molarbear

I was a C-section so I can't even claim that one

I laughed, continued to laugh, then proceeded to laugh even harder

I know a couple females that bought pillows with holes like this

My old HR Dept decided to put out an anonymous suggestion box in the shop I may or may not have spammed it daily with suggestions for "Professional Hookers and Therapy Animals" to cope with the mass stupidity we dealt with everyday

NVM, someone already mentioned Mother's Day

99% of the time it's by complete accident the other 1% is the people that generally make me laugh and I haven't seen them on in awhile

No, but about a year ago I put my phone on silent and haven't looked back

You can't top the slap bet

It's going all week Here's the schedule http://www.retrothon.net/schedule/ and here's a link to the twitch channel https://www.twitch.tv/retrogaminglivetv

Bonus points if you read it as "Don't Dead Open Inside"

To quote one of the most famous quotes from the old ASMB "Yes, Whales are big"

I don't like to take it because instead of passing out it just makes me loopy

I tried everything the sneeze was as elusive as bigfoot

I think they're actually classified as Sharks because they're Killer and all

Allergies the biggest tease of sneezes since teasing a sneeze was a thing

This would explain all the traffic on the hwy through there... Must have gone through during the exodus I guess that kinda means I partook in the Oregon Trail version 2.0?

Take care of yourself bud I hope you get some sleep

Nice! I still haven't finished Leon's B campaign

Nope, just a fan

I like to dip my crust in it because it tastes like angel tears

Zero, I'm indecisive as fuck yo

I went from 230-40ish to 160 in about a year and a half I did IF and counted calories You just gotta find what works for you and stick with it. if you struggle with a diet try another one and see if it's up your alley... you got puppies that depend on you now

I always get the peanut butter flavored one

There's a town 10 mins away that has a corn festival every summer