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8 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

So you told your doctor you eat fruit bowls for every meal? Because that's what you were discussing when still me and lb said that would give you diabetes.

And no, I'm not going to prove it, I don't care enough. Declare yourself the victor if you want.

Doctor said to eat all the fruit i want!

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13 minutes ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

So you told your doctor you eat fruit bowls for every meal? Because that's what you were discussing when still me and lb said that would give you diabetes.

And no, I'm not going to prove it, I don't care enough. Declare yourself the victor if you want.

It's not like that though. I mean you would have to do that for years before you felt any ill effects from overeating that much delectable good sugar. Fruit is really good for you 

No one eats enough fruit except fringe vegan fruit freaks, so any period of eating fruit meals is only going to be filling a lifelong fruit deficit and then pissing out the rest. 

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49 minutes ago, scoobdog said:

Lol

Bullshit.

Lol. I didnt believe it either tbh

Didnt believe with it was 123/80 either and now its even lower. I was pissed off to and it still read low

Doc gonna check my hormones and help me get knocked up

fuggstop Monster Mutant

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45 minutes ago, Nabloom said:

It's not like that though. I mean you would have to do that for years before you felt any ill effects from overeating that much delectable good sugar. Fruit is really good for you 

No one eats enough fruit except fringe vegan fruit freaks, so any period of eating fruit meals is only going to be filling a lifelong fruit deficit and then pissing out the rest. 

Send me yer spermies

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8 hours ago, fuggstop said:

Doc gonna check my hormones and help me get knocked up

I'm sure the end results of this plot will fill people with schadenfreude. Please let us know your first payment of six months child support.

Doom Metal Alchemist Monster Mutant

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5 hours ago, Still Me said:

Time to get a new doctor

https://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7640514

What likely happened:

Fuggs to doctor: "I eat this much fruit a day."

Doctor to fuggs: "Keep on keepin on."

And somehow fuggs equates this to when you and lb said she'd get diabetes when she considered eating literally nothing but giant fruitbowls for all her meals until she reached her target weight.

fuggstop Monster Mutant

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4 hours ago, bnmjy said:

What does your doctor say about your BMI?

He said i have big bones and im tall so im good to have a target weight of 200-220

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2 hours ago, fuggstop said:

He said i have big bones and im tall so im good to have a target weight of 200-220

There is no such thing as “big boned”

and 200-220 is still fat as hell...holy fuck how much do you weigh?

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6 minutes ago, Still Me said:

There is no such thing as “big boned”

 

this. 

and i'm curious. if her 'target weight' is 200~220, she has to be at least 6'3". 

i think there's a little bit of a lie going on here. 

i remember all the wc marines would tell me 'i'm just big boned' 

and i would tell them, that gets you 5 miles, and 7 sets of daily 7's. 

i would take a 2-3 lb gratis, for 'that time of the month'

 

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1 minute ago, discolemonade said:

this. 

and i'm curious. if her 'target weight' is 200~220, she has to be at least 6'3". 

i think there's a little bit of a lie going on here. 

i remember all the wc marines would tell me 'i'm just big boned' 

and i would tell them, that gets you 5 miles, and 7 sets of daily 7's. 

i would take a 2-3 lb gratis, for 'that time of the month'

 

I'm 6'1" and I got down to 181... As a guy... Which is my ideal weight.

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4 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

I'm 6'1" and I got down to 181... As a guy... Which is my ideal weight.

exactly. 

unless her target weight is because she's above 240-250, and 

that 20lb drop is to get her to just above obese level. 

but, eating nothing but fruit is actually not the best course for weight loss. 

i mean, in a balanced diet, sure. but nothing but....i have to call shenanigans on this. 

no, i'm not a dr. 

i was training ncoic for 6 years, this was part of my  job. to get wc to make weight, so they wouldn't get a medical discharge. 

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Just now, discolemonade said:

exactly. 

unless her target weight is because she's above 240-250, and 

that 20lb drop is to get her to just above obese level. 

but, eating nothing but fruit is actually not the best course for weight loss. 

i mean, in a balanced diet, sure. but nothing but....i have to call shenanigans on this. 

no, i'm not a dr. 

i was training ncoic for 6 years, this was part of my  job. to get wc to make weight, so they wouldn't get a medical discharge. 

Or her crackhead handyman is also her doctor... Which is entirely possible

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Still Me Monster Mutant

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6 minutes ago, discolemonade said:

exactly. 

unless her target weight is because she's above 240-250, and 

that 20lb drop is to get her to just above obese level. 

but, eating nothing but fruit is actually not the best course for weight loss. 

i mean, in a balanced diet, sure. but nothing but....i have to call shenanigans on this. 

no, i'm not a dr. 

i was training ncoic for 6 years, this was part of my  job. to get wc to make weight, so they wouldn't get a medical discharge. 

I’m 5’3...and I have to weigh 160...now the only thing my dr said to me after testing was where my strength is and where I need to focus to loose the optimal weight.

as for a “diet”....she never even put me on one...she just restricted the amount of calories I can intake a day...but I still eat what I fucking want...

my last weigh in was 65 pounds lost...my next weigh in is next week...and I already know I’m below target...

she needs a new fucking doctor

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I’m 5’3...and I have to weigh 160...now the only thing my dr said to me after testing was where my strength is and where I need to focus to loose the optimal weight.

as for a “diet”....she never even put me on one...she just restricted the amount of calories I can intake a day...but I still eat what I fucking want...

my last weigh in was 65 pounds lost...my next weigh in is next week...and I already know I’m below target...

she needs a new fucking doctor

Well... It's comical that she equates BP to overall health when it's just one indication of a health concern, and trivial to weight.

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1 minute ago, Sawdamizer said:

Well... It's comical that she equates BP to overall health when it's just one indication of a health concern, and trivial to weight.

This is true...people who are thin and live active lifestyles can still have a high bp or hc...it just happens to be more prominent in those who are overweight

also you have to look at ethnic factors. Those whom are black have a higher risk of diabetes and heart disease...and being overweight exacerbates the issue

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2 minutes ago, Still Me said:

This is true...people who are thin and live active lifestyles can still have a high bp or hc...it just happens to be more prominent in those who are overweight

also you have to look at ethnic factors. Those whom are black have a higher risk of diabetes and heart disease...and being overweight exacerbates the issue

And women.

But, I suppose when you pick and choose what health factors are important it's all unicorns.

I haven't had my period in 34 years... Not sure if this is an issue or not 

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2 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I do NOT want to live long

So wait you don't want to see your kid graduate from high school?

What kid of parent are you?

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27 minutes ago, Sawdamizer said:

And women.

But, I suppose when you pick and choose what health factors are important it's all unicorns.

I haven't had my period in 34 years... Not sure if this is an issue or not 

Are you thin pretty and popular?

nope...that’s healthy for the superficial

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21 minutes ago, fuggstop said:

I do NOT want to live long

Then why get thin? 

Just continue to chunk out...lose that foot...you only live once amirite?

nevermind setting healthy examples for your kid...

fuggstop Monster Mutant

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32 minutes ago, Misaka said:

So wait you don't want to see your kid graduate from high school?

What kid of parent are you?

God youre fucking stupid

I meant i dont want to live to like 80 or worse

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3 hours ago, fuggstop said:

He said i have big bones and im tall so im good to have a target weight of 200-220

lol bullshit

That weight, at my height of 5'10, is still obese, and I know you aren't that tall.

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1 minute ago, bnmjy said:

lol bullshit

That weight, at my height of 5'10, is still obese, and I know you aren't that tall.

I don't wanna be skinny tho. I like having ass and tiddies

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