Phillies Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I'd stick a shotgun in my mouth like Kurt Cobain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 You pushin' those carts, boi? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mewn Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Did you get a jerb? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I take a Lyft to my bus stop in the morning, and being drunk all the time before, during, and after work makes the cold feel all right. I also snuggle with hot women when I can to stay warm, but sometimes I don't have that option because I'm the only one taking the bus home. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 4 minutes ago, Cau said: You pushin' those carts, boi? 2019 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 minute ago, Zenigundam said: I take a Lyft to my bus stop in the morning, and being drunk all the time before, during, and after work makes the cold feel all right. I also snuggle with hot women when I can to stay warm, but sometimes I don't have that option because I'm the only one taking the bus home. 33% of that is true. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I'm in Cali it works out just fine 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 40 minutes ago, Phillies said: I'd stick a shotgun in my mouth like Kurt Cobain. in this weather the gun would stick to the inside of your mouth like a tongue on a frozen flagpole Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 2 minutes ago, StarPanda said: I'm in Cali it works out just fine This. Seriously, for the last two days I've been inside in shorts with no shirt. And the heater isn't even on. Yesterday I went to get the mail in long pants and a t-shirt and I was hot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 Just now, StarPanda said: I'm in Cali it works out just fine I'm in buffalo and there ain't no buffalo just freezing cold. Its 0 out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Just now, Doom Metal Alchemist said: This. Seriously, for the last two days I've been inside in shorts with no shirt. And the heater isn't even on. Yesterday I went to get the mail in long pants and a t-shirt and I was hot. The struggle is real amrite 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 Just now, little_girl_lost said: in this weather the gun would stick to the inside of your mouth like a tongue on a frozen flagpole Not a problem in the above scenario. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: I'm in buffalo and there ain't no buffalo just freezing cold. Its 0 out. Keep the waifu warm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 I can't even fap its too cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 Just now, StarPanda said: Keep the waifu warm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I walk about a mile to/from work every day and work outside about half the day its called Not-being-a-pussy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
molarbear Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 6 minutes ago, little_girl_lost said: I walk about a mile to/from work every day and work outside about half the day its called Not-being-a-pussy RESPECT!!!! I love the fucking cold! I gotta jacket from my Dad that feels like one of those lead vest you wear when getting X-rays at the Dentist and I literally cannot feel the Cold through it. It's a Carhartt and it's legit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 5 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I take a Lyft to my bus stop in the morning, Zeni... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 5 hours ago, little_girl_lost said: I walk about a mile to/from work every day and work outside about half the day its called Not-being-a-pussy What exactly are you trying to say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: What exactly are you trying to say? That you need to change your tampon, obviouslt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Start the car about 15 minutes early, seat heater if you got one. Dress in layers. Drink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 If I lived somewhere with truly heinous winters in like idk Ohio or worse I would probably try to work temp jobs or something to structure my life so that I could save up during the warm months and just sit at home collecting unemployment during the like 4 month winter of shit 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlappyKincaid Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Remote start, coat and hat and gloves, got bills to pay and can't pay them if I stay home. I admit to whining a lot about it as well, but I don't think that's really doing much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 1 hour ago, Nabloom said: If I lived somewhere with truly heinous winters in like idk Ohio or worse I would probably try to work temp jobs or something to structure my life so that I could save up during the warm months and just sit at home collecting unemployment during the like 4 month winter of shit Unemployment! I should get that! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 35 minutes ago, Phillies said: Unemployment! I should get that! Y have to be employed first Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrigunBebop Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 I like the cold, so it's not much of a problem for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 (edited) 10 hours ago, Zenigundam said: I take a Lyft to my bus stop in the morning, Lmao , I can't Edited January 7, 2018 by StarPanda 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted January 7, 2018 Author Share Posted January 7, 2018 2 hours ago, Gogo Yubari said: Y have to be employed first ! So then I will just quit my job after the first day. I love this country. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted January 7, 2018 Share Posted January 7, 2018 Just now, Phillies said: ! So then I will just quit my job after the first day. I love this country. unemployment doesn't work that way. for the most part you have to be fired, there's only a few instances where you can quit and get unemployment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 I put one foot in front of the other and repeat. It only gets to maybe -20'F and it's only 3-4 miles one way. I usually stop in at the gas station about 3 blocks from work to warm up and grab a coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilosipherStoned Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 I have all kinds of thermal protective clothing from the army that I can wear under stuff that makes makes me look crazy because I don't need a rolly polly jacket in 0 degree wheather.. When I have to knock ice off of the lines and unthaw my ladder I'm not very motivayed though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CAC Posted January 8, 2018 Share Posted January 8, 2018 I go from a warm house to a warm car to a warm building where i work, I'm not even outside for a full minute i don't think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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