molarbear

I remember a kid tried to make fun of me for calling my grandma "nana" once She then made cookies for the whole class and I did not give him one Fuck you, Todd. Learn to blow your damn nose you snot covered asshole I hope your Ma has a happy birthday!

If my heater started belting out "People are People" I would be half amazed and half worried it was about to blow up

I will never not be convinced that you are just the next stage in evolution for canadian geese >.> It is the only logical explanation for the extreme cold, and the living with cats and birds without them attempting to destroy each other

*here

LMAO in his defense The weather is literally changes every 5 mins or so

Yeah homie, we even made the news and everything...... because for as much as people like to call this "God's land" there is sure a fuck ton of fucked up people here I don't know how to spoiler tag that link, but that video can be hard to watch for some. Nothing gory, it is a video of an autistic child being locked outside in the cold by their foster parents https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/child-left-outside-in-winter-storm-sparks-outrage-foster-parents-may-face-charges/ar-AA1ztOxU?ocid=BingNewsSerp

I've always heard cardinals are loved ones checking in on you

-nt birds.mp4

These claws ain't just for attrac'n mates

I'm not sure. I'm holding completely still just to be safe

Look I think it was genuine worry. You are....nearing the seasoned point in life where the risk of stroke increases XD Did you get that helmet we sent you?

*scratch that Let me just get a whole new set of organs from the neck down I feel like a fresh restart would be beneficial

Alright... Let me know when they can grow me a new liver

Does anyone currently own one? I was looking at buying one for my Dad for his B-day before Tariffs got everything all shitfucked price wise I have found some on Amazon in the $150-500 range and I'm leaning towards the lower end because I'm back in school and broke

Happy late Birthmas!

I was getting an earful a min ago cat talk.mp4

*Allegedly in cahoots with the Mothman and four Chupacabras for running a Herbalife ponzi scheme involving goose poop

Does she stand at the door, and meow in threes while chasing mice with all the glee?

I have two on going theories about this The most prominent being genetics. Most people in my family do not start looking old until their late 60's. Some start losing hair color in their late teens, but for the most all the aging we do is internal. Knees don't have a good record, I think my Dad and all his siblings/ parents have/had knee replacements/some type of repair surgeries at some point. Heart and liver disease run rampant, so I have to keep a close eye on that stuff. The second theory which is way more out there, has zero shreds of evidence, but is more fun to believe; I think the government experiments using different drugs on newborns every year. I have had this discussion with other people I graduated with. We all look young, but the class that graduated the year before us make us all look like dwarfs. This could also be the result of being a couple hours down stream from a superfund cleanup site called Pitcher where they mined zinc and lead for years and now toxic spilloff rolls off the overburden piles https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Picher,_Oklahoma

Happy Birthmas Oda! I didn't see the thread until now

My Dad got screwed out of his too They took out a VA loan for a house, then sold it (one of those take over the loan sales) They had a little water filter under the sink for my brother because he was born with some stomach issues, they told her they were going to take it when they moved. If she wanted another one, she would need to buy it, but my dad would install it for her for free. Apparently the lady did not like that about 2 months in and just stopped making payments, without telling anyone. My Dad just got a call from the VA one day that the bank had sold his house for a huge loss and he owed them for it. My Great Uncle at time (WWII vet) was luckily really good friends with some people at the local VA. He got my Dad a meeting with some higher up people who finally heard his case of how "If anyone had bothered to notify him, he would have gladly taken back over payments on the house." They forgave his loan, but he had to sacrifice ever using his GI Bill, which, when he signed up in the 70's was only about 10 grand, I think? So, he actually kind of deal.

11:00/2:00 American Dad!: Threat Levels* 11:30/2:30 Family Guy: Ready, Willing and Disabled 12:00/3:00 Robot Chicken: Junk in the Trunk 12:15/3:15 Tom Goes to the Mayor: Calcucorn 12:30/3:30 Fullmetal Alchemist: Her Reason 1:00/4:00 Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex: Stand Alone Complex 1:30/4:30 The Venture Bros.: Dia de los Dangerous 5:00 Lupin the 3rd Part II: The Sleight Before Christmas 5:30 Case Closed: The Moonlight Sonata Murder Case, Part 1 I do believe this was the lineup from the night I graduated HS.... in 2005

https://youtu.be/cAtoQs57HFg?t=5 Just this but as bright as the freaking sun x20, picture Tien doing a solar flare in front of me right as you glance And if I'm being completely honest, that man's ass is more toned at 50ish than mine ever will be

Wait, was Phillies real? I thought that was someone's alt? What did they get permabanned for?