molarbear

I gotchu, pooh

2 wins in a row! Just to be clear, under the new labor guidelines; no players on my roster can be tested for PEDs until the May

yeaaah legs are not supposed to do that

Up there living the disney experience Anytime I go on campus, they hide next to a trashcan and hiss as people walk by I can't befriend birds, because the void beast that hangs out on the porch in the afternoons eats them... slowly She doesn't touch the squirrels though, they ripped all 4 of my pumpkin plants up. I really don't know I continue to avoid them on the road at this point

I could literally hear the arthritis as you typed this, old lady XD How? I've heard if you feed them you have a friend for life, but all they seem to want from me is my flesh If it makes you feel any better, no one in my stat class knew what AOL waswhen it was mentioned in a question involving polls from the early 2000's. The professor said "Does anyone remember AOL?" and as my hand went up, I watched in horror as all the people around me spun their heads side to side in disbelief of this alien word. Needless to say, my hand of acknowledgment quickly turned into an awkward, one handed scratching of the top of my head in an attempt to mask my mistake

Sure.... I think you mean Columbia House That's the only reason someone would voluntarily live near the breeding ground of the World's most violent geese, you bought the 8 cd's for a penny back in the day and now they're after you

FAAAAAAAAAACCCCCKKKKKKKKKK

Given the way the offense has looked I did not have high expectations this season But, today was the one game of the season I really care about..... and jeebus That's it Wake me up for college softball

Nah I'm pulling for Javy to get another ring now

Yeah, I wanted to be. The Padres were the most exciting team to watch in the highlights this offseason They actually looked like they were out there enjoying themselves and having fun ....That and the Dodgers have the largest fucking payroll this side of the milky way.... YOU DON'T GET TO SIGN EVERY FREE AGENT!!!!!

I'll gladly take snail mail over the millions of texts I get a day asking from moveon asking for money they're barking up the wrong tree here. I support your cause, but you need to be bothering people with actual money

Also, when dafuq did the Seahawks start looking like the Lions? *Their uniforms

I mean........This is what $55,000,000 a year gets you

Happy Birthmas! Enjoy betty boop's crazy eyes

I said the same thing about the Cubs for years They even had a potential in the late 90's- early 2000's when the Tribune decided to spend money and signed Alfonso Soriano to an 8 year contract after he had peaked

It was in fact, not the first time Aaron Rodgers had questioned his decisions in life

My family from up north that enjoy the Chicago team for football season are in town. I want to say Caleb looked great today, but DJ Moore made it look like a damn 1st grader could be QB Meanwhile We got Jordan Love doing his weird "hook shot straight to the LB on the 2 yard line to dodge a safety" thing, still

Hey They did it!

How I'm sleeping this entire weekend knowing OU had a bye week

I'm glad you are alright and I got this here video of a pup to cheer you right up betty pup tres.mp4

Pupdate! She got bigger... her paws are still huge

Happy Birthmas!

Contra code does-not, fix everything

Happy birthday Scoob! May you get a Big 10 championship soon

0-4!!