Drunkenwarrior Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 So, for 40 bucks, you could have an awesome night 1
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 anyone who would give a blowjob for $5 is not to be trusted 2
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Drunkenwarrior said: So, for 40 bucks, you could have an awesome night 37.5 actually
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Naraku4656 said: anyone who would give a blowjob for $5 is not to be trusted you could always throw in a nice tip?
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Poof said: She must like anal Idk is 10 bucks a good deal?
cyberbully Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said: anyone who would give a blowjob for $5 is not to be trusted How would you know?
Drunkenwarrior Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Phillies said: 37.5 actually Throw in a tip for effort
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, cyberbully said: How would you know? I thought that alt was banned.
cyberbully Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Phillies said: I thought that alt was banned. I haven't ever been banned on UEMB 1
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, nameraka said: how will i know if i've been triggered? You will start fapping uncontrollably.
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 1 minute ago, Still Me said: Triggered? Triggered? Try again... get that goddamn thing outta here. I am going on disability anyway.
Still Me Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Phillies said: get that goddamn thing outta here. I am going on disability anyway. 1 1 1
StarPanda Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 Thasts miku, that gray wig isn't foolinbg anyone 1
lupin_bebop Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 Nope, but I know you will be triggered by this and this. 1
lupin_bebop Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 8 minutes ago, Still Me said: Triggered? Triggered? Try again...
Poof Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 23 minutes ago, Phillies said: Idk is 10 bucks a good deal? It’s not the dollar amount it’s that it’s cheaper than pussy 1
lupin_bebop Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 13 minutes ago, Still Me said: Triggered? Triggered? Try again... 10 minutes ago, Phillies said: get that goddamn thing outta here. I am going on disability anyway.
cyberbully Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 8 minutes ago, Phillies said: get that goddamn thing outta here. I am going on disability anyway. Good luck with that...I hear maintaining those benefits is just like having a job and you can't send an imaginary anime bitch to keep your appointments. 1
lupin_bebop Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, cyberbully said: Good luck with that...I hear maintaining those benefits is just like having a job and you can't send an imaginary anime bitch to keep your appointments.
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, cyberbully said: Good luck with that...I hear maintaining those benefits is just like having a job and you can't send an imaginary anime bitch to keep your appointments. Thats only for ssd. I am getting the basic disability package... its only 735 bucks per month plus food stamps and medicaid... so I just stand in this long black line.... and I'm not being racist but that is how the line always looks at the local social service office.
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, StarPanda said: Thasts miku, that gray wig isn't foolinbg anyone stahp
Poof Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, Phillies said: Thats only for ssd. I am getting the basic disability package... its only 735 bucks per month plus food stamps and medicaid... so I just stand in this long black line.... and I'm not being racist but that is how the line always looks at the local social service office. You’re disabled?
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Poof said: You’re disabled? I have bipolar. And I haven't applied for disability yet. Last job I had was in 2014.
enad Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 2 hours ago, Phillies said: 37.5 actually I see you're not one to tip.
cyberbully Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Phillies said: Thats only for ssd. I am getting the basic disability package... its only 735 bucks per month plus food stamps and medicaid... so I just stand in this long black line.... and I'm not being racist but that is how the line always looks at the local social service office. LMAO.....You are a fucking idiot. This isn't Direct TV motherfucker. Edited March 4, 2018 by cyberbully 1
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, cyberbully said: LMAO.....You are a fucking idiot. why? what do I care? I got a better retirement plan then you do
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: why? what do I care? I got a better retirement plan then you do only if your dad actually writes you in for his money. he could still donate it and i hope he does
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 i wish i could opt for my taxes to specifically not go to you. like write to the fed and say "literally give it to anyone else i don't care" 1 3
André Toulon Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: why? what do I care? I got a better retirement plan then you do Yeah, them imaginary millions....Can't wait until you blow by me in that new Bugatti
stilgar Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 4 minutes ago, Phillies said: I have bipolar. And I haven't applied for disability yet. Last job I had was in 2014. Ha, you aren't getting disability if all you have is bipolar. 1
discolé monade Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 (edited) ok. i have a quick question. you haven't worked since 2014. and i assume that's because of this disability? have you been keeping accurate accounts of how this disability made you unable TO work *edit* prior to 2014? Edited March 4, 2018 by discolemonade 1
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 2 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: Yeah, them imaginary millions....Can't wait until you blow by me in that new Bugatti I'm going to use it to construct the worlds biggest pillow. Which will only further my fame.
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 (edited) 1 minute ago, discolemonade said: ok. i have a quick question. you haven't worked since 2014. and i assume that's because of this disability? have you been keeping accurate accounts of how this disability made you unable TO work? No I haven't even applied for this yet. Last job I had was is 2014, got shit canned for being dope sick at work, like literally the boss said you are leaving- time to go. Spent a year trying to get clean, then my mental health starting getting really bad and I am still trying to fix it. edit: last opiate was in 2016 march 19 Edited March 4, 2018 by Phillies
André Toulon Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 You have one hell of an imagination there, kiddo. I hope that keeps you warm when you get laughed out of the social security office.
discolé monade Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 ok. so after you were clean, and your mental health started going and trying to fix it. i will now assume that you have a psychologist and/or a psychiatrist. *you need both for bipolar?* 1
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Noboru Yamaguchi said: You have one hell of an imagination there, kiddo. I hope that keeps you warm when you get laughed out of the social security office. Go do some research on that before you go making that claim.. yes there is no gaurentee I will get it. 8-10% of the disability is for mental health reasons, I believe neurological issues have been excluded from that fact.
Poof Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 5 minutes ago, stilgar said: Ha, you aren't getting disability if all you have is bipolar. If he’s been seeing mental health ppl for years and it’s very well documented it’s possible. It has to be quite debilitating. 1
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 Just now, discolemonade said: ok. so after you were clean, and your mental health started going and trying to fix it. i will now assume that you have a psychologist and/or a psychiatrist. *you need both for bipolar?* Yes I have both. 1
bnmjy Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 This thread. I wish we still had a fap smiley, not for that cancerous op pic, of course. 1 1
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Poof said: If he’s been seeing mental health ppl for years and it’s very well documented it’s possible. It has to be quite debilitating. The judge who hears my case has doctor friends.. multiple in fact so its kind of scary because my record doesn't look that impressive compared to some bipolar's. However I can prove I've been in treatment for 10 years now, and I've been to rehab 2x for dope, criminal record, etc, so at least I do appear to be a hopeless mental health case on some basic level.
Poof Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 3 minutes ago, Phillies said: The judge who hears my case has doctor friends.. multiple in fact so its kind of scary because my record doesn't look that impressive compared to some bipolar's. However I can prove I've been in treatment for 10 years now, and I've been to rehab 2x for dope, criminal record, etc, so at least I do appear to be a hopeless mental health case on some basic level. You don’t have to prove anything to me. I believe you, and I don’t live w/u idk how bad it is to tell you you’re wrong or anything.
stilgar Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 44 minutes ago, Poof said: If he’s been seeing mental health ppl for years and it’s very well documented it’s possible. It has to be quite debilitating. Unless he is in his 40s at least he ain't getting shit for bipolar.
Naraku4656 Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 11 minutes ago, stilgar said: Unless he is in his 40s at least he ain't getting shit for bipolar. i would -think- his parents would be done with that shit by his 30's and make him get a job by then. if not then well they're not really helping 1
PhilosipherStoned Posted March 4, 2018 Posted March 4, 2018 Bro just bring Waifu with you and maybe they'll throw a few more mental issues in the bag. 3 1
Phillies Posted March 4, 2018 Author Posted March 4, 2018 1 hour ago, PhilosipherStoned said: Bro just bring Waifu with you and maybe they'll throw a few more mental issues in the bag. Not sure how to respond to that.
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