molarbear

I realized my workout stuff looked very.... "Heaven's Gate" like today That's when it hit me find or make a giant, soft, purple snuggie fit for fall with a marsupial pouch (much like a hoodie) that I can then carry ripped dvds inside of that contain videos of friend's dogs doing tricks Go as the member of Heaven's Gate Cult that stay behind to keep the website running

Is the reason some menus spell it "catsup"

Please post videos of the dogs running around with unbridled joy in it

once smuggled 5000 hamsters across the border with no bags still will not answer any questions on where they kept the hamsters

Prescription ran out yesterday Call pharmacy for refill get call from Doctor's office today asking a few questions, return call, no one answers. Send email to patient portal, no response Miss funeral I really didn't want to go to dealing all this (I hate the smell of embalming fluid and funeral homes always smell like it) Check school e-mail to see why after getting a 4.0 last semester I have a notification telling me I'm on financial aid suspension ...keep it up Tuesday, I will gladly just go back to bed and skip your ass

Naaah I actually really like Daylight, so I always get donuts from there

The cinnamon roll was from earlier I believe it has absorbed all the icing at that point

The asian people at the donut shop call it a cinnamon roll *It's an actual old, asian couple that run a donut shop nearby. I'm not doubting that it may be an actual sticky bun, they just sell it as a cinnamon roll and I'm not complaining

Much like the Kerbals from my space program that are still floating around in the endless abyss of the universe from the multitude of failed missions trying to get to the moon They knew the risk when they signed up

Secretly farts while passing by people and pretends not to notice

Anyone want to do my assigned reading so I can fuck off and pretend like I know how to garden?

Happy day of exit, Mewn!

Was camping with Luigi in Grand Teton the entire week the healthcare shooting happened

Eats pizza using a spoon

Has a religion based on their right pinkie toe Every September followers gather from around the world to grate cheese using a ped egg onto her toe for a blessing of humble growth for their crops

Nah, if I was going for the jugular I would have asked what it was like being in the last cavalry charge :P

I thought Bowie had adorable little blue eyes until I realized it was the reflection of the blanket on the cold, void shadows

Don't lie You got cocky, squatted down at the start line thinking "I'm going to school this little shits and show them their uncle mix can run fast still" and then everything in your body popped at once

I think you were overseas when I was Kindergarten

I really felt for LaFleur It was like watching someone win a chess match while all their pieces suicide'd Shutdown Barkley and Hurts for the entire game almost, offense just keeps making mistakes and penalties I feel like this really the last year they can use the excuse that the Packers are a "young team" Young or not, eventually you learn from your dumbass mistakes, or you don't.

Loquacious Still one of my favorite words, and it was part of a vocabulary assignment from this book