Gemini Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 10 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Welp…my curiosity is piqued. Don’t leave us hanging, man! If I can remember them. (I only did one chorus and part of the bridge.) Don't go breaking my fart. I couldn't if I tried. Oh, God! I think my butthole exploded! I think it came from behind. Woo hoo! Nobody knows it! I did not make a sound. Are your pants brown? Woo hoo! Nobody knows it! I am not proud. What's that brown cloud? Ooooh oh. I gave you my fart! Don't go breaking my fart. I won't go breaking your fart. That's all I've got so far. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 I don't really feel too bad for idiot teens who end up killing themselves subway surfing 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 Allergy headaches suck ass. Can I just roll my eyes into my head and "shut down" for the day, please? I want a do-over. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 Did I really just get this far into Nepheli Loux’s questline for her to just randomly die, locking me clear out of the rest of it? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 Me: I really need to get base details down on 50-75 items tonight so I can start micro detailing and resin work this weekend. Also Me: Let's eat an entire bag of cheese popcorn with extra neon orange powder that will have to be sandblasted off my fingertips yet will still stain all the things. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 1 hour ago, katt_goddess said: Me: I really need to get base details down on 50-75 items tonight so I can start micro detailing and resin work this weekend. Also Me: Let's eat an entire bag of cheese popcorn with extra neon orange powder that will have to be sandblasted off my fingertips yet will still stain all the things. What brand was it? I looooooooooooooooooooooove cheese popcorn with extra neon orange powder that will have to be sandblasted off one's fingertips yet will stain all the things. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted June 30, 2023 Share Posted June 30, 2023 30 minutes ago, Gemini said: What brand was it? I looooooooooooooooooooooove cheese popcorn with extra neon orange powder that will have to be sandblasted off one's fingertips yet will stain all the things. 'Brim's Snack Foods' aka Dollar Store brand weird popcorn. They always seem to turn my fingertips more orange than actual Cheetos. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 28 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: 'Brim's Snack Foods' aka Dollar Store brand weird popcorn. They always seem to turn my fingertips more orange than actual Cheetos. Ooh! I hope it's at Dollar General. (It probably isn't, but I'm gonna look next time I'm there.) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 Need to go see a specialist for a very serious medical issue, and they won’t be able to see me until probably October. Hope I survive. 😬 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 46 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Need to go see a specialist for a very serious medical issue, and they won’t be able to see me until probably October. Hope I survive. 😬 Is there anything you can do while you're waiting? Because that's a long time to wait, man. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 2 minutes ago, Gemini said: Is there anything you can do while you're waiting? Because that's a long time to wait, man. They did say there's another specialist a little further away that might be able to see me sooner, but I don't know if it's too late to change my mind. I will call Monday, though. Also, as stupid as this may seem, what I'm going through will (I'm 99% sure) require surgery. I won't say no to that, but having it very soon might make me miss my vacation that I very desperately need. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 1, 2023 Share Posted July 1, 2023 (edited) Yeah, hi. It’s me again, with another mild complaint. I had a big “sit on my ass and watch TV” day planned today, but my remote has mysteriously gone missing. I’ve been very irritable today as a result. Edited July 2, 2023 by The_annoying_one So many grammatical errors, so little time. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 I'm not saying I'm not confident that DirecTV and Nexstar will solve their dispute before their local channels go off, just like Mission's did in October. I'm just saying I Googled when their service agreements with Sinclair and Tegna might expire. Again, just saying. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 18 minutes ago, Seight said: I'm not saying I'm not confident that DirecTV and Nexstar will solve their dispute before their local channels go off, just like Mission's did in October. I'm just saying I Googled when their service agreements with Sinclair and Tegna might expire. Again, just saying. I had DirecTV for over 20 years until I finally gave them up about 6 months ago. So glad I did. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 I did not know this was a thing and now I kind of hate life. 1 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted July 2, 2023 Share Posted July 2, 2023 39 minutes ago, katt_goddess said: I did not know this was a thing and now I kind of hate life. this looks amazing actually, i kinda want to go 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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The_annoying_one Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 So, I guess Doordash wants me to specifically ask for a straw every time I get a drink from somewhere? Second time in a row (2 different places) they decided not to give me one. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 (edited) Hey, Grandad! If you want to make sure that Nin doesn’t stay up for days on end, tell me and we’ll give her some sleeping pills so she can sleep and won’t be so weak that she falls over when she’s done using the restroom! Communicate with me! Edited July 3, 2023 by Gemini 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 god damnit vape cart batteries are cheap as fuck these days. my cute one is on its last leg and my new one is already falling apart. so frustrating, how am i supposed to get high enough to do a good job at work? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Lynnrael said: god damnit vape cart batteries are cheap as fuck these days. my cute one is on its last leg and my new one is already falling apart. so frustrating, how am i supposed to get high enough to do a good job at work? ok? well i lost one my reesceaher books for my novel cant find it Edited July 3, 2023 by ghostrek Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 Just now, ghostrek said: ok? i think so Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 3 minutes ago, Lynnrael said: i think so ok Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 Just now, ghostrek said: ok i hope you find your research book, that sounds really frustrating. also it's cool that you're writing a novel Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 2 minutes ago, Lynnrael said: i hope you find your research book, that sounds really frustrating. also it's cool that you're writing a novel well yes think king arthur and world war 2 kinda Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 12 minutes ago, ghostrek said: well yes think king arthur and world war 2 kinda interesting, sounds like a unique take on the Arthurian legend Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ghostrek Posted July 3, 2023 Share Posted July 3, 2023 4 minutes ago, Lynnrael said: interesting, sounds like a unique take on the Arthurian legend yes it is but i think i can pull it off 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted July 4, 2023 Share Posted July 4, 2023 sleep deprivation is a fuck 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted July 6, 2023 Share Posted July 6, 2023 (edited) i genuinely do not fucking understand the drivers here. they religiously hold to speed limits even when they don't have to, so one would think they're all just spineless cowards, but then they love to do annoying and risky shit like tailgating really close or edging into the road to make a LEFT turn, intersecting my turning path so now i have to be really careful about that or make absurdly wide turns. the drivers here are the only bad thing about this state but holy shit do they suck let me be clear, this wasn't moving sightly into the intersection to make a left, they had a stop sign and i didn't, i was making a left onto the road they were coming from. they should have waited until i was done turning, but everyone here seems to do that shit Edited July 6, 2023 by Lynnrael Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 Oh, no. They "killed" Frankenstein's Monster's French Canadian...son?...with fire...I guess? Impact! Wrestling, what the fuck are you doing? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 10 minutes ago, Gemini said: Oh, no. They "killed" Frankenstein's Monster's French Canadian...son?...with fire...I guess? Impact! Wrestling, what the fuck are you doing? Not PCO!! If people wanna constantly start shit with me on Facebook, I’ll fight back no problem. I have officially reached the age of “I just don’t give a fuck anymore.” Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 7, 2023 Share Posted July 7, 2023 43 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Not PCO!! Yes, PCO. You'd think they'd have him say "AAAAAAAH! FIRE BAD! AAAAAAH!" 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 i deeply regret eating so many hot Cheetos last night. owie 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 How can I feel so damn lonely if I don’t even like being around people most of the time? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 ah fuck, I'm eating hot Cheetos again. I'm so sorry future me, but they're so good 1 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 4 hours ago, Lynnrael said: ah fuck, I'm eating hot Cheetos again. I'm so sorry future me, but they're so good Have you tried Mexican Street Corn Cheetos? I think they’re my new favorite. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lynnrael Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 8 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said: Have you tried Mexican Street Corn Cheetos? I think they’re my new favorite. wait, they have elote Cheetos!? i need to try them asap! 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 Words cannot express just how much I love waking up in the middle of the night extremely thirsty, reaching for the glass of water on my bedside table, missing my grip on it, and knocking it to the floor. It’s happened twice now in the past week alone. 🤦♂️ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasqueradeOverture Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 I came upon the sentence "smegma and yeast just adds to the feast" and I wish to fucking die. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gemini Posted July 8, 2023 Share Posted July 8, 2023 Alzheimer's Disease sucks ass. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 I’m on my state’s Do Not Call List. I pay a monthly fee for a spam call blocker. I have my phone set up to only accept calls from people in my contacts. I got at least a dozen spam calls today, on a Saturday, each from a totally different number that is not in my contacts. What in the actual fucking shit else do I have to do?! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Sucks when you wanna eat breakfast but body says no gorta make lotta doody first bruv Ends up like you feel hungrier going to bed then when you wake Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Omfg, close the door. Why in the hell do you open the door, say you forgot something and go running back to your room, leaving the door open.... y'all scared of the wasps nest, but fuck it ...maybe they'll be chill if we let them in the fucking house. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
[classic swim] Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 Excessive fireworks nonstop all week long has flared up my tinnitus. And it keeps fucking going. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 9, 2023 Share Posted July 9, 2023 13 hours ago, The_annoying_one said: I’m on my state’s Do Not Call List. I pay a monthly fee for a spam call blocker. I have my phone set up to only accept calls from people in my contacts. I got at least a dozen spam calls today, on a Saturday, each from a totally different number that is not in my contacts. What in the actual fucking shit else do I have to do?! Send an e-mail to your state's AG with the complaint that you are on the list and paying for additional services to stop these things but those services are now failing you while still making money off of you. Include the list of non-contact numbers. There is supposed to be a further crackdown of those figuring out how to skirt the No Call lists, hold feet to the fire. * * * I hate having a day where I can sleep in and I can't sleep in. Even the kitten was wondering what my damage was when I miserably got up at 7a still yawning my brains out. 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackrose321 Posted July 10, 2023 Share Posted July 10, 2023 I feel like planning our summer activities is taking way too long because my husband keeps thinking of things backwards, like asking where we'll be staying when we go to the ren faire when we haven't even established where the dogs will be. We can't leave 3 dogs unattended for 3 days...so step 1 should be finding a safe place for them before we worry about booking ourselves a room, which is the far easier part. And then we kept going back and forth over whether we're going to Cedar Point for weeks because he's indecisive. And it's already freaking July 10! 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 Me: This book of humorous essays should be good work-safe reading. The title of the page that pops up just as people are clustering around behind me to check the next week's schedule: 'SHOULD I WAX MY F-ING ASSHOLE?' It's only Monday. I'm thinking of calling in dead tomorrow. -.-; 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_annoying_one Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 Seriously, how the hell do you manage to screw up an order of one burger and a large fry?! It ain’t rocket surgery, dumbasses! 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seight Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 The New York Times Doesn't Believe It Needs A Full-Time Sports Department Anymore. But In This Iowa Diner, Undecided Voters Aren't So Sure. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
viperxmns Posted July 11, 2023 Share Posted July 11, 2023 I NEED TO RANT IN GIBBERISH ALKHOOMECH KABADADANGA! ECHMEENO POOLONGO OLFENH, GLAPANADAPO! SEGMENSHESIFI, FLEBENGODON! CRELL! HILDOMONEEPON SPOLOTONGEEE! thank 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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