molarbear

I'm too damned high for this

more like stand at the door and meow constantly until you go outside, then she continues to meow because she wants warmth, but she's a total bitch so she doesn't want to be held What she actually wants is someone to warm the seat up for her and then move >.>

We are kitteh 23.mp4

That's fine. It was that way during covid, after they quickly added the notary part (IRRC) It really doesn't bother me though. Banks, lawyers, paralegals, all do it. They also cannot charge since it's a ballot. Also, it's not like it's a surprise that is dropped on you out of the blue. They tell you that when you sign up for the ballot now, it's also printed in huge bold letters when you open the instructions I for one, am grateful I do not have to go stand in a line, in a crowded building, on election day. That is just something I hate doing.. any day though

I mean, at this point it's a known tactic that works for their side. They literally have an entire fake news network working for them who got sued into oblivion, by Dominion... and they let them settle instead of forcing them to admit their entire network is a fucking lie. And then we have the debates... where once again they claim both candidates will be muted if they go over time, or speak out of turn. Wtf did Trump and Vance do? Go off on Migrants supposedly eating cats and dogs, both were fact checked, but both were allowed to continue speaking afterward. I get tired of hearing this "it will be fair" when It's one party always breaking the rules and, when the other party finally attempts to respond the network is like "Ok... now mute both of them." While I'm on a political rant, I need to get this off my chest and it's not directed at anyone here... If I see one more person in my state complain on reddit about how difficult it was to vote, I'm going to lose my shit. If there is one thing my state does well, it's make it easy to vote. I have done mail in voting for years now, and while you do have to get it notarized, that's it. After you fill out your ballot, and put in a privacy envelope, you take it to a notary, who checks your ID and watches you sign it, and then signs it themselves while logging it in their little notary book. Then you put it in an even larger envelope (provided to you) and you put a stamp on it, and mail it. People are like "Where do you even find a notary????" I dunno, I feel like if you were able to go through the process of getting setup for mail in voting... you should be fully capable of googling "notaries near me". Why does this anger oh so much? Because, we had 1.4 million people not vote in my county. These complaints are very similar to the same shit people said two years ago when we voted on recreational weed and no one could believe it did not pass, even though voter turnout was literally like 12% of the state. Having a month to get your ballot notarized is not voter suppression, it is at the minimum an IQ test on whether or not you should be able to exist as a human and not immediately turned into soylent green to better feed impoverished people of the nation

The other day I was working on a paper and had a very questionable fart Admittedly, instead of immediately rushing to the bathroom I just shifted onto one side and continued typing. Praying to any deity that would listen to not let the next sensation I felt be a warm, fluid one. All was safe in the end, but damn.... I was worried that as an adult, I was going to have to reset the "zero accidents since" sign again.

checks and balances only works when people actually use them If he gets the House and Senate, he is unchecked. Three people have stood up to him in his own party, McCain, Cheney, and Kinzinger. All of whom have been ostracized by the GOP since. Odds of that happening are slim to none this time. They're all dropping their pants and getting in the elephant line hoping they're not at the end, because MTG is always second to last in the line

I absolutely hate this timeline

......So This is why GOP leaders are blocking Pornhub in their States It all makes sense now. If their constitutes can't beat their meat or flick their bean in anger at the devil's movies, they knew all that rage would redirected at the government euthanizing a squirrel (that was not vaccinated for rabies) for biting someone

I thought that was the Mets? This one is better, lol

I'm not sure how many people I'm allowed to bring, a trip to Utah for some fake marriages may have to happen as well; Due my heritage, I can move to a mountain town in Italy for free. The only requirements are you must all live at least 6 house away from me. You may have balconies and porches that face my front garden so you can all admire the creatures that eat the shit out of it, but do not have any views of my backyard. I will be doing Karate back there 12/6, like a boss. If you look, One of you will get horny and start a war. it's guaranteed to happen (looking at you @Raptorpat)

Replace "Deshaun Watson" with "WTF Yankees!?!?!?!?!?!" and that doesn't even begin to explain the 5th inning

Yeah... I know what party is currently running it though, and they seem to think everything is absolutely peachy. No matter how many times Drummond's had tried to investigate that shit, they seem to never give a clear answer. I had to look that shit up, lol. I have windstream, it's absolute hell on earth. Somehow they've managed to not roll out any fiber to this portion of the city, so I'm literally stuck with DSL or COX as my only option, and Cox has a data cap. On a good day my download is 30, and my upload gets near 1. Not gigs... megabytes. Then I see people on reddit over in McAlester bragging about having fiber that gets 14 gigs down. If you get a chance, check out Dennis Baker though. He's running for the House seat. He wants to use Grants from the Federal Transit thing to build a high speed rail between T-town and OKC.

I'm not gonna lie The voting process is actually pretty smooth here, so I'm willing to sacrifice the sticker

Yeah What kind of explosive shits do you have that your clothes are able to contain them? Are you eating the same diet as a rabbit? Do you just shit out little pellet turds, mix?

Nope. No stickers. I asked the lady that notarized it about them and she didn't have any either. @scoobdog I did not see that you asked the same question https://oklahoma.gov/occ.html They're supposed to monitor all The State's utility companies and keep them in check

Only downside.... You don't get a cool sticker to place upon your bewbs... *For the record, the blue smear was not intentional It's my favorite color so I usually start with it, before switching to pink after realizing blue was often associated with politics. It was in no way intended to reveal who I voted for. It does not bother me if people know, but; as is, you have to really zoom in try to figure it out so... kudos if you go that far and get butt hurt

Untrue We were given this golden nugget by Big Papi https://www.cnn.com/2024/07/30/us/christopher-dunn-released-missouri-prison/index.html

Have you, have you tried pooping?

...You enjoyed getting pooped on?

I learned to just tell people I get uncontrollable, explosive shits if I get tickled The amount of people that have attempted to tickle me since I implemented this policy is zero

I meant in that moment, I could clearly see how that call was missed It was the in the following moments when Darnold's head was rolling around like he had just found himself in sleepy hollow that confused me I do not believe penalties are reviewable though. That may have changed in recent years, I remember them discussing something about it. This is where the lines between NFL and College rules start to blur for me.

If I can play devil's advocate here for just a moment gonna break this play down molarbear style From this angle right here, that hand could easily be grabbing Darnold's left arm, was it? No, but this official most likely saw the defender coming up, saw his hands going up, and then his eyes went straight to watching the ball to see what unfolds there. Looking for any forward motion etc, in the event that ball pops out. How he was not able to notice Darnold involuntarily pulling an exorcist (sans the pea soup vomit) after the fact, does absolutely astound me.

Do most the old athletes sell used cars and have beer guts now? The popular girls ended up married to them at my school. Then in some bizarre, massive love triangle, they've all gotten divorced and remarried within the group. Some multiple times. It's almost like a little cult. It's starting to make sense why Sedric bolted for Colorado as soon as we graduated, and Cody went to some unheard of college in California. They were always the smarter ones.

This is the void She's not mine, but she frequently hangs out on the porch and likes to nap on things One day a race of beings from a completely different galaxy with weapons that make ours look like stone age tools appeared. Unfortunately for them, their intelligence dept sucked and they misjudged everything on our planets size; Discovering shortly after entering our atmosphere that they were beings the size rhino beetles, and their ships had the misfortune of being sphere shaped and about the same size as tennis balls. She batted their leader's ship and everything inside turned into goo. Upon seeing this havoc, the beings quickly ran back into the wormhole they had come from.