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Like its purely a cosmetic genital mutilation from an outdated religious practice. And we give babies no choice. Like it's really fucked. Even if you're Jewish just why? Does God check your Johnson at the pearly gates? No foreskin or bacon allowed in Jewish heaven? Dafuq? 

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It significantly decreases the transmission of HIV It's particularly useful in sub-Saharan Africa, where they tend not to have good access to healthcare and education.

So there's that.

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  On 9/5/2018 at 5:56 PM, bnmjy said:

It significantly decreases the transmission of HIV It's particularly useful in sub-Saharan Africa, where they tend not to have good access to healthcare and education.

So there's that.

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Do you have research that backs up the hiv claim? Not undermining you. I'm genuinely curious what the science is behind this. I mean if it's legit then I'm all FORE it

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm a fucking idiot. 

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  On 9/5/2018 at 6:01 PM, That_One_Guy said:

Do you have research that backs up the hiv claim? Not undermining you. I'm genuinely curious what the science is behind this. I mean if it's legit then I'm all FORE it

 

 

 

 

 

 

I'm a fucking idiot. 

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Well you can just google it. It's because the foreskin keeps the glans moist, which better allows the HIV to survive and possibly infect the person.

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"Tulì is a Filipino rite of male circumcision. It has a long historical tradition and is considered an obligatory rite of passage for males; boys who have not undergone the ritual are labelled supót and face ridicule from their peers. Most boys usually undergo the procedure... prior to reaching puberty or before high school (around ages 10–14)."

"The circumciser rests his knife lengthwise across the boy's foreskin and then a quick blow is made with a stick, slicing the upper foreskin into two and exposing the glans. Prior to and while the procedure is being performed, the boy is told to chew guava leaves. The masticated guava leaves are applied onto the wound as a poultice and is bandaged. The boy is then to wash off in the cold waters of a nearby river. While this procedure is commonly known as a circumcision, it is more accurately described as a superincision as no foreskin is removed during the procedure. Newly circumcised boys usually wear housedresses or loose skirts to help in the healing. The swelling that might occur during this period is termed pangángamatis (literally, "becoming like a tomato", kamatis) owing to the reddish appearance of the penis."

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  On 9/5/2018 at 6:23 PM, panic said:

"Tulì is a Filipino rite of male circumcision. It has a long historical tradition and is considered an obligatory rite of passage for males; boys who have not undergone the ritual are labelled supót and face ridicule from their peers. Most boys usually undergo the procedure... prior to reaching puberty or before high school (around ages 10–14)."

"The circumciser rests his knife lengthwise across the boy's foreskin and then a quick blow is made with a stick, slicing the upper foreskin into two and exposing the glans. Prior to and while the procedure is being performed, the boy is told to chew guava leaves. The masticated guava leaves are applied onto the wound as a poultice and is bandaged. The boy is then to wash off in the cold waters of a nearby river. While this procedure is commonly known as a circumcision, it is more accurately described as a superincision as no foreskin is removed during the procedure. Newly circumcised boys usually wear housedresses or loose skirts to help in the healing. The swelling that might occur during this period is termed pangángamatis (literally, "becoming like a tomato", kamatis) owing to the reddish appearance of the penis."

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DUDE...... Fuck 

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  On 9/5/2018 at 8:29 PM, KimopoBotar said:

On the one hand, I'm glad i don't have to worry about dick cheese. But on the other hand they say sex is better if you're not cut. 

Not much i can do about it anyways. 

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Hop in the DeLorean with doc brown and get that shit back..... Back 2 the foreskin

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  On 9/5/2018 at 10:06 PM, That_One_Guy said:

That's it! I'm loading up the big body Tahoe right now. When you smell skunk and hear chief keef just know it's me. I'm bout to be present like if u was under a Christmas tree🎄🎄🎄🎄

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Omfg you’re a kinda funny Zeni 2.0 

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True story; historically after circumcising a baby, the rabbi was supposed to clean the blood off the baby dick with his mouth.

I'm not making this up; a few years back there was a bit of a controversy after a dude did it on camera.

You can find the video if you're comfortable typing the words into the google search bar.

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  On 9/5/2018 at 10:33 PM, SwimModSponges said:

True story; historically after circumcising a baby, the rabbi was supposed to clean the blood off the baby dick with his mouth.

I'm not making this up; a few years back there was a bit of a controversy after a dude did it on camera.

You can find the video if you're comfortable typing the words into the google search bar.

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I really hope you're trolling 

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  On 9/5/2018 at 10:42 PM, Athena 92 said:

I've read that that was a thing in the super conservative, traditional sects of Judaism. Not sure how trueg it is though or if it's really a thing that's happened recently. 

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Ok that's really fucked up. Jesus christ I don't want to live on this planet anymore 

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  On 9/5/2018 at 5:54 PM, That_One_Guy said:

Like its purely a cosmetic genital mutilation from an outdated religious practice. And we give babies no choice. Like it's really fucked. Even if you're Jewish just why? Does God check your Johnson at the pearly gates? No foreskin or bacon allowed in Jewish heaven? Dafuq? 

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Careful...you’ll trigger KN

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