molarbear

did she check your internet search history? I told you to quit looking at the Elephant on Hyena porn

Noice

Sure! I'm down anytime

Before answering I would just like to mention that my opinion can be bought with a Ninja Turtle yarn figure

pssh my palate is way too fancy for such food Tonight I may put ketchup on my fries

I mean, the positive is you haven't had to join the war on Pollen yet

I think I took this a couple weekends ago It's my Brother's Girlfriend's Dog

I was a C-section so I can't even claim that one

I laughed, continued to laugh, then proceeded to laugh even harder

I know a couple females that bought pillows with holes like this

My old HR Dept decided to put out an anonymous suggestion box in the shop I may or may not have spammed it daily with suggestions for "Professional Hookers and Therapy Animals" to cope with the mass stupidity we dealt with everyday

NVM, someone already mentioned Mother's Day

99% of the time it's by complete accident the other 1% is the people that generally make me laugh and I haven't seen them on in awhile

No, but about a year ago I put my phone on silent and haven't looked back

You can't top the slap bet

It's going all week Here's the schedule http://www.retrothon.net/schedule/ and here's a link to the twitch channel https://www.twitch.tv/retrogaminglivetv

Bonus points if you read it as "Don't Dead Open Inside"

To quote one of the most famous quotes from the old ASMB "Yes, Whales are big"

I don't like to take it because instead of passing out it just makes me loopy

I tried everything the sneeze was as elusive as bigfoot

I think they're actually classified as Sharks because they're Killer and all

Allergies the biggest tease of sneezes since teasing a sneeze was a thing

This would explain all the traffic on the hwy through there... Must have gone through during the exodus I guess that kinda means I partook in the Oregon Trail version 2.0?