Naraku4656 Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 god i never play those things but i have to say i'm tempted to throw $2 in the garbage and buy a ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bnmjy Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 yolo :poop: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 god i never play those things but i have to say i'm tempted to throw $2 in the garbage and buy a ticket i dunno...that kind of money is unfathomable...I would no idea what to do with it or where to start Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 20, 2017 Author Share Posted August 20, 2017 i only play if it's over 700 and 650 is close enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 You and me baby 1 dollar each Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 20, 2017 Author Share Posted August 20, 2017 i dunno...that kind of money is unfathomable...I would no idea what to do with it or where to start me either honestly. i'd probably cry-fap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 20, 2017 Author Share Posted August 20, 2017 doubt it. no one would actually split the ticket Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StarPanda Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I wonder if we could get an UEMB pool going? Unlikely, I do have one going on at work tho Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 me either honestly. i'd probably cry-fap using your tears a bitter sweet lube Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 20, 2017 Author Share Posted August 20, 2017 using your tears a bitter sweet lube come on let's be honest, if you just won 650 million you'd do the same Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 i'm gonna start my own lottery, you give me a dollar, I tell you you lost but you were sooooo close Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 i'm gonna start my own lottery, you give me a dollar, I tell you you lost but you were sooooo close I would play this :catlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
André Toulon Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Someone is going to die if I have that kind of bread....Either someone I hate, or me ODing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
little_girl_lost Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I would play this :catlol every 10th person I would give them their dollar back Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 Someone is going to die if I have that kind of bread....Either someone I hate, or me ODing I'm not waiting for you to get that kind of money for us to do that killing spree but if you happen to get that kinda cash I'm voting for the Thelma and Louise send off in the most expensive Bentley your $$$ can buy. Cuz let's face it, nothing says,"fuck you" like plunging an expensive Bentley into the Grand Canyon :catlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I bought two tickets. I play if the jackpot is super high because that's the only time that wasting money on the lottery feels worth it to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 come on let's be honest, if you just won 650 million you'd do the same fap? Na...I would figure out how long it would take to get that money cleared into my bank account then probably make appointments to look at some $350,000 houses...then organize who my debt is through and who to pay at a time... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 every 10th person I would give them their dollar back That's smart make people feel like a winner :catlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phillies Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 I need to win it to feed my waifu :robotlol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
katt_goddess Posted August 20, 2017 Share Posted August 20, 2017 dont ppl sign contracts? Not always. Sometimes people just keep track of who pitched money in the pot and one person buys all the tickets and is responsible for making sure everyone who participated gets paid. Most people are pretty honest about things but there have been times where someone didn't pitch in on a given week, their group won and then they turn around and try to sue for their share since 'they were part of the group [except that one winning week]' . I win the lotto, I'm gonna buy me a condo and a Cuisinart, and one of those t-shirts with the alligator on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
God-Says-No Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 god i never play those things but i have to say i'm tempted to throw $2 in the garbage and buy a ticket its getting tempting Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zenigundam Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 its getting tempting Do you not understand that the odds of winning are so infinitesimally small that Taylor Swift would be more likely to marry her ex-radio show groper than you would be to even hit half of the numbers needed to win this lotto? I thought you were more analytically reasonable than this, "Mr. Scientist". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 playing these big ones is always worth it just for the "if I win" conversations....well worth the $2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 i dunno...that kind of money is unfathomable...I would no idea what to do with it or where to start I know exactly what id do. Start allocating funds to help the needy and homeless. Especially single moms. I know i cannot help everyone. Donate to my old highschool, move back to Charleston, find a church that has Gods spirit, donate to church and get every member of the church out pf debt. Start a charity to continue this work. Finish my writing and produce my own movie it. Start my own band. Not giving shit to family except Madison. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 Do you not understand that the odds of winning are so infinitesimally small that Taylor Swift would be more likely to marry her ex-radio show groper than you would be to even hit half of the numbers needed to win this lotto? I thought you were more analytically reasonable than this, "Mr. Scientist". Cant win if you dont play. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 Do you not understand that the odds of winning are so infinitesimally small that Taylor Swift would be more likely to marry her ex-radio show groper than you would be to even hit half of the numbers needed to win this lotto? I thought you were more analytically reasonable than this, "Mr. Scientist". but the people who win are the people who tell those people to go fuck themselves. besides for a stupidly large jackpot, i'll throw in $2 why not, it's $2 and i do it once every year or so Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mix Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I know exactly what id do. Start allocating funds to help the needy and homeless. Especially single moms. I know i cannot help everyone. Donate to my old highschool, move back to Charleston, find a church that has Gods spirit, donate to church and get every member of the church out pf debt. Start a charity to continue this work. Finish my writing and produce my own movie it. Start my own band. Not giving shit to family except Madison. but really though Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RPM Jr. Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I bought two tickets. I play if the jackpot is super high because that's the only time that wasting money on the lottery feels worth it to me. Likewise. I also bought two tickets earlier tonight. Because, well, why the hell not? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I know exactly what id do. Start allocating funds to help the needy and homeless. Especially single moms. I know i cannot help everyone. Donate to my old highschool, move back to Charleston, find a church that has Gods spirit, donate to church and get every member of the church out pf debt. Start a charity to continue this work. Finish my writing and produce my own movie it. Start my own band. Not giving shit to family except Madison. ew church... besides those places are "for profit"...they don't even pay taxes....the only reason they would have debt would be lack of partitioners....and a lack of followers means it's a shitty church....ALL HAIL THE FLYING SPIGHETTI MONSTER!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I meant debt of the people who go to the church and yes i know all you folks here are devil worshippers full of demons so of course i didnt expect you to understand the church part. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naraku4656 Posted August 21, 2017 Author Share Posted August 21, 2017 i don't call your religion a bunch of brain-washed loud mouths so don't call non-believers "demons". people are allowed to believe what they want to believe. don't act holier-than-thou just because you subscribe to a certain book's fan club Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Still Me Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I meant debt of the people who go to the church and yes i know all you folks here are devil worshippers full of demons so of course i didnt expect you to understand the church part. ...I'm not a devil worshiper...I believe in facts..not alternative facts... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1pooh4u Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I meant debt of the people who go to the church and yes i know all you folks here are devil worshippers full of demons so of course i didnt expect you to understand the church part. Hail Satan :catlol ::spin:: |:: :barf: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fuggnificent Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 lol they mad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DragonSinger Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 I always have this irrational brief fear that when I enter a church, my skin will start smoking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
1938 Packard Posted August 21, 2017 Share Posted August 21, 2017 i dunno...that kind of money is unfathomable...I would no idea what to do with it or where to start What I win that pile? I know all about a children's charity hospital that will get a $350m sister property in the U.S. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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