SwimModSponges Posted July 8, 2018 Posted July 8, 2018 My had is already down my pants about ten feet from the door. Usually I've got junk in hand and ready to go about five feet away. Much more efficient. 1
sahockeygrl15 Posted July 8, 2018 Posted July 8, 2018 4 hours ago, SwimModSponges said: My had is already down my pants about ten feet from the door. Usually I've got junk in hand and ready to go about five feet away. Much more efficient. I’m nekkid the minute I walk in the door.. I have a no clothes policy in my house 1
Cau Posted July 8, 2018 Posted July 8, 2018 I use a colostomy bag and a catheter so my genitals never need to be out. 1
JehutyNinja Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 I wait until the door is closed and I'm over the vessel that carries my waste 1
lupin_bebop Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 Depends. If I'm alone, I'm not usually wearing pants, so pretty much immediately. Otherwise, about 5-10 feet from the throne.
wacky1980 Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 20 hours ago, Cau said: I use a colostomy bag and a catheter voluntarily? that's hot.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 9 minutes ago, wacky1980 said: voluntarily? that's hot. You got a weird fetish, man.
discolé monade Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 well, i don't know about genitals hanging out. but if i have to go so bad that i know i can't maneuver into the bathroom, get the door closed, and get my pants down, they are pretty much already down by the time i get there. and that is usually when i have to pee so bad, that by the time i get to pee, my teeth hurt.
mochi Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 On 7/8/2018 at 1:22 PM, Phillies said: (''>_>'')........................
Bouvre Posted July 9, 2018 Posted July 9, 2018 Why expose your genitalia when you can eat the toilet and pee in your own stomach at your leisure? 2 1
mochi Posted July 10, 2018 Posted July 10, 2018 2 hours ago, Bouvre said: Why expose your genitalia when you can eat the toilet and pee in your own stomach at your leisure? 4
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 On 7/9/2018 at 6:20 PM, Bouvre said: Why expose your genitalia when you can eat the toilet and pee in your own stomach at your leisure? Omfg, I love your mind. 1
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 On 7/8/2018 at 12:22 PM, Phillies said: Why would you post a chastity cage? Wtf
Zenigundam Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: Why would you post a chastity cage? Wtf Smh, you missed the joke
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: Smh, you missed the joke Please enlighten me Captain Incel.
Zenigundam Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: Please enlighten me Captain Incel. Did you honestly not see that it's a metal penis cover? Wow...
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Did you honestly not see that it's a metal penis cover? Wow... Yes I know what it is, it's a male chastity device. Why is that a joke?
Zenigundam Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, Sandstone said: Yes I know what it is, it's a male chastity device. Why is that a joke? No no no. There's an opening. Eh, nevermind, you just wouldn't understand.
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 Just now, Zenigundam said: No no no. There's an opening. Eh, nevermind, you just wouldn't understand. Yes I know there is an opening, I can see. This still doesn't explain why it is a joke. It's just a chastity device. It fits over the penis to keep a man from being erect. That's not a joke it's just and object.
Zenigundam Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Sandstone said: Yes I know there is an opening, I can see. This still doesn't explain why it is a joke. It's just a chastity device. It fits over the penis to keep a man from being erect. That's not a joke it's just and object. Calm down.
Sandstone Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: Calm down. Am I making you uncomfortable Betaboi?
Zenigundam Posted July 13, 2018 Posted July 13, 2018 11 minutes ago, Sandstone said: Am I making you uncomfortable Betaboi? Boy* Use spell check, dude. You also used "and object" instead of "an object" in your other post, but I didn't call you out on it. 😏
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