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How far do you get from the bathroom before you pull out your genitalia?


SwimModSponges

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4 hours ago, SwimModSponges said:

My had is already down my pants about ten feet from the door.

Usually I've got junk in hand and ready to go about five feet away.

Much more efficient.

I’m nekkid the minute I walk in the door.. I have a no clothes policy in my house 

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well, i don't know about genitals hanging out. but if i have to go so bad that i know i can't 

maneuver into the bathroom, get the door closed, and get my pants down, they are pretty much already down by the time i get there. 

and that is usually when i have to pee so bad, that by the time i get to pee, my teeth hurt. 

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Just now, Zenigundam said:

No no no. There's an opening. Eh, nevermind, you just wouldn't understand. 

Yes I know there is an opening, I can see. This still doesn't explain why it is a joke. It's just a chastity device. It fits over the penis to keep a man from being erect. That's not a joke it's just and object. :|

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1 minute ago, Sandstone said:

Yes I know there is an opening, I can see. This still doesn't explain why it is a joke. It's just a chastity device. It fits over the penis to keep a man from being erect. That's not a joke it's just and object. :|

Calm down.

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