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I should just become a serial killer


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Posted
2 minutes ago, Naraku4656 said:

idk i don't like to be dead

I would seriously never kill you. I’ve always liked you

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Posted
31 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

i have a list for you when you're ready

you know a lot of people in powerful positions to...you could change the world!

assuming youd kill for good, that is

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Posted
2 hours ago, Poof said:

Cuz why not really

i happen to think its a horrible idea. 

the kind of perspective on life would be in jeopardy,

you eliminate any possibility of ever having a normal life,

other horrible things like societal ostracisation, jail,

you lose all trust of most other people,

and other shit.

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Posted
2 hours ago, Saiyanman said:

I may hate people and despise humanity as a whole, but I honestly don't think I could take a persons life.

 

Lately, I've found myself unable to even kill a bug.

I guess we’re just two different people

Posted
Just now, Poof said:

It’s no fun this way!

i want you to choke me out in front of my whole family and then butcher me like a cow in fro=nt of them

Posted
2 minutes ago, Cau said:

i want you to choke me out in front of my whole family and then butcher me like a cow in fro=nt of them

I’m sorry I just don’t want to butcher you

Posted
41 minutes ago, Clem Fandango said:

sure it would.....add color to life is the best way I could explain it......but it's a hassle....

 

I know but I feel like if I don’t then I’ll regret it way later

Posted
51 minutes ago, Poof said:

I know but I feel like if I don’t then I’ll regret it way later

well then you gotta do it....no regerts, homie

 

 

 

 

 

(to all law enforcement entities, this is an attempt at humor and not real and actual incitement and should by no means be taken as such)

Posted

Killing people is kind of like suicide. You end up devastating the people who care about you, and depending on prison or dying during the attempt, you might be gone from their lives forever. The people who deserve to die aren't worth that pain. This is from someone from who wondered earlier today if she were capable of being a serial killer if she had terminal cancer.

Posted
23 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

Killing people is kind of like suicide. You end up devastating the people who care about you, and depending on prison or dying during the attempt, you might be gone from their lives forever. The people who deserve to die aren't worth that pain. This is from someone from who wondered earlier today if she were capable of being a serial killer if she had terminal cancer.

Only if you suck at it

Posted
2 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

People who wouldn't suck at getting away with murder don't post the possibility of them killing folks on a cartoon messageboard.

Don’t be so suburban

Posted
20 minutes ago, Poof said:

Don’t be so suburban

Poof, murder is serious business with serious consequences. We can't let you do it. Now if one of the Narakus want to kill people, that's totally fine. There are so many of them that you don't have to miss them if they go to prison. Another will always appear to take their place.

Posted
15 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

Poof, murder is serious business with serious consequences. We can't let you do it. Now if one of the Narakus want to kill people, that's totally fine. There are so many of them that you don't have to miss them if they go to prison. Another will always appear to take their place.

"...yeah i'm gonna turn you in, this isn't fucking Dexter, what are you out of your mind....some feel good serial killer....he only kills the bad guys...get the fuck outta here..." - Bill Burr

xDxDxD

Posted
21 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

Poof, murder is serious business with serious consequences. We can't let you do it. Now if one of the Narakus want to kill people, that's totally fine. There are so many of them that you don't have to miss them if they go to prison. Another will always appear to take their place.

Murder is fun and it’s easy

Posted
6 minutes ago, Clem Fandango said:

"...yeah i'm gonna turn you in, this isn't fucking Dexter, what are you out of your mind....some feel good serial killer....he only kills the bad guys...get the fuck outta here..." - Bill Burr

xDxDxD

I’ll kill whoever I want whenever I want and it has nothing to do w/what’s good or bad and I’ve never even seen dexter and bill burr is overrated

Posted
1 minute ago, SorceressPol said:

If that was the case, why isn't there an Easy-Bake Oven version of murder, huh? Because it's hard!

Omg stfu

Posted

We don't advocate murder anymore. Kinda grew out of that. We don't not condone it, either, generally. Mostly because Our opinion really has no bearing on the matter.

We do, however, remain a staunch advocate of not getting caught. So please, don't get caught.

Here are some quick tips on how not to get caught murdering people:
1) Don't murder people.
2) Don't openly talk about murdering people.

Best of luck in your exploits, whatever path you choose.

Posted
21 minutes ago, Poof said:

I’ll kill whoever I want whenever I want and it has nothing to do w/what’s good or bad and I’ve never even seen dexter and bill burr is overrated

woah, I know you're all excited about the prospect of murder and mayhem, but that's no reason to say hurtful and outright untrue things....if anything, ol' billy blue eyes is underrated....

 

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