molarbear

Happy Birthday!

I hope if he rises he kills me and me only That way when people ask how I died there's a really cool story about how Godzilla was actually a peaceful giant but accidentally stepped on me and made some formal apology on the air about it I'm not sure where I was going with that, it was suppose to be a joke but then I remembered I put clothes in the washer and after putting them in the dryer I lost it

Is there gold at the end tho? -molarbear bringing the important questions to threads since today

Only if it's in some rip off of Reddit style posting where people care about having a downvote/upvote button and make up completely irrational scenarios that never took place for attention!

People bash them quite often but there is nothing better than deep fried tacos at 3 am when you're hammered

I've been reading "Needful Things" by Stephen King It's takes place in the Castle Rock universe That being said it's about 600 pages long and the first 450 were pretty much an absolute snooze fest

I remember watching this unfold live on tv as a kid

I feel like someone did not prioritize their time correctly

You've hidden the wireless ear buds so well that even someone that knows you're wearing them can't spot them Well played

At least it wasn't $5 in coins

Not often but that's due to the area we live in. You can usually identify someone that pulls that shit by the camouflage shirt or pants they're wearing in public or by the rubber ball sack hanging from their truck that is jacked up so high you know they're compensating for something

It's got really clean teeth

3 years ago a probe was sent in. Contact was lost within months, probes were placed up until the last 4 months, I'm still working on the proper Christmas card to send to the crew members family.

I hate people but I take multivitamins, mainly eat lean meat these days, and overall try to keep my health in check all because there is always an Animal out there I have not pet yet

There's an entire song based around one eyed, one horned, flying purple people eaters. The fact that you didn't reference that while creating this thread disappoints me.

"I'm Bill Belichick" said every white dude wearing a hoodie.....ever.

I won my first round in the Toilet Bowl series I even managed to match my season high win streak of 1 game

As long as you stay far away from my Red and Purple Skittles we cool

You missed a pretty God Damn funny night a couple nights ago

I think I was 5 or so and I couldn't stand it

It's "Judas Priest" length because that's how far down it goes on your shirt

Mushrooms Rotisserie chicken (I don't get this one but for some reason anytime I've tried to eat it I get 2-3 bites in before I have to stop because my stomach is turning)

Once again

Gotta Chrome down