That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Like its purely a cosmetic genital mutilation from an outdated religious practice. And we give babies no choice. Like it's really fucked. Even if you're Jewish just why? Does God check your Johnson at the pearly gates? No foreskin or bacon allowed in Jewish heaven? Dafuq? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 It significantly decreases the transmission of HIV It's particularly useful in sub-Saharan Africa, where they tend not to have good access to healthcare and education. So there's that. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, bnmjy said: It significantly decreases the transmission of HIV It's particularly useful in sub-Saharan Africa, where they tend not to have good access to healthcare and education. So there's that. Do you have research that backs up the hiv claim? Not undermining you. I'm genuinely curious what the science is behind this. I mean if it's legit then I'm all FORE it I'm a fucking idiot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Much less dick cheeze Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Do you have research that backs up the hiv claim? Not undermining you. I'm genuinely curious what the science is behind this. I mean if it's legit then I'm all FORE it I'm a fucking idiot. Well you can just google it. It's because the foreskin keeps the glans moist, which better allows the HIV to survive and possibly infect the person. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Are you cut and if you are do you wish your dick looked like a prolapsed anus. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mini_ghost420 Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 it makes your dick not be a gross cheese factory. so there's that 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
panic Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 "Tulì is a Filipino rite of male circumcision. It has a long historical tradition and is considered an obligatory rite of passage for males; boys who have not undergone the ritual are labelled supót and face ridicule from their peers. Most boys usually undergo the procedure... prior to reaching puberty or before high school (around ages 10–14)." "The circumciser rests his knife lengthwise across the boy's foreskin and then a quick blow is made with a stick, slicing the upper foreskin into two and exposing the glans. Prior to and while the procedure is being performed, the boy is told to chew guava leaves. The masticated guava leaves are applied onto the wound as a poultice and is bandaged. The boy is then to wash off in the cold waters of a nearby river. While this procedure is commonly known as a circumcision, it is more accurately described as a superincision as no foreskin is removed during the procedure. Newly circumcised boys usually wear housedresses or loose skirts to help in the healing. The swelling that might occur during this period is termed pangángamatis (literally, "becoming like a tomato", kamatis) owing to the reddish appearance of the penis." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Im glad i didn't have a boy because i dont think i could do it to my child. I couldn't even get my male cat fixed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 shut the fuck up, idiot 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 On the one hand, I'm glad i don't have to worry about dick cheese. But on the other hand they say sex is better if you're not cut. Not much i can do about it anyways. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Uncircumcised dicks are awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Poof said: Much less dick cheeze That's an issue that comes with it? Pardon my ignorance this is all new to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 3 hours ago, Buddyroe360 said: Are you cut and if you are do you wish your dick looked like a prolapsed anus. I am but I wish I wasn't. I need all the extra I can get bruh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: That's an issue that comes with it? Pardon my ignorance this is all new to me. it's a dire issue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 3 hours ago, panic said: "Tulì is a Filipino rite of male circumcision. It has a long historical tradition and is considered an obligatory rite of passage for males; boys who have not undergone the ritual are labelled supót and face ridicule from their peers. Most boys usually undergo the procedure... prior to reaching puberty or before high school (around ages 10–14)." "The circumciser rests his knife lengthwise across the boy's foreskin and then a quick blow is made with a stick, slicing the upper foreskin into two and exposing the glans. Prior to and while the procedure is being performed, the boy is told to chew guava leaves. The masticated guava leaves are applied onto the wound as a poultice and is bandaged. The boy is then to wash off in the cold waters of a nearby river. While this procedure is commonly known as a circumcision, it is more accurately described as a superincision as no foreskin is removed during the procedure. Newly circumcised boys usually wear housedresses or loose skirts to help in the healing. The swelling that might occur during this period is termed pangángamatis (literally, "becoming like a tomato", kamatis) owing to the reddish appearance of the penis." DUDE...... Fuck Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 its yahweh's way Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 3 hours ago, fuggstop said: Im glad i didn't have a boy because i dont think i could do it to my child. I couldn't even get my male cat fixed. If I had a son I'd tell him to get it as an adult if he's about that life Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, 1pooh4u said: shut the fuck up, idiot Why are you talking hot on this internet? Fucks wrong with your goofy ass? Don't you know I just got out the sandbox?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggstop Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: If I had a son I'd tell him to get it as an adult if he's about that life Yup. Probably what id do but he could hate me either way really Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 hour ago, KimopoBotar said: On the one hand, I'm glad i don't have to worry about dick cheese. But on the other hand they say sex is better if you're not cut. Not much i can do about it anyways. Hop in the DeLorean with doc brown and get that shit back..... Back 2 the foreskin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: Why are you talking hot on this internet? Fucks wrong with your goofy ass? Don't you know I just got out the sandbox?! Lol, total fuckin idiot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 11 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: I am but I wish I wasn't. I need all the extra I can get bruh I bet with the way modern tv is going you could probably get some network to fund a show of you hunting for your foreskin 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 14 minutes ago, Poof said: it's a dire issue Can't you just like wash it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 14 minutes ago, quebecelegy said: its yahweh's way I's he cut tho? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Lol, total fuckin idiot That's it! I'm loading up the big body Tahoe right now. When you smell skunk and hear chief keef just know it's me. I'm bout to be present like if u was under a Christmas tree🎄🎄🎄🎄 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: I's he cut tho? only yahweh is allowed the graciousness of ant-eater dick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, molarbear said: I bet with the way modern tv is going you could probably get some network to fund a show of you hunting for your foreskin The hunt for red October foreskin Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Who needs a fucking hoodie on their dick? It’s hot enough down there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: That's it! I'm loading up the big body Tahoe right now. When you smell skunk and hear chief keef just know it's me. I'm bout to be present like if u was under a Christmas tree🎄🎄🎄🎄 Omfg you’re a kinda funny Zeni 2.0 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
quebecelegy Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 minute ago, midnight said: Who needs a fucking hoodie on their dick? It’s hot enough down there. mine's more like a parka down there if you catch my drift. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
midnight Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, quebecelegy said: mine's more like a parka down there if you catch my drift. Yes. That is what I should’ve said. Parka is the best word. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, midnight said: Who needs a fucking hoodie on their dick? It’s hot enough down there. Tru that's why I wear boxers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, 1pooh4u said: Omfg you’re a kinda funny Zeni 2.0 Damn idk whether to be happy or take a bath with a toaster 😅😅😅 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Just now, That_One_Guy said: Damn idk whether to be happy or take a bath with a toaster 😅😅😅 🤣 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 True story; historically after circumcising a baby, the rabbi was supposed to clean the blood off the baby dick with his mouth. I'm not making this up; a few years back there was a bit of a controversy after a dude did it on camera. You can find the video if you're comfortable typing the words into the google search bar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 4 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: True story; historically after circumcising a baby, the rabbi was supposed to clean the blood off the baby dick with his mouth. I'm not making this up; a few years back there was a bit of a controversy after a dude did it on camera. You can find the video if you're comfortable typing the words into the google search bar. I really hope you're trolling Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Swimmod_Luna Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said: I really hope you're trolling I've read that that was a thing in the super conservative, traditional sects of Judaism. Not sure how true it is though or if it's really a thing that's happened recently. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 Like I said, couple years back, video of it, true story Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 5 minutes ago, Athena 92 said: I've read that that was a thing in the super conservative, traditional sects of Judaism. Not sure how trueg it is though or if it's really a thing that's happened recently. Ok that's really fucked up. Jesus christ I don't want to live on this planet anymore Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, SwimModSponges said: Like I said, couple years back, video of it, true story I'll just take your word for it. I wanna cry now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 5 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Like its purely a cosmetic genital mutilation from an outdated religious practice. And we give babies no choice. Like it's really fucked. Even if you're Jewish just why? Does God check your Johnson at the pearly gates? No foreskin or bacon allowed in Jewish heaven? Dafuq? Careful...you’ll trigger KN Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 Just now, Still Me said: Careful...you’ll trigger KN ....... I mean if it makes him feel any better I don't particularly care for any religion tbh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CutieQuesadilla Posted September 5, 2018 Share Posted September 5, 2018 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 5, 2018 Author Share Posted September 5, 2018 39 minutes ago, CutieQuesadilla said: I love that movie! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KimopoBotar Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: Hop in the DeLorean with doc brown and get that shit back..... Back 2 the foreskin As soon as time travel is invented millions of men will be going back in time to stop their circumcisions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 6, 2018 Author Share Posted September 6, 2018 38 minutes ago, KimopoBotar said: As soon as time travel is invented millions of men will be going back in time to stop their circumcisions. I know I would. I need that shit back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said: ....... I mean if it makes him feel any better I don't particularly care for any religion tbh It’s not religion that will do it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
That_One_Guy Posted September 6, 2018 Author Share Posted September 6, 2018 10 minutes ago, Still Me said: It’s not religion that will do it He loves circumcision? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted September 6, 2018 Share Posted September 6, 2018 38 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said: He loves circumcision? Nope Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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