molarbear

sleep on your side champ

Just buy an Alpaca while you're there and bring it back, that way you'll have an infinite source of alpaca fur

Damn dude it's only been a new year for like, 20 mins

HAVE FUN! Make sure to join a flute band while you're there

Happy Birthday!

I dunno my current GF got injured attempting to remove a stump a week ago

Did you sleep?

@1pooh4u

I think someone is purposely infecting everyone from the boards Let's just be thankful it's not Captain Trips

That sucks I hate getting sick because I turn into a giant toddler and just kind of lay in bed feeling miserable all day I think I'm getting better but yesterday it felt like someone was tickling the inside of my nose with a feather all day I was literally mid sneeze the entire day and to top it off my best friend is in town and I can't visit him because his Daughter has RSV so I can't go over without risking getting her even more sick

About that... I think they're all shit

I gave the Matrix trilogy a second chance still think those films are super overrated

I'm sorry I had food poisoning once when I was younger it kicked in during football practice right as our coach was getting super pissed and lecturing us, I kept trying to tell him I didn't feel well and he kept telling me to wait and not interrupt him joke ended up on him because all focus faded from him the moment my body betrayed me and erupted from both ends, the best part was I had been drinking red gatorade so everyone initially thought I was projectile vomiting blood as for the other end my practice pants were white so I was ordered to trash them immediately and then told to sit in the showers until one of my parents could come pick me up

Marlon Mack has two quarters to score the 3 points I need to squeak out a win

I feel like the Packers attempted and successfully completed the "hold my beer" challenge today

I'm not a big fan of sleep aids but I took some Nyquil last night and crashed for the better part of 11 hours There's still a tickle behind my nose that's slowly driving me insane but I no longer hate it because I'm convinced it's impossible to be angry after sleeping that long

I normally just use afrin to breathe when I'm stuffed up but that shit tends to dry my nose out and cause it to bleed turns out blowing my nose continuously has the same affect

That game was an embarrassment I was almost afraid that was going to happen to the Sooners watching the first Quarter of the Bama/OU game, then it turned into a pretty decent game. Honestly, I think if the Sooners could get a mulligan on that first quarter that game would have been a lot closer

Happy Birthday dude! If you get too hyper don't forget to "chrome down"

I've been using it to binge watch KOTH

I is sick too it sucks because family came in for Christmas and they were hacking up a lung... so I sprayed Lysol on pretty much everything as often as I could I thought I had dodged the plague bullet until yesterday, now I'm sitting here on 3 hours of rough sleep because I can only breath out one side of my nose

I want to say "not be an anti social hermit" but I'm probably going to put that off another year