I'm not good at sex and I'm not ashamed.

[That_One_Guy]

People think that just because I'm decent looking that I'm good at sex but I'm lazy. I just want to finish so I can watch bones

[naraku360]

 

[fuggnificent]

i just like to lie there

[That_One_Guy]

21 minutes ago, fuggnificent said:

i just like to lie there

I touch a few things and clock out

[Death_is_coming]

Doesn't matter had sex

[Cau]

What is a sex?

[new_disease]

nothing wrong with being selfish once in a while

[JeNewBee]

7 minutes ago, Cau said:

What is a sex?

Some type of seafood I think?

[That_One_Guy]

47 minutes ago, Death_is_coming said:

Doesn't matter had sex

Exactly!

[That_One_Guy]

43 minutes ago, Cau said:

What is a sex?

It's a lie. If you have secks you will get pregnant and YOU. WILL. DIE.

[That_One_Guy]

40 minutes ago, new_disease said:

nothing wrong with being selfish once in a while

It's more like apathy

[Rogue_Alphonse]

2 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

People think that just because I'm decent looking that I'm good at sex but I'm lazy. I just want to finish so I can watch bones

I'm good at sex.

 

Wanna see?

[Cau]

6 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

It's a lie. If you have secks you will get pregnant and YOU. WILL. DIE.

Why would anyone do that?

[That_One_Guy]

1 minute ago, Cau said:

Why would anyone do that?

Idk bro. Fucking magnets...........how do they work?

[Mix]

 

[AnimationFan14]

3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

I touch a few things and clock out

Cock in 

cock out 

[That_One_Guy]

1 minute ago, AnimationFan14 said:

Cock in 

cock out 

60 seconds 

[Juice McKenzie]

I'm sure I would be terrible at it.

[That_One_Guy]

21 minutes ago, Saiyanman said:

I'm sure I would be terrible at it.

You'll be the best ever

[AnimationFan14]

1 hour ago, That_One_Guy said:

60 seconds 

[CAC]

I normally do all the work, which gets boring, every once in a while she'll get on top though.

[TrigunBebop]

I'm great at banging.

[Vamped]

[That_One_Guy]

41 minutes ago, CAC said:

I normally do all the work, which gets boring, every once in a while she'll get on top though.

You deserve a metal

[That_One_Guy]

36 minutes ago, TrigunBebop said:

I'm great at banging.

*popping 

[That_One_Guy]

28 minutes ago, Vamped said:

Hey I embrace it tho

[Bouvre]

lol bones.

[CAC]

3 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

You deserve a metal

or a good blowjob.

[That_One_Guy]

14 minutes ago, Bouvre said:

lol bones.

Bone

[That_One_Guy]

14 minutes ago, CAC said:

or a good blowjob.

Ask around. Plenty of freaks out there.

[CAC]

1 minute ago, That_One_Guy said:

Ask around. Plenty of freaks out there.

nah i'm ugly

[That_One_Guy]

25 minutes ago, CAC said:

nah i'm ugly

Dont let that stop you. HEY! You can do anything you put your mind to.

[CAC]

27 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

Dont let that stop you. HEY! You can do anything you put your mind to.

you need to get off the drugs brah 

[Naraku4656]

that's ok me neither

[PhilosipherStoned]

unless they pass out half way I assume the same...

[death_by_motorboat]

you dont have to be good, you have to be rough

[That_One_Guy]

15 minutes ago, CAC said:

you need to get off the drugs brah 

No

[That_One_Guy]

17 minutes ago, mumbojummie13 said:

you dont have to be good, you have to be rough

Too lazy bro we've been over this 

[CAC]

49 minutes ago, That_One_Guy said:

No

yus

[That_One_Guy]

2 minutes ago, CAC said:

yus

NO

[Vamped]

3 hours ago, That_One_Guy said:

Hey I embrace it tho

You provide a disclaimer 

[That_One_Guy]

3 minutes ago, Vamped said:

You provide a disclaimer 

No, if they don't like it they can leave. No guarantees.

[Juice McKenzie]

On 12/29/2017 at 2:15 AM, That_One_Guy said:

You'll be the best ever

I'm the best at being useless

[That_One_Guy]

2 minutes ago, Saiyanman said:

I'm the best at being useless

Bullshit that's me