molarbear

I managed to stay innocent enough to not know what this was until about 5 years ago I'll never forget that night because I thought a drunk girl was talking about a tuning fork, then my coworker/her husband was like "no, it's rod that goes in your pee hole" That's when I reminded myself of why I try not to get to know my coworkers

Que?

I want to say "Yes" but the image didn't load for me so I'm not sure it really was trident layers or if I'm being bamboozled

Three Veins guaranteed location is the side of my head

It looks like the DickButt meme

I say this in a light hearted, joking manner

I use to Gate Keep too!

I don't have a pool I do however have a large pile of leafs that are composting

That's fine. I don't really pay attention to it, TBH. If you'd be willing to get on a ladder on a steep Driveway and hang the address numbers on the front of my house I'd pay you in Dog Memes, though.

I actually grew up on classic rock because my Dad liked it. When my Mom would go out of town my Dad would bust out his Record Player and his Vinyls I was 4 when I was introduced to Black Sabbath, Jethro Tull, Iron Maiden, Judas Priest, Led Zeppelin, etc My Brother and I would dance around and misinterpret the song lyrics one thing that stands out to this day was us laughing uncontrollably at "Aqua Lung" because Snot was dripping down his nose.

Kyle Hendricks is looking more and more like the 2016 version of himself and that's a really good thing Bosoxs pulled Sale today in the 7th at 108 pitches with 17 K's and a 3-2 lead... they then proceeded to lose the game in 11 innings Vlad Jr hit his first career Homer... and then proceeded to hit his 2nd career homer later in the game

The World must know of this immediately!

I got my best guys on it I wouldn't

I'd like to identify as a Dog, just super happy no matter what and not sure why you're mad that I thought a pillow was some threat to anyone but I destroyed it anyway

OH LAWD, DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE!

I"d still pet them

That he was a fraudulent rip off of Beakman's World JK, I love all Scientists equally

No wait Actually go ahead. The resulting mass eye ball ripping outage will result in less people needing to go to the eye doctor, which may lead to lower health premiums Leak away my dude

Cubs got their shit kicked in by the Brew Crew 7-0. Jose Quintana has been stellar all season and put in a Quality Start but got the tag for a loss when the Bats failed to support him in any way, and the BP gave up 4 runs.

Did you steal a camaro and drive it off a bridge?

My eye will do that when my nose is stuffed up

I keep my phone on silent these days It's by far one of the best life decisions I've ever made

I have and always will love Roller Coasters Ferris Wheels use to scare the shit out of me because they had a single bar and my Dad wasn't out of shape, but, he was bigger than my frame and the single security bar stopped at his waist leaving me tons of wiggle room as we just ascended towards the sky at dangerous levels. He use to let me borrow his sunglasses because I was embarrassed at the fact I'd close my eyes