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I should just become a serial killer


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2 hours ago, Saiyanman said:

I may hate people and despise humanity as a whole, but I honestly don't think I could take a persons life.

 

Lately, I've found myself unable to even kill a bug.

I guess we’re just two different people

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51 minutes ago, Poof said:

I know but I feel like if I don’t then I’ll regret it way later

well then you gotta do it....no regerts, homie

 

 

 

 

 

(to all law enforcement entities, this is an attempt at humor and not real and actual incitement and should by no means be taken as such)

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Killing people is kind of like suicide. You end up devastating the people who care about you, and depending on prison or dying during the attempt, you might be gone from their lives forever. The people who deserve to die aren't worth that pain. This is from someone from who wondered earlier today if she were capable of being a serial killer if she had terminal cancer.

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23 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

Killing people is kind of like suicide. You end up devastating the people who care about you, and depending on prison or dying during the attempt, you might be gone from their lives forever. The people who deserve to die aren't worth that pain. This is from someone from who wondered earlier today if she were capable of being a serial killer if she had terminal cancer.

Only if you suck at it

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20 minutes ago, Poof said:

Don’t be so suburban

Poof, murder is serious business with serious consequences. We can't let you do it. Now if one of the Narakus want to kill people, that's totally fine. There are so many of them that you don't have to miss them if they go to prison. Another will always appear to take their place.

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15 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

Poof, murder is serious business with serious consequences. We can't let you do it. Now if one of the Narakus want to kill people, that's totally fine. There are so many of them that you don't have to miss them if they go to prison. Another will always appear to take their place.

"...yeah i'm gonna turn you in, this isn't fucking Dexter, what are you out of your mind....some feel good serial killer....he only kills the bad guys...get the fuck outta here..." - Bill Burr

xDxDxD

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21 minutes ago, SorceressPol said:

Poof, murder is serious business with serious consequences. We can't let you do it. Now if one of the Narakus want to kill people, that's totally fine. There are so many of them that you don't have to miss them if they go to prison. Another will always appear to take their place.

Murder is fun and it’s easy

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6 minutes ago, Clem Fandango said:

"...yeah i'm gonna turn you in, this isn't fucking Dexter, what are you out of your mind....some feel good serial killer....he only kills the bad guys...get the fuck outta here..." - Bill Burr

xDxDxD

I’ll kill whoever I want whenever I want and it has nothing to do w/what’s good or bad and I’ve never even seen dexter and bill burr is overrated

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We don't advocate murder anymore. Kinda grew out of that. We don't not condone it, either, generally. Mostly because Our opinion really has no bearing on the matter.

We do, however, remain a staunch advocate of not getting caught. So please, don't get caught.

Here are some quick tips on how not to get caught murdering people:
1) Don't murder people.
2) Don't openly talk about murdering people.

Best of luck in your exploits, whatever path you choose.

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21 minutes ago, Poof said:

I’ll kill whoever I want whenever I want and it has nothing to do w/what’s good or bad and I’ve never even seen dexter and bill burr is overrated

woah, I know you're all excited about the prospect of murder and mayhem, but that's no reason to say hurtful and outright untrue things....if anything, ol' billy blue eyes is underrated....

 

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