NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 They thought you were zeni or something so they hid your other thread in a shit folder where you can't see it, so let's do this up right @GreatBallsOfJizz Feel free to yell at me and deny everything if I misidentified you or if, much more likely, you'd prefer to remain anonymous 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 I would have preferred to remain anonymous, but I'm not some asshole that doesn't want to say hi to people. 1
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 It weird as fuck that people thought he was zeni or viper. Nothing about their posting style remotely resembled either one. I thought either bucket or dane at first.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I would have preferred to remain anonymous, but I'm not some faggot that doesn't want to say hi to people. Your first mistake was to acknowledge you already knew us. But welcome back.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) Not sure how long I'll hang around, but it's good to see a bunch of you still kicking about. I wish you all nothing but the best. Edited April 5, 2018 by GreatBallsOfJizz 2
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Author Posted April 5, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: It weird as fuck that people thought he was zeni or viper. Nothing about their posting style remotely resembled either one. I thought either bucket or dane at first. Man I know. No idea what zeni or viper shenanigans happened yesterday but it seems to have completely scrambled the brains of some of the shitposters. Like I get that not everyone can have my advanced level of forum autism, but holy shit Wonder how many other returns got quashed due to the mob mistakenly crying alt. Like probably no one good, but still. 2
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Author Posted April 5, 2018 1 minute ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Not sure how long I'll hang around, but it's good to see a bunch of you still kicking about. I wish you all nothing but the best. I always figured you were probably doing good since you weren't here, but it's good to get some confirmation every year or two. If you're still on the weed coast say hi to my dad, he's homeless and usually sleeping somewhere on the beach in LA or San Diego county
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Author Posted April 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Derrick Foreal said: Not convinced. Fuck this dude How do you not recognize your own internet kin? I mean fuck, if you can't be convinced then your loyal tagalongs are just going to continue following your lead and make this another viper thread and we'll end up right back in the dumpster fire folder. Please think this through, you have a responsibility to scoobdog and Co. not to lead them astray (and to everyone else, who really doesn't want to read more of that shit) 1
Poof Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 2 minutes ago, Nabloom said: How do you not recognize your own internet kin? I mean fuck, if you can't be convinced then your loyal tagalongs are just going to continue following your lead and make this another viper thread and we'll end up right back in the dumpster fire folder. Please think this through, you have a responsibility to scoobdog and Co. not to lead them astray (and to everyone else, who really doesn't want to read more of that shit) how tf did you know it's Musket?
André Toulon Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Nabloom said: How do you not recognize your own internet kin? I mean fuck, if you can't be convinced then your loyal tagalongs are just going to continue following your lead and make this another viper thread and we'll end up right back in the dumpster fire folder. Please think this through, you have a responsibility to scoobdog and Co. not to lead them astray (and to everyone else, who really doesn't want to read more of that shit) bullshit....
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 7 minutes ago, Poof said: how tf did you know it's Musket? He's brighter than he let's you know. And he will probably die alone. But that will not bother him. He will have enjoyed the life he had. 1
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Author Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) 10 minutes ago, Poof said: how tf did you know it's Musket? 1. Screen name is GreatBallsOfJizz. Come on. 2. Clicked tracker and immediately saw a post talking about his dick 3. Had another post talking about the world being terrible in his signature "the world is terrible" style that's recognizable after you spend like ten years reading his posts 4. Another telling thing that I won't mention and which may or may not exist but looks good to have here to make it seem like I'm speaking from authority and really know what I'm talking about, and to dissuade people from saying about exhibits 1-3 "that's not enough proof" 5. Highly specialized, extremely advanced forum autism Edited April 5, 2018 by Nabloom
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 Also my first thread was titled Goodness Gracious. I mean what the fuck. This was a joke designed to entertain exactly one person.
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 Just now, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Also my first thread was titled Goodness Gracious. I mean what the fuck. This was a joke designed to entertain exactly one person. Well I just assumed that was in reference to GreatBallsofJizz, which was just a reference to Great Balls of Fire. That doesn't give me a connection to you, but I wasn't in Babbling for very long.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 I am a juvenile person. Also I post hard and fast like the old days.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 Also also also also. I hate reading my thoughts sometimes.
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Author Posted April 5, 2018 16 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: And he will probably die alone. O for sure, idk about the rest of it all but you got that part right.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 You'll do fine, the world cuts you a break at some point if you aren't worthless. Finding out I was right about black holes was the worst thing that ever happened, because I am now incredibly arrogant about all of my observations. No one can tell me anything anymore.
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 1 hour ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I would have preferred to remain anonymous, but I'm not some asshole that doesn't want to say hi to people. I was fucking around last night out of curiosity, I'll admit. But please be easy on the slurs. 1
Rogue_Alphonse Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 1 hour ago, Doom Metal Alchemist said: It weird as fuck that people thought he was zeni or viper. Nothing about their posting style remotely resembled either one. I thought either bucket or dane at first. Probably my fault. I legit have had this thing where I'll assume someone is automatically Viper or whatever depending on posting style as a joke. Tinychat days.
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Author Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) 33 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Finding out I was right about black holes was the worst thing that ever happened, because I am now incredibly arrogant about all of my observations. No one can tell me anything anymore. Hell yeah this is the muskest post so far. Right about what about black holes? I thought that Disney documentary from the 70s covered all the facts Edited April 5, 2018 by Nabloom
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Author Posted April 5, 2018 Just now, Rogue_Alphonse said: Probably my fault. I legit have had this thing where I'll assume someone is automatically Viper or whatever depending on posting style as a joke. Tinychat days. It doesn't help that he actually does have a fleet of alts here
Poof Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 (edited) 47 minutes ago, Nabloom said: 1. Screen name is GreatBallsOfJizz. Come on. 2. Clicked tracker and immediately saw a post talking about his dick 3. Had another post talking about the world being terrible in his signature "the world is terrible" style that's recognizable after you spend like ten years reading his posts 4. Another telling thing that I won't mention and which may or may not exist but looks good to have here to make it seem like I'm speaking from authority and really know what I'm talking about, and to dissuade people from saying about exhibits 1-3 "that's not enough proof" 5. Highly specialized, extremely advanced forum autism goddamnit Edited April 5, 2018 by Poof
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 6 minutes ago, Nabloom said: I feel like an old person dealing with this site right now, but I have the excuse of legalized marijuana. I was under the impression that black holes were akin to universal dynamos, they shred nearby energy into a purer form and eject it back into the universe. Hawking radiation isn't an anomaly, it's the function. ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY CHANGE FORMS, AND IN A SYSTEM DEFINED IN THIS MANNER A CONSISTENT AMOUNT OF ENERGY WILL EXIST WITHIN THE DEFINED SET. AN UNCHANGING NUMBER, THIS SINGLE NUMBER THAT CHANGES ONLY CATEGORIES. Seeing people apply the universe to math instead of the opposite is a little maddening, but it's becoming fun because I feel like if I applied myself to worldly problems I would have been assassinated long ago.
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Author Posted April 5, 2018 3 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: I feel like an old person dealing with this site right now, but I have the excuse of legalized marijuana. I was under the impression that black holes were akin to universal dynamos, they shred nearby energy into a purer form and eject it back into the universe. Hawking radiation isn't an anomaly, it's the function. ENERGY CANNOT BE CREATED OR DESTROYED, IT CAN ONLY CHANGE FORMS, AND IN A SYSTEM DEFINED IN THIS MANNER A CONSISTENT AMOUNT OF ENERGY WILL EXIST WITHIN THE DEFINED SET. AN UNCHANGING NUMBER, THIS SINGLE NUMBER THAT CHANGES ONLY CATEGORIES. Seeing people apply the universe to math instead of the opposite is a little maddening, but it's becoming fun because I feel like if I applied myself to worldly problems I would have been assassinated long ago. Awesome, awesome. This should settle any doubts about you being you. Man I really want legal weed, that scientifically superior, medicine-grade, laboratory shit
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 Dude, the $30 eighths are like three week old bomb shit. I hope it ends up federal because legal pot lets a person become the best pothead they can be, if they are inclined to do so. Or they can be stoned all day and wait tables like my idiot ex-neighbor.
scoobdog Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 1 hour ago, stilgar said: Why is nab the worst? Let him have his one shining victory. After he's done patting himself on the back, he'll go back to irrelevance. 2
NaBarney Posted April 5, 2018 Author Posted April 5, 2018 9 minutes ago, GreatBallsOfJizz said: Dude, the $30 eighths are like three week old bomb shit. Jesus, it hurts. If y'all weren't always on fire and running out of water I'd already be out there 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 I was gonna go to bed, but I'll say this beforehand. If you save three to five thousand dollars and plan a little bit, you can land anywhere. Cities have a lot of people because there's shit to do there. It all depends on how you want to live your life.
Codename: Jackass Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 This guy seems nothing like Viper or Zeni... Hmm, must be one of them. 2
discolé monade Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 of all the boards in all the interwebs. wb 1
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 As you should be. Give me $5000. You can hide where it went.
fuggnificent Posted April 5, 2018 Posted April 5, 2018 Musket has the personality of a ruined orgasm.
RainyDayJizz#35 Posted April 6, 2018 Posted April 6, 2018 11 hours ago, fuggnificent said: Musket has the personality of a ruined orgasm. What did I ever do to you? I suppose I should thank everyone that gave a warm welcome. Glad to see you as well! And I mean that as forcefully as possible.
Recommended Posts