rants Haters/Complainers: Legacy of Spleen

[Gemini]

10 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Welp…my curiosity is piqued. Don’t leave us hanging, man!

If I can remember them. (I only did one chorus and part of the bridge.)

Don't go breaking my fart.
I couldn't if I tried.
Oh, God! I think my butthole exploded!
I think it came from behind.

Woo hoo! Nobody knows it!
I did not make a sound.
Are your pants brown?
Woo hoo! Nobody knows it!
I am not proud.
What's that brown cloud?
Ooooh oh. I gave you my fart!

Don't go breaking my fart.
I won't go breaking your fart.

 

That's all I've got so far.

[viperxmns]

I don't really feel too bad for idiot teens who end up killing themselves subway surfing

[Gemini]

Allergy headaches suck ass. Can I just roll my eyes into my head and "shut down" for the day, please? I want a do-over.

[The_annoying_one]

Did I really just get this far into Nepheli Loux’s questline for her to just randomly die, locking me clear out of the rest of it? 

[katt_goddess]

Me: I really need to get base details down on 50-75 items tonight so I can start micro detailing and resin work this weekend.

Also Me: Let's eat an entire bag of cheese popcorn with extra neon orange powder that will have to be sandblasted off my fingertips yet will still stain all the things.

[Gemini]

1 hour ago, katt_goddess said:

Me: I really need to get base details down on 50-75 items tonight so I can start micro detailing and resin work this weekend.

Also Me: Let's eat an entire bag of cheese popcorn with extra neon orange powder that will have to be sandblasted off my fingertips yet will still stain all the things.

What brand was it? I looooooooooooooooooooooove cheese popcorn with extra neon orange powder that will have to be sandblasted off one's fingertips yet will stain all the things.

[katt_goddess]

30 minutes ago, Gemini said:

What brand was it? I looooooooooooooooooooooove cheese popcorn with extra neon orange powder that will have to be sandblasted off one's fingertips yet will stain all the things.

'Brim's Snack Foods'

aka Dollar Store brand weird popcorn. They always seem to turn my fingertips more orange than actual Cheetos. 

[Gemini]

28 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

'Brim's Snack Foods'

aka Dollar Store brand weird popcorn. They always seem to turn my fingertips more orange than actual Cheetos. 

Ooh! I hope it's at Dollar General. (It probably isn't, but I'm gonna look next time I'm there.)

[The_annoying_one]

Need to go see a specialist for a very serious medical issue, and they won’t be able to see me until probably October.

Hope I survive. 😬

[Gemini]

46 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Need to go see a specialist for a very serious medical issue, and they won’t be able to see me until probably October.

Hope I survive. 😬

Is there anything you can do while you're waiting? Because that's a long time to wait, man.

[The_annoying_one]

2 minutes ago, Gemini said:

Is there anything you can do while you're waiting? Because that's a long time to wait, man.

They did say there's another specialist a little further away that might be able to see me sooner, but I don't know if it's too late to change my mind. I will call Monday, though.

Also, as stupid as this may seem, what I'm going through will (I'm 99% sure) require surgery. I won't say no to that, but having it very soon might make me miss my vacation that I very desperately need.

[The_annoying_one]

Yeah, hi. It’s me again, with another mild complaint.

I had a big “sit on my ass and watch TV” day planned today, but my remote has mysteriously gone missing. I’ve been very irritable today as a result. 

Edited July 2, 2023 by The_annoying_one
So many grammatical errors, so little time.

[Seight]

I'm not saying I'm not confident that DirecTV and Nexstar will solve their dispute before their local channels go off, just like Mission's did in October.

I'm just saying I Googled when their service agreements with Sinclair and Tegna might expire. Again, just saying.

[The_annoying_one]

18 minutes ago, Seight said:

I'm not saying I'm not confident that DirecTV and Nexstar will solve their dispute before their local channels go off, just like Mission's did in October.

I'm just saying I Googled when their service agreements with Sinclair and Tegna might expire. Again, just saying.

I had DirecTV for over 20 years until I finally gave them up about 6 months ago. So glad I did.

[katt_goddess]

I did not know this was a thing and now I kind of hate life.

[Lynnrael]

39 minutes ago, katt_goddess said:

I did not know this was a thing and now I kind of hate life.

this looks amazing actually, i kinda want to go

[Seight]

[The_annoying_one]

So, I guess Doordash wants me to specifically ask for a straw every time I get a drink from somewhere? Second time in a row (2 different places) they decided not to give me one.

[Gemini]

Hey, Grandad! If you want to make sure that Nin doesn’t stay up for days on end, tell me and we’ll give her some sleeping pills so she can sleep and won’t be so weak that she falls over when she’s done using the restroom! Communicate with me!

Edited July 3, 2023 by Gemini

[Lynnrael]

god damnit vape cart batteries are cheap as fuck these days. my cute one is on its last leg and my new one is already falling apart. so frustrating, how am i supposed to get high enough to do a good job at work? 

[ghostrek]

5 minutes ago, Lynnrael said:

god damnit vape cart batteries are cheap as fuck these days. my cute one is on its last leg and my new one is already falling apart. so frustrating, how am i supposed to get high enough to do a good job at work? 

ok?    well  i  lost  one my  reesceaher  books for my novel cant find it

Edited July 3, 2023 by ghostrek

[Lynnrael]

Just now, ghostrek said:

ok?

i think so

[ghostrek]

3 minutes ago, Lynnrael said:

i think so

ok

[Lynnrael]

Just now, ghostrek said:

ok

i hope you find your research book, that sounds really frustrating. also it's cool that you're writing a novel

[ghostrek]

2 minutes ago, Lynnrael said:

i hope you find your research book, that sounds really frustrating. also it's cool that you're writing a novel

well yes think king arthur and world war 2 kinda 

[Lynnrael]

12 minutes ago, ghostrek said:

well yes think king arthur and world war 2 kinda 

interesting, sounds like a unique take on the Arthurian legend

[ghostrek]

4 minutes ago, Lynnrael said:

interesting, sounds like a unique take on the Arthurian legend

yes  it is   

but i think i can pull it off

[Lynnrael]

sleep deprivation is a fuck

[Lynnrael]

i genuinely do not fucking understand the drivers here. they religiously hold to speed limits even when they don't have to, so one would think they're all just spineless cowards, but then they love to do annoying and risky shit like tailgating really close or edging into the road to make a LEFT turn, intersecting my turning path so now i have to be really careful about that or make absurdly wide turns. 

the drivers here are the only bad thing about this state but holy shit do they suck

let me be clear, this wasn't moving sightly into the intersection to make a left, they had a stop sign and i didn't, i was making a left onto the road they were coming from. they should have waited until i was done turning, but everyone here seems to do that shit

Edited July 6, 2023 by Lynnrael

[Gemini]

Oh, no. They "killed" Frankenstein's Monster's French Canadian...son?...with fire...I guess? Impact! Wrestling, what the fuck are you doing?

[The_annoying_one]

10 minutes ago, Gemini said:

Oh, no. They "killed" Frankenstein's Monster's French Canadian...son?...with fire...I guess? Impact! Wrestling, what the fuck are you doing?

Not PCO!! 
 

If people wanna constantly start shit with me on Facebook, I’ll fight back no problem. I have officially reached the age of “I just don’t give a fuck anymore.” 

[Gemini]

43 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Not PCO!!

Yes, PCO. You'd think they'd have him say "AAAAAAAH! FIRE BAD! AAAAAAH!"

[Lynnrael]

i deeply regret eating so many hot Cheetos last night. owie

[The_annoying_one]

How can I feel so damn lonely if I don’t even like being around people most of the time?

[Lynnrael]

ah fuck, I'm eating hot Cheetos again. I'm so sorry future me, but they're so good

[The_annoying_one]

4 hours ago, Lynnrael said:

ah fuck, I'm eating hot Cheetos again. I'm so sorry future me, but they're so good

Have you tried Mexican Street Corn Cheetos? I think they’re my new favorite.

[Lynnrael]

8 minutes ago, The_annoying_one said:

Have you tried Mexican Street Corn Cheetos? I think they’re my new favorite.

wait, they have elote Cheetos!? i need to try them asap!

[The_annoying_one]

Words cannot express just how much I love waking up in the middle of the night extremely thirsty, reaching for the glass of water on my bedside table, missing my grip on it, and knocking it to the floor.

It’s happened twice now in the past week alone. 🤦‍♂️

[MasqueradeOverture]

I came upon the sentence "smegma and yeast just adds to the feast" and I wish to fucking die.

[Gemini]

Alzheimer's Disease sucks ass.

[The_annoying_one]

I’m on my state’s Do Not Call List. I pay a monthly fee for a spam call blocker. I have my phone set up to only accept calls from people in my contacts.

 I got at least a dozen spam calls today, on a Saturday, each from a totally different number that is not in my contacts.

What in the actual fucking shit else do I have to do?!

[viperxmns]

Sucks when you wanna eat breakfast but body says no gorta make lotta doody first bruv

Ends up like you feel hungrier going to bed then when you wake

[André Toulon]

Omfg, close the door. Why in the hell do you open the door, say you forgot something and go running back to your room, leaving the door open.... y'all scared of the wasps nest, but fuck it ...maybe they'll be chill if we let them in the fucking house.

[[classic swim]]

Excessive fireworks nonstop all week long has flared up my tinnitus.

And it keeps fucking going.

[katt_goddess]

13 hours ago, The_annoying_one said:

I’m on my state’s Do Not Call List. I pay a monthly fee for a spam call blocker. I have my phone set up to only accept calls from people in my contacts.

 I got at least a dozen spam calls today, on a Saturday, each from a totally different number that is not in my contacts.

What in the actual fucking shit else do I have to do?!

Send an e-mail to your state's AG with the complaint that you are on the list and paying for additional services to stop these things but those services are now failing you while still making money off of you. Include the list of non-contact numbers. There is supposed to be a further crackdown of those figuring out how to skirt the No Call lists, hold feet to the fire.

* * * 

I hate having a day where I can sleep in and I can't sleep in. Even the kitten was wondering what my damage was when I miserably got up at 7a still yawning my brains out.

[Blackrose321]

I feel like planning our summer activities is taking way too long because my husband keeps thinking of things backwards, like asking where we'll be staying when we go to the ren faire when we haven't even established where the dogs will be. We can't leave 3 dogs unattended for 3 days...so step 1 should be finding a safe place for them before we worry about booking ourselves a room, which is the far easier part. And then we kept going back and forth over whether we're going to Cedar Point for weeks because he's indecisive. And it's already freaking July 10!

[katt_goddess]

Me: This book of humorous essays should be good work-safe reading.

The title of the page that pops up just as people are clustering around behind me to check the next week's schedule: 'SHOULD I WAX MY F-ING ASSHOLE?'

It's only Monday. I'm thinking of calling in dead tomorrow. -.-; 

[The_annoying_one]

Seriously, how the hell do you manage to screw up an order of one burger and a large fry?! It ain’t rocket surgery, dumbasses!

[Seight]

The New York Times Doesn't Believe It Needs A Full-Time Sports Department Anymore. But In This Iowa Diner, Undecided Voters Aren't So Sure.

[viperxmns]

I NEED TO RANT IN GIBBERISH

ALKHOOMECH KABADADANGA! ECHMEENO POOLONGO OLFENH, GLAPANADAPO! SEGMENSHESIFI, FLEBENGODON! CRELL! HILDOMONEEPON SPOLOTONGEEE!

 

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