This whole post is something I feel would be on a fucked up version of a hybrid of Jerry Springer meets Jeopardy episode
"I'll take things that a female could say to make my dick go flaccid instantly, for $200 Alex"
@Doom Metal Alchemist for trying to buy a vial of Ozzy's blood via the internet as a form of music steroids
@BloodHawk1991 for finally breaking his "anti-emulator" rule and emulating a game and the FBI just drops a MOAB on his house
@Cau and I are going down for hiding the Fountain of Youth
There's a remedy for that.... just remember the smell in the locker room after a summer practice
I still get involuntary shivers whenever I see a hose hooked up to a piece of pvc pipe with a bunch of holes poked in it