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NaBarney Monster Mutant

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They thought you were zeni or something so they hid your other thread in a shit folder where you can't see it, so let's do this up right 

@GreatBallsOfJizz

Feel free to yell at me and deny everything if I misidentified you or if, much more likely, you'd prefer to remain anonymous 

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NaBarney Monster Mutant

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  On 4/5/2018 at 7:21 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

It weird as fuck that people thought he was zeni or viper. Nothing about their posting style remotely resembled either one. I thought either bucket or dane at first.

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Man I know. No idea what zeni or viper shenanigans happened yesterday but it seems to have completely scrambled the brains of some of the shitposters. Like I get that not everyone can have my advanced level of forum autism, but holy shit

Wonder how many other returns got quashed due to the mob mistakenly crying alt. Like probably no one good, but still. 

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NaBarney Monster Mutant

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  On 4/5/2018 at 7:25 AM, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Not sure how long I'll hang around, but it's good to see a bunch of you still kicking about. I wish you all nothing but the best.

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I always figured you were probably doing good since you weren't here, but it's good to get some confirmation every year or two.

If you're still on the weed coast say hi to my dad, he's homeless and usually sleeping somewhere on the beach in LA or San Diego county

NaBarney Monster Mutant

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  On 4/5/2018 at 7:41 AM, Derrick Foreal said:

Not convinced. Fuck this dude

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How do you not recognize your own internet kin?

I mean fuck, if you can't be convinced then your loyal tagalongs are just going to continue following your lead and make this another viper thread and we'll end up right back in the dumpster fire folder. Please think this through, you have a responsibility to scoobdog and Co. not to lead them astray (and to everyone else, who really doesn't want to read more of that shit) 

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  On 4/5/2018 at 7:48 AM, Nabloom said:

How do you not recognize your own internet kin?

I mean fuck, if you can't be convinced then your loyal tagalongs are just going to continue following your lead and make this another viper thread and we'll end up right back in the dumpster fire folder. Please think this through, you have a responsibility to scoobdog and Co. not to lead them astray (and to everyone else, who really doesn't want to read more of that shit) 

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how tf did you know it's Musket?

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  On 4/5/2018 at 7:48 AM, Nabloom said:

How do you not recognize your own internet kin?

I mean fuck, if you can't be convinced then your loyal tagalongs are just going to continue following your lead and make this another viper thread and we'll end up right back in the dumpster fire folder. Please think this through, you have a responsibility to scoobdog and Co. not to lead them astray (and to everyone else, who really doesn't want to read more of that shit) 

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bullshit....

NaBarney Monster Mutant

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  On 4/5/2018 at 7:51 AM, Poof said:

how tf did you know it's Musket?

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1. Screen name is GreatBallsOfJizz. Come on. 

2. Clicked tracker and immediately saw a post talking about his dick 

3. Had another post talking about the world being terrible in his signature "the world is terrible" style that's recognizable after you spend like ten years reading his posts 

4. Another telling thing that I won't mention and which may or may not exist but looks good to have here to make it seem like I'm speaking from authority and really know what I'm talking about, and to dissuade people from saying about exhibits 1-3 "that's not enough proof" 

5. Highly specialized, extremely advanced forum autism 

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Doom Metal Alchemist Monster Mutant

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  On 4/5/2018 at 8:05 AM, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Also my first thread was titled Goodness Gracious.

 

I mean what the fuck. This was a joke designed to entertain exactly one person.

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Well I just assumed that was in reference to GreatBallsofJizz, which was just a reference to Great Balls of Fire. That doesn't give me a connection to you, but I wasn't in Babbling for very long.

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You'll do fine, the world cuts you a break at some point if you aren't worthless.

 


Finding out I was right about black holes was the worst thing that ever happened, because I am now incredibly arrogant about all of my observations. No one can tell me anything anymore.

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  On 4/5/2018 at 7:21 AM, Doom Metal Alchemist said:

It weird as fuck that people thought he was zeni or viper. Nothing about their posting style remotely resembled either one. I thought either bucket or dane at first.

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Probably my fault. I legit have had this thing where I'll assume someone is automatically Viper or whatever depending on posting style as a joke. Tinychat days.

NaBarney Monster Mutant

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  On 4/5/2018 at 8:27 AM, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

Finding out I was right about black holes was the worst thing that ever happened, because I am now incredibly arrogant about all of my observations. No one can tell me anything anymore.

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Hell yeah this is the muskest post so far. Right about what about black holes? I thought that Disney documentary from the 70s covered all the facts

 

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NaBarney Monster Mutant

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  On 4/5/2018 at 8:40 AM, Rogue_Alphonse said:

Probably my fault. I legit have had this thing where I'll assume someone is automatically Viper or whatever depending on posting style as a joke. Tinychat days.

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It doesn't help that he actually does have a fleet of alts here

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  On 4/5/2018 at 8:02 AM, Nabloom said:

1. Screen name is GreatBallsOfJizz. Come on. 

2. Clicked tracker and immediately saw a post talking about his dick 

3. Had another post talking about the world being terrible in his signature "the world is terrible" style that's recognizable after you spend like ten years reading his posts 

4. Another telling thing that I won't mention and which may or may not exist but looks good to have here to make it seem like I'm speaking from authority and really know what I'm talking about, and to dissuade people from saying about exhibits 1-3 "that's not enough proof" 

5. Highly specialized, extremely advanced forum autism 

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goddamnit

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  On 4/5/2018 at 8:41 AM, Nabloom said:

 

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I feel like an old person dealing with this site right now, but I have the excuse of legalized marijuana. I was under the impression that black holes were akin to universal dynamos, they shred nearby energy into a purer form and eject it back into the universe. Hawking radiation isn't an anomaly, it's the function.

 

ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY CHANGE FORMS, AND IN A SYSTEM DEFINED IN THIS MANNER A CONSISTENT AMOUNT OF ENERGY WILL EXIST WITHIN THE DEFINED SET. AN UNCHANGING NUMBER, THIS SINGLE NUMBER THAT CHANGES ONLY CATEGORIES.

 

Seeing people apply the universe to math instead of the opposite is a little maddening, but it's becoming fun because I feel like if I applied myself to worldly problems I would have been assassinated long ago.

NaBarney Monster Mutant

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  On 4/5/2018 at 9:04 AM, GreatBallsOfJizz said:

I feel like an old person dealing with this site right now, but I have the excuse of legalized marijuana. I was under the impression that black holes were akin to universal dynamos, they shred nearby energy into a purer form and eject it back into the universe. Hawking radiation isn't an anomaly, it's the function.

 

ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY CHANGE FORMS, AND IN A SYSTEM DEFINED IN THIS MANNER A CONSISTENT AMOUNT OF ENERGY WILL EXIST WITHIN THE DEFINED SET. AN UNCHANGING NUMBER, THIS SINGLE NUMBER THAT CHANGES ONLY CATEGORIES.

 

Seeing people apply the universe to math instead of the opposite is a little maddening, but it's becoming fun because I feel like if I applied myself to worldly problems I would have been assassinated long ago.

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Awesome, awesome. This should settle any doubts about you being you. 

Man I really want legal weed, that scientifically superior, medicine-grade, laboratory shit

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Dude, the $30 eighths are like three week old bomb shit. I hope it ends up federal because legal pot lets a person become the best pothead they can be, if they are inclined to do so. Or they can be stoned all day and wait tables like my idiot ex-neighbor.

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I was gonna go to bed, but I'll say this beforehand. If you save three to five thousand dollars and plan a little bit, you can land anywhere. Cities have a lot of people because there's shit to do there. It all depends on how you want to live your life.

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