posted October 1, 2018 Bears. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 can we include extinct animals? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted October 2, 2018 Author Share Posted October 2, 2018 No exctinct animals either, if there were I'd pick a dinosaur. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 pterosaur I dunno some kind of giant Harpy eagle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 @Mini_Ghost The giant spider from West of Loathing 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 Just now, PhilosipherStoned said: @Mini_Ghost The giant spider from West of Loathing I was gonna say that but he said they have to be "real" animals Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 I always like to be a snake oiler 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 I loved that game I might have to boot it up agian and try the bean slinger. I got Op with the snake oiler, and beat it with the hard hat on.. The only thing I regret is not beating the clowns.. Those clowns fucked me up man.. It wasn't fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 I hate the fucking clowns too.. you're making me wanna play it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted October 2, 2018 Share Posted October 2, 2018 I would ride a falcon so that he could bring me to the homes of my legal age teenage women lovers at incredible speeds. 🦅 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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