molarbear

It's ok When I was younger I thought Women's vaginas were just a hole where the penis was on dudes

That sounds like one of those events you go to that are so boring you slowly slip into madness and finally take the free PCP the hobo outside is offering

So apparently Bob Stoops is coming out of retirement to coach for the Dallas XFL team 20 years of respecting the man but now he's coaching a Texas team so I must now learn to root against him

Did you buy a Xbox?

You should really invest in a Game Genie

Happy Birthday!

Bruh Jam vol. 4 See we sell the event like people missed out on the first 3, plus it's a total douche name so we immediately rope in that crowd. Explode on social media, host a second Fyre event, then disappear to some island with loads of money

you just gotta fight it southpaw, that's the key to beating it

There was an entire day where I dreaded firing up the game because I got a save in the the main room with X about 8 feet away I even considered loading a previous save but had completed a large chunk of what I needed to get done so I just loaded it up and ran I made it, but it was still terrifying

I want to see Still Me vs her cat LB vs any Samsung device Vamped vs her alarm in the morning Cracky vs whatever old people are hating on these days and for the finale I want to see Midnight, Kudasai, or DMA vs Ghosts n' Goblins

It's done

They're getting big! Have they started chewing on everything yet? My late Pup destroyed a brand new wallet I got for Christmas one year and then decided my PS2 controller was a chew toy....She then proceeded to attempt to eat my PS2 It's cool because when I bust out my PS2 I have a little reminder of her via bite marks

You're not wrong but I've enjoyed it, granted I'm a huge Disney/Pixar fanboy

Thanks for taking the time to do it! Between the Picks and Fantasy Football (which btw @Admin_Raptorpat still haven't got that destroyer of toilets title) I spent way more time than I'd ever like to admit studying Stats

I'm thinking of starting my "B" campaign runs this weekend because I've almost beat KH3 and it's suppose to get really cold this weekend so I'll probably just bundle up the hatches and stay at home

Happy Birthdays!

What Chapter is everyone at on Mr. Mercedes? I feel this spontaneously founded bookclub is struggling

I know it sounds weird but I'm a huge fan of this kid If I was ever rich I'd probably do the same shit he does

Nah dude. We're just God's Prototypes, never meant for mass production I would like the record to show I couldn't get to sleep until 4 but woke up at 7 so this may all be gibberish

I did too >.> I also made the mistake of attempting to run out the front door when I got the key

The only thing the commercials have done for me so far is make me vow to never watch golf and make me really want some taco bueno