nameraka Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 my cat left me a "present" this morning in the kitchen and i'm thinking there may be more. i've got one of those ultrasonic mouse repellers on order but i'm kinda skeptical. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Brush your cat and stuff the fur into wherever the mice might be getting through? It might cause them to reconsider the area at least. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mthor Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Every time your cat brings you a gift, cut its little head off (the mouse's, not the cat's) and put it on a tiny pike in your front yard. That should scare them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 5, 2017 Author Share Posted November 5, 2017 Brush your cat and stuff the fur into wherever the mice might be getting through? It might cause them to reconsider the area at least. you'd think all the dog hair tumbleweeds would do the trick. guess he's not as scary as she is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Every time your cat brings you a gift, cut its little head off (the mouse's, not the cat's) and put it on a tiny pike in your front yard. That should scare them off. True story, a bee got into my room in college. I killed the damn thing with extreme prejudice, stuck it's head on a toothpick and put the toothpick in the plant pot in the window. I didn't have another bee in my room the rest of the summer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tsar4 Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 The ultrasonic gizmos work, or at least they did for my folks - chased off some critters living under their place. Animals don't like mothballs either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cau Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 Play really sad music all the time so they get depressed and commit mousicide Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vodkajellyshot Posted November 5, 2017 Share Posted November 5, 2017 make a little sign out of icypole sticks and sign it , The mouse party is next door ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sieg67 Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Politely ask the mice to leave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bouvre Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Humane traps. Aside from that, cats generally are actually a good way of deterring mice in general. Your cat might get a few, but my house had a mice problem, we introduced cats to the house, and they didn't even catch one before they were all gone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 ask them for commitment Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest IncoherentBabbling Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 You should just really kill them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Make that pussy do all the work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 They're mice, fuck em' Get glue traps, laugh at them as they try to escape.....Wait for them to try to gnaw their own legs off to get away and watch them get their face stuck in the glue....Watch them struggle to breathe, then throw it in the trash. The outside trash, not the one in your house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doom Metal Alchemist Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 They're mice, fuck em' Get glue traps, laugh at them as they try to escape.....Wait for them to try to gnaw their own legs off to get away and wach them get their face stuck in the glue....Watch them struggle to breathe, then throw it in the trash. The outside trash, not the one in your house. Jesus Christ, man. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Jesus Christ, man. It's awesome that Nab liked this considering he auschwitzed a mouse. He won't admit it, but he laughed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 my cat left me a "present" this morning in the kitchen and i'm thinking there may be more. i've got one of those ultrasonic mouse repellers on order but i'm kinda skeptical. I used it on rats in my garage works but because of how big it is I had to plug in 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 6, 2017 Author Share Posted November 6, 2017 They're mice, fuck em' Get glue traps, laugh at them as they try to escape.....Wait for them to try to gnaw their own legs off to get away and watch them get their face stuck in the glue....Watch them struggle to breathe, then throw it in the trash. The outside trash, not the one in your house. Yeah, I should have known better than to ask you guys... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Yeah, I should have known better than to ask you guys... Well some of us anyways Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lasty Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 ... You should have eaten the mouse your cat left for you so it could live on as a part of you. You have dishonoured the spirit of that little creature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 nameraka[/member] try these suggestions http://bugofff.com/how-to-get-rid-of-mice-in-house-without-killing-them/ https://www.mnn.com/your-home/at-home/questions/how-to-get-rid-of-mice-without-poisons-or-traps Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NaBarney Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 Did anyone say stomp em in the nuts yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 become their friend and kindly ask them to leave Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted November 6, 2017 Share Posted November 6, 2017 you probably have to be ultra squeaky clean. make it so they dont have access to any food. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
nameraka Posted November 6, 2017 Author Share Posted November 6, 2017 ... You should have eaten the mouse your cat left for you so it could live on as a part of you. You have dishonoured the spirit of that little creature. you people are truly horrifying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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