molarbear

Wait until they procreate They'll most certainly buy them ATV's which the kids will then ride through your neighborhood at all hours of the day avoiding all traffic laws and signs

You should watch "A Series of Unfortunate Events" The final season just came out

did you get them for a dollar?

They were an epidemic for a bit

maybe they're being repurposed into more convenient Life Alerts?

I just use the ear buds that came with my phone They weren't long enough to go from my pocket to my head so I cut a little hole in the marsupial pouch of my hoodie and run them up the inside of my hoodie through that

I mean technically we were all "semen" at one point amirite? I'll pause for the delayed laughter

What is this abomination?

Probably because old people are starting to wear them and everyone just decided it was more convenient to just answer your phone

Do you ever have that awkward moment when you're walking by them where they start talking and you're all "I have no idea what you're talking about but I didn't take your (insert item)" and then they walk away and point to their ear? because I literally had what I thought was a confusing two minute conversation with a random girl on campus once when in reality she was talking to her little ear piece.... or she was bat shit crazy, to this day I still don't know but she was rocking one

I honestly kind of miss flip phones

https://www.twitch.tv/gamesdonequick

Those hands free phone ear pieces that were big like a decade ago You may be saying to yourself "well now wait, I still see them occasionally" I'm here to inform you that my 60 year old uncle just discovered this piece of technology and is now rocking it everywhere he goes, it's definitely going to be in the grave soon

He makes a very valid argument about genre of the Titanic movie

TEXAS

This is one of my favorites by him I think it's because in a previous relationship I've been in that brunch situation and know exactly what it feels like to sit at a table and slowly die inside

I'm busting it out It's their punishment for losing and ruining my picks

It ran off I've seen Deer live through worse and they're smaller also when I heard this I laughed my ass off

Try being a Packers fan and living in Oklahoma The Cowboys were always the Regional game they showed on TV back in the day It increased my hatred of those cunts 1000%

I was making a joke about the Butterfly effect and it went straight over your head and into the stands

You told me a long while back that you were working for the job corp, got told to finish your water while you were cutting down trees and chunked your water at the lady that told you to finish your water

*container with water inside it

this could have all been prevented if you had never thrown that bottle of water

suit yourself now you're gonna be defenseless when the Inca zombie army rises