molarbear

I laughed Then I shivered thinking of a tattoo gun getting anywhere near my junk

I have central air and a window unit usually around July when it's 115 out they're all just playing catch up and make it semi tolerable

Yes Nope, fortunately I don't live far enough south to get Texas commercials I think Empty showed me one of that dude's commercials before

All these years of friendship and you're secretly Peter Pan in disguise I don't know if I'll ever recover from this bomb

We will cut a minute square in said hair dam so the Sun can blast away on your location Enjoy melting

Given your location and this information I'm assuming you just burrow deep underground and hibernate all Summer

I had never heard the word "incel" until about a month ago and now I see it at least 3 times a week

I have a plan for this Everyone gets haircuts and we then weave all the hair together forming a large quilt which is then launched towards the sun partially blocking it so it always stays in mid to upper 70's all summer

At least your Mom texts you normal stuff My mom abbreviates things like a 12 year old I swear the other day she abbreviated a coma somehow

is his left nostril bleeding? if so that's metal as fuck

All his commercials are like this... plus he looks like a total douche

There was just something so satisfying about using fus roh dah to launch a cow off a mountain side

Pros: the insane heat kills the yard so you don't have to mow anymore. It's only 5 more months or so until you can go outside and not die. Cons: the insane heat melts your face off

I always thought incense was a little too strong I'd rather just light a candle

I was kind of hoping for a new Elder Scrolls game

Little too long. You're reaching Gene Simmons Tongue length standards at this point with your Board appearance.

You find a functioning Garand in one of those "storage facilities" and sell it to me for $150 and I'll call you a friend for life

No one posted any pictures of their Puppers in it so it was deemed unworthy by me #truenews

I'd say use a stress ball but if you're anything like me those just will just make you more angry One guy I use to work with would do a real shitty version of moon walking on his way to talk to the boss people to calm himself down It was by far one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen in my life

No It just makes it feel like you're dying

The combat can be kind of hard at times like at one point I fought some giant bird thing that destroyed the absolute shit out of me I dunno? It kind of starts off that way Triss and Geralt get interrupted right as it looks promising

Pretty much doing the normal and being Ben Stiller

I had Oyster's for the first and only time when I visited Boston The bartender told me to put some hot sauce on it and treat it like a shot I couldn't get it down and proceeded to nearly vomit on the bar

^Pretty much this I like to pretend my multivitamin covers what greens would give me and I try to eat chicken or turkey with those microwavable rice things most the week