molarbear

That means you still have two hours to climb onto the roof and ride it out full Lt Dan style

https://imgur.com/gallery/0AILT I feel like I shouldn't have to add this but it's a SFW link

People have backup washing machines?

That looks like one of the Alice games!

nb4 your hand literally cuts itself off all "Idle Hands" style and then 400 threads are made about said event

Yeah if it was that bad I would just tell them to fuck off

nope I would have just noped the fuck out of there at that point I do it to my brother all the time because he'll want help on some project he's working on and I'll get to his house and it's always the same shit he moves at the rate of a old slug who's on it's last limb, then doesn't have the supplies so we have to pick them up (he usually stares at a power tool for an hour during the process) after that he wants to go eat and then by then it's like 7 pm and my entire day is wasted

I actually love rainy days because it gives me an excuse to be lazy and catch up on some reading

Yeah that shit would not fly with me. I would have told said person to either get to work or I was leaving I get really cranky while moving either myself or other people though, so much so that last time I moved I just paid a moving company $200 to move my shit for me.... it was the greatest move ever

I'm amazed and happy someone found the song for you but on the other hand I'm really disappointed no one dropped a rick roll first.

It's really weird because when people see my bathroom has a tub in it they ask if I take a lot of baths and they always seemed surprised when I tell them no I'm 6 feet tall literally only my legs would be covered in water and the resulting splashes required to cover the rest of my body would make a huge mess On the plus side sometimes I plug the drain while I'm showering and let the water build up and pretend like I'm on a sinking submarine

Mine's perfect so there's no need to change it

You have a valid proposal!

you're gonna get tired about 1 hour before you gotta wake up. Worst Idea ever but I've been there more than I'd like to admit.

Sharks instead of Horses

Shark Jousting

Will do. I may hop on tonight depending upon how drunk/bored I get. Just a warning, I spew curse words about every third word

Most people that play Xbox from the boards don't really use the boards anymore also @GunStarHero is right about the Overwatch stuff. Most them have their heads so far up that game's ass that (insider trading tip) buy stock in companies that make belly button wax I love Sea of Thieves and I own it on Xbone

https://imgur.com/gallery/JSg8R

I like it on burgers but I usually use mustard in its place these days to attempt to be healthy-ish

I got Chicken Pox from my brother when I was an infant so I don't remember it at all. Pretty good way to get it I assume. Poison Ivy though, that shit I was super allergic to growing up, I'd bust out in like little Poison Ivy Colonies on my arms and stuff. It was like it was building it's own Civilization on my body.

is this a build up to you and @Professah Tex have a rap battle?

http://thecmp.org/cmp_sales/rifle_sales/m1-garand/

I have 2 rifles and a shotgun I've been thinking of picking up a Garand but I don't know if I want to drop that kind of money on something I'm going to bust out once or twice a year

the ultimate meat and cheese breakfast burrito from Sonic