Mix Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 I just felt a sudden sharp pain in my anus both serious and joke answers welcome... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scoobdog Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 Is it a regular occurrence? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 minute ago, scoobdog said: Is it a regular occurrence? first time...kinda freaking me out....it was like "woah, wtf was that" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 was it like a demon came by and stabbed you in the ass? that happens to me sometimes too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 it doesn't hurt after the head goes in 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: was it like a demon came by and stabbed you in the ass? that happens to me sometimes too. some...TIMES? how often? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 minute ago, little_girl_lost said: it doesn't hurt after the head goes in HA....yeah, that lie didn't work when I said it 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
death_by_motorboat Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Mix said: some...TIMES? how often? its like a painful stretch and a really annoying itch, and at the same time some hair gets ripped out. but it happens spontaneously without warning or cause. "sometimes......?" id say about 4 times a year Edited May 1, 2018 by mumbo13 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 8 minutes ago, mumbo13 said: its like a painful stretch and a really annoying itch, and at the same time some hair gets ripped out. but it happens spontaneously without warning or cause. "sometimes......?" id say about 4 times a year a stretch and an itch? Do you have hemorrhoids? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Mix said: I just felt a sudden sharp pain in my anus both serious and joke answers welcome... Hemorrhoid Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 hour ago, mthor said: Any blood? No Any change in consistency or shape of stools? Yes Any dark or tarry stools? No Any family history? Idk Any change in appetite or unintended weight loss? I've put on 20 pounds in 4 months I could keep going, but you won't really know until somebody looks at it, and at the very least sticks a finger up your butt, but not in a recreational way. uhhh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Still Me said: Hemorrhoid That's what I googled first, but I really think I have something with this anal cancer thing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 hour ago, Mix said: That's what I googled first, but I really think I have something with this anal cancer thing You are anal cancer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 based on your thorough description and my complete lack of expertise, i'm gonna say you definitely have ass cancer. ...or are developing some kind of ass-based superpower... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 14 minutes ago, Still Me said: You are anal cancer now you're gettin' it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 13 minutes ago, nameraka said: based on your thorough description and my complete lack of expertise, i'm gonna say you definitely have ass cancer. ...or are developing some kind of ass-based superpower... ooh, number 2 please.... I wonder what my superhero name would be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 its probably time for your first colonoscopy anyway 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 1 minute ago, Poof said: its probably time for your first colonoscopy anyway haha, but that's for old people...........oh no ......Poof, ol' buddy ol' pal, am I old people now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mix said: haha, but that's for old people...........oh no ......Poof, ol' buddy ol' pal, am I old people now? you should get your first one when you turn 30. are you 30? is 30 old? (yes) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 BBC not lubed up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 1, 2018 Author Share Posted May 1, 2018 2 minutes ago, Poof said: you should get your first one when you turn 30. are you 30? is 30 old? (yes) i'm 28....not long now before the grim specter darkens my door.....why gawd why Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Poof Posted May 1, 2018 Share Posted May 1, 2018 3 minutes ago, Mix said: I'm 28....not long now before the grim specter darkens my door.....why gawd why 28 is close enough. it'll be fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 5 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: it doesn't hurt after the head goes in Truest answer. Though I'm going to be mad if someone other than me is dicking him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Anal Cancer is farely unlikely, most cancers that occur in that region are prostate and colon cancer. Prostate cancer is very treatable if you catch it early. Colon cancer less so, it's what killed Fara Fawcett and from what I hear it is one of the most excruciating forms of cancer. It is not usually a form of cancer that attacks younger people though. You should go see a doctor if the problem persists or worsen and you should probably have a prostate exam soon anyways. BTW 30 is not old, and definitely don't let embarrassment keep you from life saving treatment. There are plenty of causes for sharp sudden pain in the an us though, it is one of the most sensitive areas of the body, why do you think gays like it so much? Hemroids, polyps, colitis, and a whole host of other medical reasons. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 36 minutes ago, Poof said: 28 is close enough. it'll be fun! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 23 minutes ago, Sandstone said: Anal Cancer is farely unlikely, most cancers that occur in that region are prostate and colon cancer. Prostate cancer is very treatable if you catch it early. Colon cancer less so, it's what killed Fara Fawcett and from what I hear it is one of the most excruciating forms of cancer. It is not usually a form of cancer that attacks younger people though. You should go see a doctor if the problem persists or worsen and you should probably have a prostate exam soon anyways. BTW 30 is not old, and definitely don't let embarrassment keep you from life saving treatment. There are plenty of causes for sharp sudden pain in the an us though, it is one of the most sensitive areas of the body, why do you think gays like it so much? Hemroids, polyps, colitis, and a whole host of other medical reasons. thanks, I feel much better about my possible ass cancer....[insert the more you know rainbow] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 (edited) It could also be something as simple as severe constipation mixed with dehydration. Edited May 2, 2018 by Sandstone 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 20 minutes ago, Sandstone said: It could also be something as simple as severe constipation mixed with dehydration. nah, I drink a gallon of water a day and i'm pretty regular.... to be honest, I'm not really concerned, it was just a weird one time occurence - he said as ass cancer ravaged his body Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Sounds like you have a gay ghost poking around for some bussy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 I'm assuming it feels like a clockwork butt fuck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sandstone Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 9 minutes ago, Mewn said: Sounds like you have a gay ghost poking around for some bussy. Fuck yes girl. btw im on dicsord mk. I need ur girl powas mk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 6 minutes ago, Mewn said: Sounds like you have a gay ghost poking around for some bussy. right......look I was originally gonna post this, but I was told it was insensitive and highly offensive.... I just....I just don't know any more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, lupin_bebop said: I'm assuming it feels like a clockwork butt fuck. I don't remember, was he anally raped in that movie? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Don't think so. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 ah, well then you've lost me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vamped Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Probably feels like 3 gerbils fighting for air 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest The Hound Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Chipotle and Tacobell 8 hours after. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lupin_bebop Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 4 minutes ago, The Hound said: Chipotle and Tacobell 8 hours after. This is actually probably the most accurate description. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 2 hours ago, Vamped said: Probably feels like 3 gerbils fighting for air Idk, saw that show in Mexico and the guy seemed to enjoy it.... probably have to work your way up to it though....start with a baby gerbil or something.....not that I'd do something like that <.< '>.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 1 hour ago, The Hound said: Chipotle and Tacobell 8 hours after. Everything drowned in fire sauce....got out like a man Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 Ok I think I figured it out....but to be 100%...we need @Rogue_Alphonse to inspect your boipussy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Still Me said: Ok I think I figured it out....but to be 100%...we need @Rogue_Alphonse to inspect your boipussy an image of me in a gyno chair just flashed across my mind....I did not look comfortable >.> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted May 2, 2018 Share Posted May 2, 2018 2 minutes ago, Mix said: an image of me in a gyno chair just flashed across my mind....I did not look comfortable >.> And you won’t be...for a long time afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted May 2, 2018 Author Share Posted May 2, 2018 7 minutes ago, Still Me said: And you won’t be...for a long time afterwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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