Ric Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 Lets say you're in the middle of no where, phone service is dead, dad gets bit on dick by venomous snake. Would you? I would not. ::: I should watch the City Slickers movies again, been forever.
Sandstone Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 As implausible as this scenario is, and as unpleasant as the thought may be, I'd have to say yes. Minor mental scarring is worth saving the life of someone I love.
André Toulon Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 He already dead so I'd say no and then reflect on why I'm dragging his corpse through a desert
Danger_Jules Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 Lets say you're in the middle of no where, phone service is dead, dad gets bit on dick by venomous snake. Would you? I would not. ::: I should watch the City Slickers movies again, been forever. My mom's dick, but not my dad's.
GunStarHero Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 My dad died earlier this year, but if he were alive and this happened then no. In fact, I'd try and convince the snake to bite him a few more times.
Ric Posted June 14, 2017 Author Posted June 14, 2017 As implausible as this scenario is, and as unpleasant as the thought may be, I'd have to say yes. Minor mental scarring is worth saving the life of someone I love. You alright, seems like you the only one who would.
Ric Posted June 14, 2017 Author Posted June 14, 2017 Nope my dad is as good as fucked OK now what about your mom?
Ric Posted June 14, 2017 Author Posted June 14, 2017 He already dead so I'd say no and then reflect on why I'm dragging his corpse through a desert Probably some good drugs.
Ric Posted June 14, 2017 Author Posted June 14, 2017 My mom's dick, but not my dad's. Why, do you hate your dad?
Ric Posted June 14, 2017 Author Posted June 14, 2017 My dad died earlier this year, but if he were alive and this happened then no. In fact, I'd try and convince the snake to bite him a few more times. Have you danced on his grave (or ashes, whatever) yet?
Distortedreasoning Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 he would want the venom to just kill him than to live with it.
Kudasai Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 OK now what about your mom? She's been dead for 30 years
GunStarHero Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 Not yet, but I'm considering hitting him with the Terrence & Phillip.
Danger_Jules Posted June 14, 2017 Posted June 14, 2017 Why, do you hate your dad? No, I was kidding. I would save lives by sucking my dad's and my mom's dicks.
DragonSinger Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 No, because sucking out poison doesn't work, and going for help instead of playing amateur doctor would probably increase the odds of him keeping his dong.
Ric Posted June 15, 2017 Author Posted June 15, 2017 She's been dead for 30 years Really, I didn't think you're over 30. She doesn't/didn't have a dick was the answer I was expecting.
Ric Posted June 15, 2017 Author Posted June 15, 2017 he would want the venom to just kill him than to live with it. Your dad would die than get fellated by you?
Ric Posted June 15, 2017 Author Posted June 15, 2017 Not yet, but I'm considering hitting him with the Terrence & Phillip. lol farts
Ric Posted June 15, 2017 Author Posted June 15, 2017 My dads never once admitted to needing medical attention so idk why he would start just b/c he got bit in the dick by a snake. You witnessed it though, he doesn't have to admit anything.
Ric Posted June 15, 2017 Author Posted June 15, 2017 meh, he's lived a good life If his life is good that's all the more reason to pucker up those lips and do the deed though.
Ric Posted June 15, 2017 Author Posted June 15, 2017 No, I was kidding. I would save lives by sucking my dad's and my mom's dicks. Wow, what a trooper!
Ric Posted June 15, 2017 Author Posted June 15, 2017 No, because sucking out poison doesn't work, and going for help instead of playing amateur doctor would probably increase the odds of him keeping his dong. Are you sure? It works in the movies. If you couldn't get medical attention you'd atleast try right?
Phillies Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 No, because sucking out poison doesn't work, and going for help instead of playing amateur doctor would probably increase the odds of him keeping his dong. What if both people died then? How silly would that be then.
Ric Posted June 15, 2017 Author Posted June 15, 2017 Hell no. I'm in the will anyways. My dad isn't worth anything($50k or so life insurance and a house that's no where near paid off) and I still wouldn't.
Skinko Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 No way. I'm not falling for that old trick. Not again.
Phillies Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 No way. I'm not falling for that old trick. Not again. !
MasqueradeOverture Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Whelp, guess I'd have to say my goodbyes then.
Codename: Jackass Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Nah man I ain't afraid of a dick, I just won't do it.
NaBarney Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 I'd chop his dick off for him if he asked me to That's about it.
PhilosipherStoned Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 It would neither save his life nor buy him any time at all so no. Is that from city slickers? I don't even remember that movie it's been so long.
1938 Packard Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Lets say you're in the middle of no where, phone service is dead, dad gets bit on dick by venomous snake. Would you? I would not. ::: I should watch the City Slickers movies again, been forever. That's what reverse syringes are for.
Opium Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 Only if he's erect. I'm not suckin anyone who can't appreciate what I can do with my tongue.
RPM Jr. Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 No, because sucking out poison doesn't work, and going for help instead of playing amateur doctor would probably increase the odds of him keeping his dong. This, because it's the correct answer.
MEXobiologist Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 No, because sucking out poison doesn't work, and going for help instead of playing amateur doctor would probably increase the odds of him keeping his dong. this^ however, in some alt universe where it would help, the answer for me is still no. he is not well and slowly dying as it is. i would rather a snake bite take him than continue to watch his decay while he verbally abuses everyone around him. i would consider it natures own form of mercy killing for a mentally and physically ill man that refuses all other help.
NaBarney Posted June 15, 2017 Posted June 15, 2017 this^ however, in some alt universe where it would help, the answer for me is still no. he is not well and slowly dying as it is. i would rather a snake bite take him than continue to watch his decay while he verbally abuses everyone around him. i would consider it natures own form of mercy killing for a mentally and physically ill man that refuses all other help. Yo put a venomous snake in his bed Make it a native one, you know, natural
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