molarbear

Woke up rocking "flock of seagulls" hair

Does your Mother Eat Peter pan brand peanut butter, specifically creamy with the red label? My walmart quit carrying it.... so I order it off amazon now

No! Dogsitting these two goobs, ya bewbs

doggos.mp4

....DIBS ON THE CASHAPP NAME!!!!!!!!!

I have literally read two conflicting articles about Caleb Williams and the Bears Offense in the last 5 mins As someone who honestly has nothing against the kid and hopes the best for him, how's he looking?

Oddly not denying ever storming out of the litter box, leaving a trail of litter behind you.....

Happy Birthmas!

He can't hear you over his explosions People think he just likes them for cinematics, no. It's a curse he picked up from Alcatraz from filming the Rock most likely. Everywhere he goes, violent explosions follow

Happy Birthmas! Got the pup for Renjifan and I...think ghost liked cats?

I respect Dave's fucking hustle Those things are amazing

Everytime they show JD Vance on tv all I can think of is this I'm not the only one that thinks that dude is rocking more eyeliner than a crowd at a Hawthorne Heights concert, right?

Happy Birthmas person! Wait... Was this the person that posted a photo of a big doggo during covid?

The craters on the moon are full of moon meerkats, who dive into them every time we look at it We must develop mirrors that allow us to see the moon by looking at the ground..... For reasons I cannot explain, normal mirrors will not work

...did he sign yet?

....... Someone must really want the Bears to win the Superbowl for them to be conjuring up this storm

He is Maxwell, Ruler of the cat tribes of the East and eater of human flesh (allegedly)

Happy Birthmas person who chased a troll across the internet, and other person!

Me, still waiting on fiber internet while living less than a block from the Internet company's little HQ building 3 years after they announced their big "fiber rollout"

Happy Birthmas! I hope you're still alive

I hear the next one is gonna be the best >.>