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Was looking up everything from buying sperm online and doing ici, ro egg donation (don't qualify) to egg freezing to just looking at hairy men trying to see what I wanna.

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  On 8/18/2018 at 8:54 PM, discolemonade said:

i have a 4 year old you can borrow. 

i'd say a week...but i imagine all it will take is a day. 

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This is the reason i love being an uncle. All the fun of spoiling kids without the horror of being up till 2am trying to get them to go to sleep. 

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  On 8/18/2018 at 9:11 PM, KimopoBotar said:

This is the reason i love being an uncle. All the fun of spoiling kids without the horror of being up till 2am trying to get them to go to sleep. 

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Not all babies do that. And if they do its like only for a month or so until they get used to being out of the womb.

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  On 8/18/2018 at 9:30 PM, fuggstop said:

Not all babies do that. And if they do its like only for a month or so until they get used to being out of the womb.

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I don't really know. I just know I've got my hands full taking care of myself and my little family. I'm good with that. 

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  On 8/18/2018 at 9:11 PM, KimopoBotar said:

This is the reason i love being an uncle. All the fun of spoiling kids without the horror of being up till 2am trying to get them to go to sleep. 

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This.

I'm considering getting all my niecelettes and nephew those desktop drum kits this year along with 3 pounds of taffy. Each. 

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  On 8/18/2018 at 9:35 PM, katt_goddess said:

This.

I'm considering getting all my niecelettes and nephew those desktop drum kits this year along with 3 pounds of taffy. Each. 

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Lol, yes! I was thinking of getting mine harmonicas. I had one when i was little. I bet they'll love it. 

I'll just have to remember to run in a serpentine pattern when their parents find out. 

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  On 8/18/2018 at 9:38 PM, KimopoBotar said:

Lol, yes! I was thinking of getting mine harmonicas. I had one when i was little. I bet they'll love it. 

I'll just have to remember to run in a serpentine pattern when their parents find out. 

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:D

I live far enough away that I get to mail each monkey their own present so each one gets both their own 'grown-up' mail in their own name and it's full of something fun. 

I can torture from a safe distance. :D AUNTIE STRANGE STRIKES AGAIN! BWAHAHAHA!!11!

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  On 8/18/2018 at 9:35 PM, katt_goddess said:

This.

I'm considering getting all my niecelettes and nephew those desktop drum kits this year along with 3 pounds of taffy. Each. 

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Why annoy their parents and ruin their teeth? Is that supposed to be funny and give you cool points? No. It wont. Itll get any packages from you thrown in the trash before the kids see it.

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  On 8/18/2018 at 9:44 PM, fuggstop said:

Why annoy their parents and ruin their teeth? Is that supposed to be funny and give you cool points? No. It wont. Itll get any packages from you thrown in the trash before the kids see it.

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I'm the eldest and the most horrifying black sheep of the entire clan.

They can't throw things away from me because I know where they live. 

And their kids will tattle on them. :D

[plus, swamp cul-de-sac / trailer park living means being outside a lot and any actual candy will get rationed after the first jumbo mouth-full to make sure it lasts]

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  On 8/18/2018 at 9:43 PM, katt_goddess said:

:D

I live far enough away that I get to mail each monkey their own present so each one gets both their own 'grown-up' mail in their own name and it's full of something fun. 

I can torture from a safe distance. :D AUNTIE STRANGE STRIKES AGAIN! BWAHAHAHA!!11!

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you're horrible. 

xD

just like my MiL

me~not too much candy (any holiday that features candy)

MiL~oh...i don't do that. just a little treat once in a while

halloween morning/MiL with 2 huge bags of candy~ this will tide him over until christmas

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You can also adopt, and adopt them in the kid phase so you don't have to change diapers! So many older kids don't get adopted.

Edit: or foster care!

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  On 8/18/2018 at 8:33 PM, Poof said:

if there's nsa i'll donate. i've done it before. and no refunds if it's a nightmarish devil spawn

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I'm pretty sure I saw the devil...so spawns of satan aren't on my list.  I'd prefer a previous donor in case the kids would like to meet their half sisters or brothers....and contact.

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  On 8/18/2018 at 8:54 PM, discolemonade said:

i have a 4 year old you can borrow. 

i'd say a week...but i imagine all it will take is a day. 

xD

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I have 7 nieces and nephews, all are growing old...getting up there.  I'm hoping they would buy me a house.  They would mostly be grown before I start my family.

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  On 8/18/2018 at 9:11 PM, KimopoBotar said:

This is the reason i love being an uncle. All the fun of spoiling kids without the horror of being up till 2am trying to get them to go to sleep. 

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Yes, I say they're cute till they learn to speak.  Then it's all horror and why's....

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  On 8/18/2018 at 9:38 PM, KimopoBotar said:

Lol, yes! I was thinking of getting mine harmonicas. I had one when i was little. I bet they'll love it. 

I'll just have to remember to run in a serpentine pattern when their parents find out. 

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I do it every year...I get the loudest most distracting thing that I can find to give to my nieces and nephews.  This year they're getting an x-box one.

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  On 8/18/2018 at 11:16 PM, jackiemarie90 said:

You can also adopt, and adopt them in the kid phase so you don't have to change diapers! So many older kids don't get adopted.

Edit: or foster care!

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Indeed, it's possible after my first.  Foster care prolly won't let me because of my history with schizophrenia and I would be a single parent.  However, most kids would love to have me...I like to cook and I play games.  Plus I like school, so I can help with homework and I'm patient.

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  On 8/18/2018 at 11:31 PM, Neko said:

Indeed, it's possible after my first.  Foster care prolly won't let me because of my history with schizophrenia and I would be a single parent.  However, most kids would love to have me...I like to cook and I play games.  Plus I like school, so I can help with homework and I'm patient.

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It still might be worth the research or talk to an adoption person about it. That's if you are interested in it. I get baby fever too, but right now I can't afford to even take care of myself. lol

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  On 8/18/2018 at 11:33 PM, jackiemarie90 said:

It still might be worth the research or talk to an adoption person about it. That's if you are interested in it. I get baby fever too, but right now I can't afford to even take care of myself. lol

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sad but true, my financial situation is dismal, but i'm working to clear that up.  I would love to share to help foster someone's strong points as long as it develops them for a good purpose.

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  On 8/18/2018 at 11:58 PM, CAC said:

i'll donate, but only the old fashioned way.

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Lol, save that later for your wife...Right now the turkey baster method might be the one for me....would like to surrogate for a family to help them out, but my body....man I just want to help.  Don't want to be a Craigslist rent-a-uterus.

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All the crazy that I went through and just upside down and messed up feelings and mentality...there's nothing like helping a couple out, or holding your own, or even watching other's grow and develop.  Adoption, surrogancy, ICI, getting married and having babies, foster home kids, all look attractive.  I can't even atm.

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  On 8/19/2018 at 12:09 AM, Neko said:

All the crazy that I went through and just upside down and messed up feelings and mentality...there's nothing like helping a couple out, or holding your own, or even watching other's grow and develop.  Adoption, surrogancy, ICI, getting married and having babies, foster home kids, all look attractive.  I can't even atm.

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I’m not sure if i can have babies. I have cervical insufficiency. This will be my second miscarriage, but i am hopeful. 

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I haven't even tried yet, and with pcos, schizophrenia, hypothyroidism, excessive BMI and pseudo-tumor cerbrii, no man and no trust in sex, I think that it would be a long time...but I'll look up surrogacy and egg freezing meanwhile. 

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  On 8/19/2018 at 12:17 AM, Neko said:

I haven't even tried yet, and with pcos, schizophrenia, hypothyroidism, excessive BMI and pseudo-tumor cerbrii, no man and no trust in sex, I think that it would be a long time...but I'll look up surrogacy and egg freezing meanwhile. 

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I was a little worried with my bipolar, but i know i will be a good mom and musket will be a good dad, so i’ll have amazing support. 

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  On 8/19/2018 at 12:13 AM, CutieQuesadilla said:

I’m not sure if i can have babies. I have cervical insufficiency. This will be my second miscarriage, but i am hopeful. 

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My little sister miscarried something like 5-6 times. 

I now have a niecelette via her that's getting close to 10 years old. 

If you want a kid, it can happen regardless of current difficulties. 

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  On 8/19/2018 at 1:10 AM, CAC said:

That's a hell of a good question. I don't know why I am the way I am. I just fail.

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Prolly should just have a group of us raise kids in a community.

 

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I remember having baby fever really bad cuz my dad died leaving me all alone. Got preggie that same month. Just banged the week after my period. I didnt expect it to work the first time i did it that week. It actually happened again cuz the guy lied and said he was fixed...he wasnt and knocked me up.

Doubt i can get preggie as easily anymore cuz my cycle is out of whack.

A trip to a doctor might help. Download an ovulation app and track your periods. Ask if you need to stop your meds. Have you thought of childcare? Does your job have paid maternity leave? I had to save money for my time off and it suuuuuuuuucked. Good luck. 

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I'm not actively trying.  Childcare would be a bit of an issue as a single mom.  I do not have regular cycles.  I doubt that there is paid leave on this job however if I do decide to help out a couple, I'm hoping that they would help a bit out.  Maybe not.  I'm not sure why it's hitting right now, however...it just is.  My meds are fighting the irregularity that my body is going through...not sure why I'm in a negative bio feed back.

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  On 8/19/2018 at 1:39 AM, CAC said:

"us" as in from the boards? That's a horrible idea....

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Horrendous, however I'm thinking on a whole bunch of medication brain.  Prolly should chill...

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