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Sawdamizer Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Prognosis - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I stayed at a holiday inn express last night though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Possibly the most boring thread I've ever made. Am I healthy? GLUCOSE 94 Protein, Total 7.7 ALBUMIN 5.0 BILIRUBIN, TOTAL 0.5 ALKALINE PHOSPHATASE 37 ALT 23 AST 18 BUN 12 CREATININE 0.8 SODIUM 137 POTASSIUM 4.9 CHLORIDE 98 Total CO2 29 CALCIUM 10.1 Cholesterol 161 TRIGLYCERIDES 101 HDL CHOLESTEROL 58 LDL CHOLESTEROL 83 WBC 5.9 NEUTROPHILS 58.0 Neut Absolute 3.44 LYMPHOCYTES 31.3 Lymph Absolute 1.86 MONOCYTES 8.7 Mono Absolute 0.52 EOSINOPHILS 1.6 Eos Absolute 0.09 BASOPHILS 0.4 RBC 5.10 Baso Absolute 0.02 Hemoglobin 15.5 Hematocrit 45.2 MCV 88.51 MCH 30.3 MCHC 34.3 PLATELET COUNT 333 TSH 0.567 Everything looks fairly normal. Potassium maybe high. I'd like less platelets. *Strokes chin* Hmmm, yes, I see. Well, it doesn't look terrible, but in my unprofessional opinion, you need...an enema. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SwimModSponges Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 EOSINOPHILS 1.6 Holy shit dude you have 1.6 eosinophils? That's way too goddamn many. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Oh wow yea those are definitely numbers you got there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 What is your blood type? How is your liver? Did you know you don't need both kidneys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 What about the STD results? cat| =^.^= Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 all I know from all that is your cholesterol is good :catlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 What is your blood type? How is your liver? Did you know you don't need both kidneys? lol, damn, hope for poof's sake you don't own a scalpel :catlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Blood test result: Doc says I have to raise my omega 3 and layoff the Red Bull. Fixing the omega 3 issue with more veggie juice. Glucose? It was an early morning test and so glucose probably spiked for that time after a nine hour sleep. The pancreas isn't known for full drive during sleep hours. For any other test, I'll make it early afternoon for a more accurate reading. Doc suggested fish for omega 3, but I nix that. Too much mercury and lead. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginguy Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I had a blood test today, find out results Monday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Yeah its blood Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Was this done after a fast? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Blood test result: Doc says I have to raise my omega 3 and layoff the Red Bull. Fixing the omega 3 issue with more veggie juice. Glucose? It was an early morning test and so glucose probably spiked for that time after a nine hour sleep. The pancreas isn't known for full drive during sleep hours. For any other test, I'll make it early afternoon for a more accurate reading. Doc suggested fish for omega 3, but I nix that. Too much mercury and lead. Glucose significantly drops after a night's sleep. You got da beetus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GunStarHero Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 you should know yours! I should? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 this is fun. also, all the testing isn't complete. i'll have to refresh tomorrow for the rest. but..yeah..this is fun. > > FREE T4 1.09 ng/dL 0.93-1.7 TSH 1.36 mIU/mL 0.27-4.2 ALBUMIN 5.0 g/dL 3.5-5.2 ALKALINE PHOSPHATASE 68 U/L 35-104 CHLORIDE 106.5 meq/L 96-108 CHOLESTEROL 164 mg/dL 0-200 CO2 21 Low meq/L 22-29 Details CREATININE 0.6 mg/dL .5-1 Details GLOMERULAR FILTRATION RATE (eGFR) >60 mL/min >60 GLUCOSE 81 mg/dL 74-106 Details POTASSIUM 4.28 meq/L 3.3-5.0 ABSOLUTE BASOPHIL COUNT 0.1 K/mm3 0-0.11 ABSOLUTE EOSINOPHIL COUNT 0.2 K/mm3 0-0.43 ABSOLUTE LYMPHOCYTE COUNT 2.4 K/mm3 1.2-4.1 ABSOLUTE MONOCYTE COUNT 0.5 K/mm3 0.48-1.08 ABSOLUTE NEUTROPHIL COUNT 5.5 K/mm3 2.4-7.99 BASO 0.9 % 0-2 Details EOSINO 2.0 % 0-4 Details HCT 40.7 % 37-47 Details HGB 13.9 g/dL 12-16 Details LYMPHS 27.5 % 14-38 HEMOGLOBIN A1C 5.7 % 4.8-5.9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Blood type? Liver enzymes? Kidneys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Blood type? Liver enzymes? Kidneys? who? me? i think i'm o- and my liver is good...surprisingly. and my kidneys. but, i just went monday, and all of the test results aren't in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I'm gonna need some of your things... internal Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stilgar Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 Yup, it's blood. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I'm gonna need some of your things... internal do you need a kidney? because..i'd probably give you a kidney. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sawdamizer Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I probably need a few things at this point. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
discolé monade Posted August 24, 2017 Share Posted August 24, 2017 I probably need a few things at this point. well, i can spare a kidney. only part of my liver, and maybe some blood. everything else...i pretty much am holding out to the highest bidder. > Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 All I know right now is that A healthy Poof = a happy Poof and A healthy and happy Poof = a happy Unevenedge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Misaka Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Holy shit dude you have 1.6 eosinophils? That's way too goddamn many. Reading around on this and most are say infection by parasitic worms ulcerative colitis Crohn’s disease seasonal allergies leukemia Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AnimationFan14 Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 Reading around on this and most are say infection by parasitic worms ulcerative colitis Crohn’s disease seasonal allergies leukemia Of the options of this list I'd hope it would only be some lite seasonal allergies Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Distortedreasoning Posted August 25, 2017 Share Posted August 25, 2017 alls well that ends well wtf happen to my sun glasses emoji? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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