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  1. Skiles
    Only knowing Maine from Stephen King novels, that's gonna be a hard pass from me.
  2. Skiles
    Tomato soup and grilled cheese. Cheap, easy, and delicious. Just like me, babeh.
  3. Skiles
    I'm not even joking. I will PayPal you some money to send us some wipes. 😐
  4. Skiles
    That's how I felt about my karaoke DJ job. I wasn't gonna make a fortune, but it was fun as fuck and it put some cash in my pocket.
  5. Skiles
    I'm starting to think that sanitary wipes were a collective hallucination and never really existed, and it's some Mandela effect shit.
  6. Skiles
    Alcohol consumption has skyrocketed since the pandemic started. What are they gonna do, not capitalize on that? Gotta make that money, my dude.
  7. Skiles
    You could say they're SoDumb Hussein. 😐
  8. Skiles
    Joke is solid. However, on the punchline, cut out everything except "An orgasm." You don't need to explain it, the joke is inherent.
  9. Skiles
    So probably not. I don't remember what is "probably not," but I sure copied it. So there ya go.
  10. Skiles
    I can't fault The Matrix for Hollywood chasing the trend it created. That movie holds up in a big way. Fast and the Furious can eat a dick though.
  11. Skiles
    Shit, who knows. He comes into where my older sister works sometimes. So at the very least, he's alive. I tried to look him up one time, but he has too simple/common of a name and I can't find him.
  12. Skiles
    Must be pretty strong.
  13. Skiles
    I don't think I have. If I got it, I was asymptomatic, and I would not be asymptomatic. Then again my aunt got it a few months ago, but she kicked out pretty quick and didn't get hit as hard as we thought she might.
  14. Skiles
    My dude, how big are your drawers? This sounds like you needed a junk storage unit.
  15. Skiles
    When a person is venting to me, I say, "Well, hey, at least you aren't currently engulfed in flames." Unfortunately it won't work if someone ever comes to me and they actually are engulfed in flames at the time.
  16. Skiles
    Dude if this had happened during The Lion King when Mufasa died, I would've been pissed.
  17. Skiles
    So the Black Eyed Peas were, in fact, the ones were 2000-and-late. So suck on that, random guy from that group that no one knows the name of but is a multi-millionaire.
  18. Skiles
    Yeah, me neither.
  19. Skiles

    This could be us.

    Skiles replied to Cau's topic in Free-For-All

    Yeah, but I don't wanna be those cats. They are very loud and they cause massive property damage. Plus the one with Tigger's voice does a song that's a bit... uh, problematic, shall we say.
  20. Skiles

    This could be us.

    Skiles replied to Cau's topic in Free-For-All

    But I don't wanna be an Aristocat.
  21. Skiles
    Mission accomplished. I'll just climb into my roflcopter and be on my way now.
  22. Skiles
    You gotta be careful with old folks. They're so fragile that too much coarse language could shatter their bones.
  23. Skiles
    Dude is in commercials, TV shows, movies, he does voice over stuff, he had/has a cooking show with Martha Stewart. It's super cool. Doesn't happen very often to people who were on trial for murder at one point.
  24. Skiles
    Have you ever had to use le epic bacon on someone?
  25. Skiles
    Geez, man, hasn't Seymour been through enough?
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