molarbear

I"d still pet them

That he was a fraudulent rip off of Beakman's World JK, I love all Scientists equally

No wait Actually go ahead. The resulting mass eye ball ripping outage will result in less people needing to go to the eye doctor, which may lead to lower health premiums Leak away my dude

Cubs got their shit kicked in by the Brew Crew 7-0. Jose Quintana has been stellar all season and put in a Quality Start but got the tag for a loss when the Bats failed to support him in any way, and the BP gave up 4 runs.

Did you steal a camaro and drive it off a bridge?

My eye will do that when my nose is stuffed up

I keep my phone on silent these days It's by far one of the best life decisions I've ever made

I have and always will love Roller Coasters Ferris Wheels use to scare the shit out of me because they had a single bar and my Dad wasn't out of shape, but, he was bigger than my frame and the single security bar stopped at his waist leaving me tons of wiggle room as we just ascended towards the sky at dangerous levels. He use to let me borrow his sunglasses because I was embarrassed at the fact I'd close my eyes

The longest I ever made it was a year I was trying to get it long enough to donate but eventually it started irritating me and I finally caved

Pandering done right

I plan on placing a bunch of lawn gnomes in the front yard and yelling at them daily Why? I want my Neighbors to think I'm crazy so they'll leave me alone, plus it's a spot I won't have to mow

It's good to see Jey Hey hitting the ball well with yet another walk off Homer! https://www.mlb.com/video/jason-heyward-homers-6-on-a-fly-ball-to-left-field

The OG

Yeah... but it was the nice, not 112 degrees outside part that's done

It's currently on sale and bundled with the AC: Odyssey season pass for $21 right now I'm really tempted to buy it. Mainly because I beat Odyssey and now I'm lost and craving more

Touche

Kris Bryant Walk off homer in the bottom of the 9th THAT HAPPENED!

Weak SAUCE! We've all seen the dude in Australia that punched a fucking Kangaroo and lived to tell tales about it

"Disappoint" Would have also been an acceptable answer zing

Happy Birthday!

Cubs are 1/2 game outta first place. They're showing a metric fuck ton of improvements since Opening Day save Yu Darvish. I'm fairly positive he's the next Edwin Jackson/Tyler Chatwood signing Theo can stack a farm system, his Achilles Hill is signing SP....... or just Pitching in any sense

Oh lord, that means I'm left to rant in this thread to myself about baseball BRACE YO SELFS!

I say we strike while the iron is hot and drop a loin cloth woven from redhead people's hair