molarbear

No I feel like you'd cheat by distracting me while your cat went all velociraptor and ambushed me from the side

>.> <.< Costume Quest

I'm honestly ashamed that no one has made a tentacle joke yet

All this talk of Turtles reminds me of the "Hey Arnold" episode where Arnold and his Gma save the depressed looking turtle and also ninja turtles... which now makes me want pizza I think I may have problem with pizza

Pittsburg blew a potential upset of Norte Dame in the last few mins and LSU is giving Georgia a tough time

I actually heard a lot of people that get exotic animals end up getting tired of taking care of them and just letting them go

You could have them put anything on them, most people put their names but I figured why not make it awesome? The best part was the marketing people and stuff that didn't know your name looked at your shirt to identify you The worst part was most people I worked with had no idea who Han Solo was.....

I've had a friend post nasty ass photos of a fiddle back spider bite on their knee that didn't get banned how did this get you banned?

This Nebraska/N'western game is so bad it's comical

Indians made it to game 7 with a 3 man rotation granted they had andrew miller in their bullpen who is a fucking work horse

That's rational thinking... I was financially secure so I volunteered to be laid off and took a severance package I did get spend 4 years of my life confusing people because the name on my work shirt said "Han Solo"

If the only flaw you can find in a team is one SP being a bit sketchy then you're pretty well off

You've clearly never had Lost Lake That stuff is like someone drank natty, had the beer shits, then canned it

I was at first but after losing the first 5 matches I began to feel like Squidward in that Magical Conch episode of Spongebob

At my old job I noticed a flaw in a program that would have scrapped a 30k part They rewarded me with a $1 voucher to the vending machine and the guy that wrote the program got a promotion

I will eat any sour candy no matter what form it takes I always hand out little kit kats, snickers, and baby ruth's (I keep those around for the special chance Sloth stops by)

My old dog use to sleep with one of my shoes if she didn't sleep in my bed I thought it was a very heart warming gesture but you'd think an animal with the such a strong sense of smell would choose a different article of clothing instead of a stinky shoe

It's not really their fault Boston is on an absolute tear this year

I bet your cat stole them

I literally slept through tornado sirens two days ago if it makes you feel any better

I've noticed this recently too. Last time the lady literally pulled the needle out and had to try again after digging around in my arm. I still try donate as often as possible because I got special blood, I got a card that says "CMV" hero no clue what it means but they can give my blood to premature potatoes babies apparently

Glad you guys made it through safe

I once ordered "Chicago" style pizza in Mizzou It looked like a domino's pizza with sauce on top That was the day I finally died inside

I found this guy on Youtube and I'm kind of envious I didn't think of this before him @Doom Metal Alchemist you may like this channel.... plus he plays catch with Tim Lincecum in the video