molarbear

There is the world's tiniest cut on the top of my foot, and it hurts like eight bitches in a bitch boat

Le Kitteh upon returning home today cat 14.mp4

Anywhoo Here's the pups from my trip Oakley in the sweater looking dapper as hell Betty's ears started standing since we last saw her. They don't permastand though, she's keeps them up while playing to be more aerodynamic so she can directly fly into your face/nuts Greyson with three tennis balls in his mouth. He would drop two while taunting his sister... and then she would grab them and return the favor It was funny, he had about 5 balls in the kitchen with him still, and one directly behind him; but his sister having those two in particular was just a war crime Which brings us to the next topic. the unexpected passing of my Aunt after Christmas We had to venture up north to clean out her place. She was the "cool" aunt. I'm not saying this so everyone is like " sorry for your loss" It was kind of expected. She wasn't in the best of shape, and was definitely on borrowed time. Still, very loved. Avid Elvis fan, and huge Cubs and Bears fan Grandpa went to Korea right after the war, that's where the flag came from greyson ball.mp4

...... This thread has been heavily edited, huh? Either way Now that I have a platform to bitch about this, I really felt like AS was on the right track and going back to their old ways. They've had been airing the old cartoon cartoon stuff earlier and earlier, old school toonami was making a run mid day again... It was really enjoyable Then they acquired Family Guy again, and, while I do enjoy the show and find it funny. There is a beating a dead horse, and then there's "the horse corpse is gone, now you've just been hitting the ground so long you've made a hole where it used to be." and that is what AS does with their fox block thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Can confirm, I binged it

That's weak sauce, sir. I can see krabs being a huge undersea kelp dealer. One day while on a three day bender that made charlie sheen's little outburst look like a child's tantrum, he catches a glimpse a badonkadonk so big; it literally casts a shadow over his villa. While all his hench crabs run for shelter thinking the sharks are onto them, mr krabs is far too fucked up to care and menacingly stares, slowly he raises his eyes. Krabs has seen many an ass in his lifetime, but never one so profound as "The Mother of Pearl". Scientists and witnesses to this day are still skeptical as to what actually caused the event. Some say it was a combination of the perfect drug cocktail mixed with horny, others say it was more like he was drawn to it like a metal object to a magnet. Whatever you want to believe, Krabs rocketed upward pelvis first at a speed that has never been understood by any physics expert or mathematician. Later, recollections of this could be traced to this moment

Did anyone ever get an official reason for why AS pulled the plug on the boards? I've heard a thing or two from a former helper, but I dunno if that's the real reason or not. Also.....Has anyone ever wondered how Mr Krabs fucked a whale? He's a crab..... that means he either went on some skilled stealth mission inot a whale's hoohah, or he has an astronomically large penis

Happy late Birthmas!!!!

I never received the hat you were supposed to knit me last year....

Here be the street tacos everyone speaks of and here are the fajitas I ordered

No. I thought Heaven on Earth was just a song that really hot Belinda Carlisle lady sang

They were beef vajitas that I call tacos because I don't like all the peppers and onions My pile of grated cheese was not included

how does one forget the cheese when constructing tacos? It's like a construction company forgetting to add the water to concrete mix

Happy Day of Birth, homie! Story time! I was hanging out with some friends in college one time and they were like "Come to Monticello and hangout with us sometime!" So, a year later my friend's grandma dies; and like any sane person he goes "my grandma died....you want to go on a trip?" I was thinking he meant to his Grandmother's place. We're on the road for a couple hours in this 90's chevy silverado (come to find to find out it had absolutely no radio because that got goinked at some point) and I was like "hey P... where does your Grandmother live?" He's all (and I shit you not, this dude now has a doctorate's in psychology) "I don't like dealing with death, so I figured we'd go visit *insert friends in fucking bumfuck monticello, Arkansas" The year was 2007. We got there on a paper map because smartphones came out that year, but they hadn't released yet. I had to guide us, having never read a map before, we only missed one turn in either little rock or conway and, ended up in this place called Star City..... It smelled like poop. We finally end up at the mazzios in town, because our buddy's all worked there. Our friends are like "you guys got here the perfect night! Afroman is performing at some fraternity boxing event!" I was like "There is ABSOLUTELY. NO. FUCKING. WAY. AFROMAN. WOULD. VENTURE. INTO. THIS. SWAMP" they're full of it. So, about 3 hours later I'm watching these dudes beat the shit out of each other, and then Afroman performed. That was my first visit to Monticello. That was also when I learned they have like 6 waffle house rip-offs the further you go south eastish

Happy Birthmas!!!! I have no clue what Big eyed fish looks like but, GBM has a beautiful mane of hair

That's not true! There's a lot of really smart, and compassionate humans out there. We're just completely unchecked in the food chain and modern medicine prevents a lot of needed Darwinism

Happy Birthmas!

I mean... some crypto dudebro just paid 4 million dollars for a banana that was taped to a poster board

Happy Birthmas everyone! I'm not sharing my cake with you people

Honestly? It's a dumb number, but Baseball is one of the only sports I know that generally stays up with inflation. Every 10-15 years you get a wave of record breaking contracts. People thought A-rods 10 year, 100 million contract 20 years or so ago was outrageous. After that, 100 mil became the number get in the door to start negotiating with Elite level talent like that.

Happy birthmas! The porch kitty is sleeping with her head tucked under a blanket currently, so here's a randomly googled "Old ass cat" image XD

Nah, she had that nerve thing or something.... right?

Happy Birthmas Here cat